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You know, I often scold Baidu Tieba in articles, but I'm also an out-and-out ten-year old bar friend.
There is the official operation of the most foul-smelling and shitty on the whole network, and it will always shoehorn the topic of saliva on the homepage, trying to make all people in their right minds become Internet trolls, but there are indeed a group of users who are Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and very entertaining. Even though Tieba's daily activity is less than one-tenth of its peak, it still occupies a place in the Internet ecology.
So what I'm going to talk about today is not a negative, uncomfortable story. In today's Baidu Tieba, Loenzo is simply the spokesperson of "good life".
Normal, and interesting.
Loenzo is the owner of Baidu Black Myth Bar, the founder of the bar, and also claims to be an online novelist, serializing a fantasy novel "Three Immortals" at the starting point, and has written 120,000 words. A lot of bar friends went to his "Three Immortals" to check in, but unfortunately the book was not taken away by the website to sign a contract, and the number of monthly tickets he got is still 0.
Today's Loenzo is a popular fried chicken in Tieba, and any reply to a post can be praised on the APP hot search. Under his wise and resourceful leadership, Black Myth has recently become the most popular game post bar in Baidu. On the day that "Black Myth: Wukong" released the promotional video of TGA, the number of followers on Tieba increased by 1,700 people, but in recent days, because of Loenzo's work, Tieba attention has risen by five figures every day - the owner of the bar is almost more popular than the game itself.
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One of the most out-of-the-circle things Lorenzo did was to "outwit the Cyber Birthday Gang" on Steam, which is probably funnier than this year's Spring Festival Gala sketches. Because "Baldur's Gate 3" won this year's TGA Game of the Year, TGA, oh no, it's Steam, so it was a matter of course to get a raffle, providing a total of 5 copies of "Baldur's Gate 3" game base.
A puzzling phenomenon is that the Steam bar has an obsession with TGA like a Tang monk learning from the scriptures, and about 1/3 of the posts every day are ridiculing the TGA as a pheasant award, and the remaining 2/3 is discussing whether the game that did not win the TGA award is spicy chicken, and even Pol Pot called it too extreme after watching it. Therefore, there is nothing wrong with them choosing to hold official activities.
But as a large community with 200,000+ bar friends, Loenzo thinks that the Black Myth Bar should also have corresponding prizes, otherwise it will lose face. But even if he finds a post bar to operate soft grinding and hard bubbles, in the end, he only needs to get two CDKs of "Rulong 7 Gaiden".
Just as Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag has always been able to pull back a goal in the press conference after a loss, Loenzo immediately noticed a loophole in the Steam raffle - the prize was not drawn at random, but was given away from the five most liked replies. This means that as long as people's hearts are stronger than steel, there are always more ways than difficulties.
In the face of the 4 million lions of the Steam bar, this thing was really done by him, and 5 copies of "Bode 3" entered the pocket of the black myth bar team one by one. The degree of crispness and sharpness can't help but remind people of Tang Zhongzong Li Xian's Shenlong coup.
After the deed was accomplished, Loenzo selflessly took out all the prizes for the Black Myth Bar friends to draw, but the full and necessary condition was to reply "I will always love Steam". I suspect he may be addicted to watching NTR.
But if I want to evaluate it seriously, it is more about Loenzo's charisma and team cohesion than the ability to live. While the bar friends make fun of him, they are really willing to listen to his call to action, which is very rare. He also cleverly set the lottery to end at Christmas, making it clear that it was to attract traffic to the black myth bar.
I didn't expect him to really attract a big one. A-Ying, a staff member of "Baldur's Gate" developer Larian, was very moved when he learned of this, and was then turned away by the level 4 wall set up by the Black Myth Bar (below level 4 cannot speak). I had no choice but to go to the QQ group to communicate, and I sent ten freshly baked "Bode 3" game gift packages to bar friends.
Loenzo is also famous for his war, and his glorious deeds have been all over the Internet ever since. Everyone looked at it closely, only to find that this guy was more abstract than Cao Chong with a whip. The clowns who are sticking around are the gods of the game field, and Loenzo, who has its own program effect, must be the great sage of the game field.
Loenzo either doesn't understand the Internet at all, or he understands the Internet too well, and he always steps on various platforms, and then is treated as fun by everyone. For example, he claimed to be good at chatting with girls, but he didn't tell that his so-called sister was a man using an AI voice changer.
He once secretly posted a barrage on his station B video to boast, only to find out afterwards that the UP main logo would be displayed, and there was no way to delete it. It is quite the style of Durant, who sprayed each other with trumpets and sunspots, and actually forgot to switch accounts.
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Loenzo
And as the owner of the Black Myth Bar, Loenzo showed a dish of game skills that can be compared to the RAP talent of the Silver Imperial Guild Leader. Playing the role of level 139 of the old man's ring (clearance level), he was guarded by the big tree at the gate of his birthplace and passed without injury, which is really a one-in-a-million practice of martial arts wastewood.
If you haven't watched "Miss Kaguya" and haven't played the old man's ring, then you should be able to understand if I change the example - it may be equivalent to the current time when you go to the village entrance kindergarten to fight and are kicked down by a 5-year-old child. Considering that Black Myth: Wukong is also a difficult souls-like game, I fear that he may not be able to beat it at all.
