Copywriting|Aquatic smokers
Edited by Aquatic Smokers
Preface
With the development of the times, online shopping has entered thousands of households.
Soon, the dazzling product advertisements on the shopping platform confused many people, so many high-quality and inexpensive goods, they must all be bought.
However, when I got this product and tried it, I knew that I had spent the IQ tax again, and the tears I shed now are all the water that entered my brain at that time.
So today, let's take stock of those goods that insult IQ, I don't know if you have bought them?
1. Amazing decontamination products in advertising
I believe you must have seen such a scene in the selling video.
It costs a lot of money to hire someone to dredge the blocked sewer, take out a bottle of "pipe dredging agent" and put it inside, the foam like a pillar bubbles out vigorously, and then the pipe has become very clean, which is very magical.
Also, the wall of the kitchen and the range hood are covered with oil, which looks very uncomfortable, take out the "kitchen grease agent" and spray it, and then wipe the whole rag, the good guy is the same as the new one.
Again, if the light-colored down jacket you bought gets dirty, don't be afraid, tear open the "down jacket special cleaning wipes", you can remove the stains with just a light wipe, and let go of the wild words, you don't need to wash the down jacket all winter.
One by one, the merchants seem to have researched a lot of powerful decontamination products, but they must not be vigorously promoted and make a lot of money.
In fact, many pipe dredging agents look at the low price, the advertising is shocking, and when you take it home, the more you use it, the more blocked the pipe, and what is even more outrageous is that it is also corrosive to some water pipes, and the pipes are burned.
Not to mention the kitchen grease stain agent, take it out and spray it, there is no effect in the video at all, and in the end, you have to use a cleaning ball yourself, tired and tired to brush it clean.
As for the down jacket cleaning wipes, it is two words - "chicken ribs", simple stains can be removed, but those long-term stubborn stains are helpless.
Taking a step back, even wet wipes made of dish soap and laundry detergent are also the same effect, and this blow is a bit of a mess.
Should I say it or not, many of the advertising videos sent by businesses have moisture in them, and they can't achieve that effect.
Second, all kinds of lazy artifacts
Writer Lin Yutang once said:
"Lazy people push for technological progress. ”
Of course, there is some truth in this sentence, after all, many products such as washing machines and dishwashers were invented by human beings in order to save time and effort.
But now in order to sell goods, merchants are about to turn into "inventors", selling all kinds of novel lazy artifacts, and many people buy them back with curiosity, and guess what, it has been a few years since they fell into ashes.
Like what kind of dumpling artifact, vegetable cutting artifact, only you can't think of it, there is no merchant who doesn't sell it.
However, you will know when you use it, you can't take it down if you wrap the simple dumpling artifact, and the high-end point is the whole electric, and the filling will be exposed after a while, and the most terrible thing is that when it finishes wrapping the dumplings, the daylily is cold.
To borrow a comment from a review blogger:
"You can't use dumplings if you can't make dumplings, and you can't use those who can make dumplings. ”
Not to mention the artifact of peeling melon seeds, cutting vegetables, and pounding garlic, it's not enough to toss.
3. Mini sewing machine and folding washing machine
In recent years, when shopping, I always find that merchants love to make some mini things, mini washing machines, sewing machines, small electric cookers, small mops and the like, which sound cute and lovely.
However, it's not cute to buy it in your own home, where is this "mini sewing machine", it is a "stapler" with a needle.
If you can't pick it up with the bottom line in your hand, you can't use it, and if it drops, it's really hard to adjust it with such a gadget.
I don't know who bought this "mini sewing machine" with a sales volume of 1 million+.
There is also this folding washing machine, what to say "quick folding, three-gear selection", "easy to carry, just mention and go", so that many mothers who want to wash their baby's clothes alone are very yearning.
But the principle of this folding mini washing machine is very simple, and the power is also low, and there are two feelings after washing - troublesome and unclean.
Every time you wash and flush once, you have to manually put water and pour water, and the funny thing is that it is not unclean when you take it out, and it will be clean with your hands, okay, how far to throw it.
