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After reading the year-end summary of netizens, I am really ashamed

author:Teacher, I will

Don't look at today's young people, although they don't like to wear headphones and put their hands in their pockets every day, but the listening data of the whole year has been quantified, and they still immediately share their "music annual report" to the circle of friends.

There are three reasons for this:

"1. My music is the best. ”

"2. My idol's music is the best. ”

"3. I miss you, but I don't dare to talk to you privately. ”

The desire to hope that someone can understand themselves and understand their own tastes is beautiful, but the reality is very skinny - the music and playlists shared on various Internet platforms such as Moments are not cared for at all.

After reading the year-end summary of netizens, I am really ashamed

When it comes to songs, I can only say that human tastes are different.

Compared with your varied, varied, and unexpected annual song lists, the annual summary of the workers' and students' party seems to be almost the same.

"This year, you have made up your mind 296 times that you will leave tomorrow. But you still hold on until December, and plan to talk about it after the year."

A part-time job without the idea of quitting is incomplete, but this year, netizens want to pick and choose not to do it.

After reading the year-end summary of netizens, I am really ashamed

"This year, you have sent 792 'good' and 843 'received', which is really a conscientious worker. ”

I thought that labor and management would quit work, but in fact, it was good, and I received a reply faster than anyone else.

In order to earn this little money, we are also fighting.

After reading the year-end summary of netizens, I am really ashamed

"This year, you have sent 0 'hehe', 372 'haha', 463 'hahaha', 271 'haha', and 67 'ha', you thought that your emotions had become stable and gradually cheerful, but in fact you were going crazy. ”

"The thing you've been doing the longest this year: swearing. In the past, scolding may have been due to your inferior quality, but now scolding is all they deserve. ”

After reading the year-end summary of netizens, I am really ashamed

"This year, I have supported my boss, landlord, delivery person, and courier by myself, please thank yourself for them. You paid for the boss's new car, and you paid 10,000 yuan for the landlord's son to marry his daughter-in-law. ”

But as the saying goes, the salary you get at work is what you deserve, and the money you get from fishing at work is what you really earn.

"This year, you have been paid to fish for a total of 3,000 minutes, defeating 54% of the migrant workers in the country."

After reading the year-end summary of netizens, I am really ashamed

via.@ small rolls

My original intention was to fit out and lose weight, and it was a pure accident to feed the takeaway guy and the courier:

"This year, you have 235 days to open the takeaway software after 0:00, an average of 1 light food/diet meal per week, 6 times a week, and a small goal of 20 pounds this year, but a positive growth. This year is also a year of self-discipline!"

After reading the year-end summary of netizens, I am really ashamed

via.@阿妹AMEI

Although everyone's on-time madness is always the norm, each has its own way of going crazy.

One of the main workers does not want to go to work, and the main focus of college students is that one cannot study.

After reading the year-end summary of netizens, I am really ashamed

via.@ beautiful Shanghai dong dong

"In 2023, you have booked the library 220 times, cancelled 120 times, was late 88 times, and achieved a achievement – 100 no-shows. ”

"In 2023, you borrowed a total of 0 books and submitted homework 28 times, and you really didn't read a single extra book. ”

After reading the year-end summary of netizens, I am really ashamed

"In 2023, you will download a total of 20 Xi apps, even if you wash your hair and blow your hair, you need to download three software, which almost makes your phone unable to be a college student"

After reading the year-end summary of netizens, I am really ashamed

"In 2023, you met 0 friends in the library and nicknamed 12 classmates.

In a place like the library, if no one asks me for it, I don't have a story.

The world of introverted people seems so simple, forever waiting for extroverts to approach their world.

If you don't have an E person, then forget it.

"This year, you made 2 new friends, cleared your contact list 12 times, rejected 114 phone calls, unlocked many achievements such as going to the hospital alone, watching movies alone, eating hot pot alone, congratulations, defeating 99% of the I people in the country!"

After reading the year-end summary of netizens, I am really ashamed

via.@ Dae-en

Because there are very few people I know this year, it's understandable that there is no love to talk about at all, right?

"Holding hands 0 times, kissing 0 times, falling in love 0 times, breaking the defense 365 times, and making persistent efforts next year. ”

After reading the year-end summary of netizens, I am really ashamed

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It's fast, 2023 is coming to an end.

Although most of the plans made at the beginning of the year were not completed, it did not delay us from making the year-end summary at all.

Let's put aside the good or bad of this year.

All in all, in a word, another year of life, it's already amazing!

After reading the year-end summary of netizens, I am really ashamed