I listened to the secretary of the president RAP
Loenzo also has a stalk of "eat a shaqima first", which comes from when he played "Wolf" live in the early days, and some friends lied to him that Ichiro only had two lives (in fact, there were three). So after a hard-fought defeat of Koichiro's second phase, Loenzo left the computer to find Shakima to eat. And it's worth mentioning that in order to defeat the early boss of Eina, Loenzo fought in the castle tower for a week, dying a total of 146 times.
Loenzo's journey to life can be traced back to the offline trial of "Black Myth: Wukong" in August this year. As the owner of the bar, I won't talk about the matter of "Devil May Cry", let's talk about something more ugly than this but very effective show.
On August 22, the day after the "Black Myth: Wukong" trial ended, the avatar of Black Myth Bar was replaced with a spoof photo of producer Feng Ji being covered with instant noodles by players. This picture is from when Feng Ji was working on "God of War" at Tencent, and Loenzo claimed that it could let everyone know more about the story behind the game science.
This is not a personal vendetta, and it has nothing to do with the fact that he didn't get the trial qualification.
As for whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. Anyway, Loenzo didn't plan to let the avatar hang for too long, but when he was about to change the avatar back, the air around him suddenly froze, because he only then realized that the avatar could only be changed once every 3 months.
was so frightened that he ran to apologize to Feng Ji, but the latter's Weibo account had to be followed for 7 days before he could send a private message. This subordinate is really bare-assed and pulls the grinding disc - it's a shame to spin in circles. In the end, under the guidance of my bar friends, I don't know how to circumvent the restrictions, and I changed my avatar back.
Under Loenzo's influence, the Black Myth Bar gradually became a living mecca. And his best helpers are the group of friends who want to see him out of trouble. Don't blink, I'm going to tell you a story about courage, wisdom, forbearance, intrigue, and betrayal of young people who came to power. And you, my friend, may be able to learn more from it.
On August 26th, not long after the avatar turmoil subsided, a netizen named "Shura の神descending" privately chatted and claimed to be a fan of Loenzo. I didn't receive a reply, but the next day I found management again, saying that "I want to interact with Loenzo in my dreams", which successfully attracted his attention.
After joining the group, Shura maintained the dignity of the bar master everywhere, and also publicized his identity as a writer to the little blacks from time to time, which made Lornzo Longyan happy and ready to promote Shura to be the administrator. In order to avoid being accused of cronyism by the outside world, Loenzo also reluctantly asked Shura to scold himself twice, in order to show his broad-mindedness.
After succeeding in ascending to the throne, Shura couldn't wait to ask Loenzo for an autograph. In the face of the enthusiastic expectations of fans, Loenzo naturally couldn't refuse, and also bought one get one free in both Chinese and English.
So on the same day that Loenzo signed Shura, there was such a post in the Black Myth Bar: "The strong should be respected, and the hero only dares to be the first", the content is that Loenzo has decided to sign the abdication edict and officially declare that Zen is located in Shura. The ending is signed by Loenzo himself, which is well-founded and convincing.
So Loenzo doesn't need to work at all, he is the whole work itself, even if he sits still, life will run after him.
And if you think about it, you will find that although Loenzo often commits two mistakes, he will not really offend others, and his words and deeds should be described by the word "stupid and cute". The six words "Black Myth, Bar Master" are so popular now, perhaps because in the increasingly foul-smelling environment of Baidu Tieba, what happened around him and around him can occasionally remind people of the original intention of playing the Internet - we are just here to have a little fun, there is no need to make it so smoky.
"In the end, the prince and princess lived happily together and ...... forever"
This is a standard good ending of a fairy tale, when people satisfy their curiosity, they don't care about what happens afterward, and happiness in the moment is eternal in the future. But this is often not the case, firewood, rice, oil and salt exist, and even the fairy tales we see are mostly modified versions of the 19th century. They were originally seen as adult entertainment, and many contained plots such as gore, rape, etc.
The popularity of Black Myth Bar reminds me a bit of last year's Showmaker. At that time, the show bar relied on Faker to be smeared by rumors, and the high-intensity work of the bar owner "lying down like C", which attracted countless netizens who called themselves "Xiubing", making it a smash hit holy land.
But when the rumors about Faker were cleared up and the popularity of the show bar gradually subsided, do you know what happened here? A large number of black fans scandalized the photos of Faker's grandmother, turned them into posthumous photos, and spread rumors about her death. This is no longer a whole job, this is simply insults and personal attacks.
Lying person such as C is not a person who plays the Internet into the brain, he often disappears from the post bar for a period of time. For such a pure fun person, it's hard to say whether the showmaker bar looked like later and whether it was really what the lying person wanted to see.
And Loenzo's original intention of playing the post bar was just to hope that "Black Myth: Wukong" would become more popular. In fact, he has only made more than 30 posts in total, half of which represent the bar team. It's just that his words and deeds will be quickly sent to the "hot search topic of Tieba" - I mean, there is obviously an invisible hand behind his back.
The expansion of the circle is not necessarily a good thing. If management can maintain a large voice all the time, its internal and external actions will be organized and disciplined, but if it loses its action center, public opinion will be confused.
The above is a bit of a digression, I hope it's just that I'm worried. Of course, I don't want the circle of Black Myth Bar to expand and repeat the mistakes of Showmaker Bar. It's just that in a community known for its chaos and officials like to add fuel to the fire, it's hard to predict what will happen in the future.
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