Fourth, the electric cleaning brush
When you hear the name "electric cleaning brush", you can feel that this product is "not simple", the brush head will rotate by itself, you just need to hold it, wet it and put on the detergent, and move it to the dirty place.
At first glance, it seems that it saves a lot of effort in your hands, but if you think about it carefully, where can it be convenient, it is not a robot.
If you don't believe it, you can listen to the personal experience of a netizen, who once spent 288 yuan to buy a brand electric cleaning brush, hoping to make it easier when cleaning.
As a result, it was idle after using it a few times, and I wanted to throw it away with the garbage at the door of my house, but I found that it was gone in a blink of an eye.
When it was time to take out the garbage the next day, the electric cleaning brush lay quietly in the garbage can, making her cry and laugh.
5. Neck massager
In some marketing videos promoting products, it is always said that the neck massager is a must-have for office workers, which can relieve fatigue and attract many sedentary workers.
But someone sorted out the complaints of users of the neck massager brand, and found that the neck massager is the real IQ tax.
First of all, the merchant exaggerated the effect of the product when promoting, saying that it can bring three layers of deep massage of the nerve layer, the vascular layer and the muscle layer, but users generally reported that the massage was ineffective.
Secondly, many neck massagers say that they use pulse current, which is full of science and technology, but as a result, many people can't stand the current stimulation at all, and unreasonable massage is easy to backfire.
Finally, in order to sell at a high price, the merchant puts the neck massager in all the bells and whistles, such as hot compresses, fragrances, audio, and other functions, which may affect the effect, so it is better to concentrate on the function of "massage".
In addition, when you use it, you must see the precautions clearly, it is not suitable for long-term high-intensity use, do not use it if the skin is sensitive and damaged, and it is forbidden to use it for infants and patients with heart disease.
The body comes first, don't affect your health in order to massage your neck.
Sixth, bowl lotus
Friends who like to raise flowers, it is estimated that they have been exposed to bowl lotus, the small lotus flower grows in a delicate vessel, full of artistic conception, pleasing to the eye.
If I search for shops that sell bowl lotuses on the Internet, I want to raise them even more, because the advertisement of the merchant says:
"It blooms in all seasons, it is alive when it encounters water, and it blooms in a pot. ”
At the same time, the most expensive bowl lotus only costs 30 yuan to buy 10 grains, and some merchants even promise a "full refund if you don't live".
Seeing this, there is only one thought in the hearts of flower lovers: buy it! buy it!
It's just that after I bought it, I took care of this small bowl of lotus with great thought and strict follow the merchant's tips for raising flowers, but I was disheartened half a month later.
Either you encounter a fake one, sell the ordinary lotus flower as a bowl lotus, and grow a lotus leaf and a huge lotus flower.
Either they can't feed themselves, and after half a month, only a few rotten leaves are left floating on the water.
If you don't believe it, look at the comment area for selling bowl lotus seeds, that is, only the seeds but not the flowers.
7. Wormwood foot patches
In traditional Chinese medicine, excessive dampness in the human body will cause a series of symptoms such as indigestion and malaise.
Therefore, everyone always wants to discharge the moisture in the body and make the body healthier, which is why wormwood foot patches appear.
How many wormwood foot patches have become people's health products under the banner of "ancient methods of concoction, driving away dampness and cold, and expelling toxins".
And after using it, there are indeed many people who give praise, the soles of the feet are warm, and some black things appear, isn't this a toxin?
This is not true, wormwood patches can keep warm and credible, but it is a bit ridiculous to talk about detoxification, because this is the so-called black toxin, but because the toner in wormwood foot patches meets foot sweat.
So, it doesn't matter if you have dampness or not, whether you have toxins in your body or not, this phenomenon will occur.
epilogue
Every day, when it is different.
When we shop online, remember one thing, don't buy anything that is not promoted or popularized.
Think about it, if these things leave the help of the network and sell directly in physical stores, it is estimated that there will not be such good sales, and merchants will definitely not buy goods to sell and smash their own signboards.
Therefore, those who are tempted to buy by advertisements are stepping on thunder.
【Disclaimer】
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