Recently, I brushed up on netizens eating frozen pears [I don't understand, just ask, the first time I eat frozen pears, is it okay to suck like this?] and attached a picture
Frozen pears are delicious, but it's a bit mouth-wrenching.
The speech before the comment simply laughed to death
02 I still have a few quilts to vacuum, you can come here.
04 You go to Daqing to pump oil and contribute to the country.
06 "Reborn Me as a Locust Spirit in the Northeast"
08 Don't suck, I suddenly feel a little thin air in Jiangsu.
10 Give her a pear orchard, and she can suck 20 acres of land a day!
12 I dare not imagine that if you were a mosquito, mankind would suffer.
14 I got a pox on my back, thank you.
16 My roommate said that I was a love brain, so come and suck my brain away
18 When you were a child, the bottle was sinned, and all the glass was deflated
20 Don't suck my friend, I'm a little hypoxic in Shandong
22 Go and suck my boss
24 I can't believe that if you become zombies, how will those surviving humans live, they may not even have a chance to become zombies
Some netizens even wrote a crazy piece of literature overnight.
Suck, suck, suck! As soon as you suck it up, you will be ruthless, forgetful, and dead! The descendants of a hundred and ten oblique back drums, like a hundred and ten stones that have been constantly struck by strong earthquakes, dance wildly in front of you. Like a shower, it is a rapid drumbeat, like a whirlwind, it is a flying tassel, like a frog, it is a jumping footstep, like a spark, it is a flashing pupil, and like a fighting tiger, it is a strong demeanor. On the Loess Plateau, what a magnificent, bold, and fiery dance broke out Wow-Ansai waist drum [crying silent]!
If you don't understand, just ask, what do frozen pears look like after eating them normally?
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