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6 humorous and funny ~ Laughing every day is better than ten years ago

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Title: "New Year's Day Welfare Revealed! Awkward Chat on a Blind Date, Boss "Draws" a New Height"

6 humorous and funny ~ Laughing every day is better than ten years ago

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6 humorous and funny ~ Laughing every day is better than ten years ago

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6 humorous and funny ~ Laughing every day is better than ten years ago

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Yesterday, my mother dragged me on a blind date, but I didn't expect the meeting to be my ex. Faced with this embarrassing situation, I can only choose to pretend that I don't know. But unexpectedly, her father actually praised me for being a good boy. "Uncle, didn't you chase me in the playground?" In the end, her father was willing to "hand" his daughter to me. Life is so dramatic, the ex becomes the present.

6 humorous and funny ~ Laughing every day is better than ten years ago

Speaking of the four great modern Chinese painters, have you heard of it?

Scientific studies have found that many people experience nausea and retching when they brush their teeth in the morning because they like to look in the mirror. The little things in life always hide wonderful secrets.

6 humorous and funny ~ Laughing every day is better than ten years ago

Before leaving work, the boss informed the company group that he would work overtime in the evening. In my anger, I opened a small group in private and prepared to scold the boss. Unfortunately, the message was sent to the work group, and it was just below the manager's notice of overtime. I can't withdraw it, my career may end here, so I have to drink something at night...

The husband asked his wife puzzled: "Why did you give that beggar so much money? He was clearly pretending to be blind!" The wife smiled indifferently: "Didn't you hear him say to me, 'Beautiful and kind young lady'?" The husband was stunned for a moment: "It seems that he is really blind!" Life is full of adventures, and sometimes, kindness comes inadvertently.

6 humorous and funny ~ Laughing every day is better than ten years ago

In the new year, let's look forward to more surprises and happiness together, Happy New Year's Day!