I bought it for more than 300 yuan, and I was going to take a shower and eat it, but I was fired by my mother, and I wanted to cry without tears
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It cost me more than 300 to buy it, and I was going to take a shower and eat it, but I was fired by my mother, and I wanted to cry without tears
Today's humorous joke
1. There was a little squirrel jumping around in a tree and suddenly falling to the ground. It looked at itself stunned, then shook its head and said to itself, "What the hell is this? I remember I was a squirrel!
2. A man goes to the barbershop to cut his hair, and the barber asks him if he wants to straighten his hair. The man hesitated for a moment and said, "Okay, but make sure to straighten my hair instead of straightening me." ”
3. One day, a man stood on a flyover and watched the crowd flow. Suddenly, a passer-by shouted at him, "Be careful! Passers-by came over and said with a smile: "I just said a joke, you actually took it seriously! You are such an overly serious person, even the sky believes it." ”
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