Boss, your wontons are very delicious, and this sign is terrifying
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Boss, your mixed wonton is very delicious, it's this sign that looks terrifying
Don't care what brand it is, you just say it's slippery or not
Is it like this after my girlfriend gets angry?
I think I can do the job, as long as I have enough to do
When the children on the side of the road saw this scene, they no longer believed the light in their hearts
Gender transition, you can vomit three pounds of overnight meals
Is this the hellish version of subject two?
Brother, come down quickly, I'm scared
Human life is in motion, but I'm a dog
Doctor: Put the patient on the stretcher, uh, forget it, it's hopeless
Is it because the father is too sleepy, or the child is too skinny
Shoes: Okay, you use me as sneakers, and I'll die for you
I've seen a sycophant, but it's the first time I've seen a sycophant
Male: Be careful of the liver (Xiao Xing Pole) Female: Little baby
Revolver may have his own ideas
Hahahaha, this is the first time that a fart has a shape of its own
It hurts to look at the series
Okay, okay, I'll play football with you, and you can play with me
My ship is notoriously fast, and of course it sinks notoriously fast
Oh, hey, big brother, what are you doing with your hands? Oh, it's eating vegetables
Dude, don't you know that a gentleman doesn't stand under a dangerous wall
Pig: Do you see your manners? You can't bite your own?
Wow, useless knowledge has increased again
Brother Monkey Didi, specially sent to mountains and jungles (except bananas are easy to steal)
The uncle's leg disease was treated at this moment
Let's not talk about the quality of the shooting, the spirit of the uncle is worth learning Xi
Please let me apply for this job, please
Dog: It's only my body that binds me, and mentally I'm already out of the clouds
Life should have a sense of ritual, and so should computers
Five hundred times in the previous life, only to wait for us to meet in this life
Could this be the legendary dragon sucking water?
Tell me honestly, is Harry Potter your brother?
Sometimes the door is not only for the care of the family, but also a manifestation of the sense of ritual
It's true that Florida doesn't raise idlers
Ah, this is the legendary big big crocodile
When two cats fight, one must be a little yellow and the other a little black
The Chinese little master is still a little conservative
It's really confusing
Although the uncle is in a wheelchair, he has the heart to drive a sports car
It's hard not to fight with women, but you can't stand the wolves and tigers
Little brother, you're okay, a squid skewer has made you stunned
This kid brother was in ancient times, and the height was a positive third grade
Dog: You turned a blind eye to me who should be performing with you
Sometimes art is something that is real and confusing
Sure enough, fashion is a cycle
Don't talk about it, dad will add dinner tonight
What sits in the north and faces south, and what is by the mountains and rivers, I am going to kill all sides at the poker table in this outfit
At this point, the drivers of both cars held their breath
Mom, look, isn't this a basketball man?
If you slept in this room, what would you most like to do?
I tried my best but only found four