My father gave me the name, and I was beaten 7 times by the principal after only 3 days of school, and I am still a bachelor
author:Yuzu A
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My father gave me the name, and I was beaten 7 times by the principal after only 3 days of school, and I am still a bachelor
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Today 幽默段子
Danzi 1:
In order to lose weight, I started exercising consistently. But every time I finish a workout, I go and eat greedily. So one day, I was exercising for an hour, and when I came home, I ate a lot of food, only to find out that I had only lost the weight of one scale!
Danzi 2:
I recently started Xi yoga and a teacher told me to relax my body by breathing. So I tried to take a deep breath, but I almost fainted from my stinky socks, and it seemed that my relaxation could not be improved!
Danzi Three:
Today, when I was on the bus, the driver suddenly called and said, "Boss, I'm stuck in traffic here, I'm late." Then he actually handed me the phone and said, "Explain it to my boss!" and I started explaining to a stranger on the phone why I was late!
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