My aunt asked me to take the graduate school entrance examination and the public examination with three hands
Former parents: Get a good job
Current parents: pay close attention to the preparation and examination of the postgraduate entrance examination
@阿伟笑长
Netizen: The examination and the public entrance examination are grasped with three hands, one is to grasp repeatedly, and the other is to grasp repeatedly.
Know that your intentions are good, but don't set out yet.......
I really don't know why most parents nowadays are in this posture of standing and talking without backache.
I thought that after graduating from university, I would enter the next stage of my life, but I didn't expect to start the days of studying Xi and working part-time.
Perhaps only those who have really experienced one of the beatings know how terrifying this three-handed grasp is!
And those true warriors will choose to take this path:
A strong man is a strong man at all times!
If the end of the universe is to take these exams, then it is recommended that only these three professional courses be offered in the future, and directly take four detours.
The kid brother started to coax the college students
Today's college students really like to reach out to small children for things.
The kid brother was originally very happy to play alone, but he became an assembly line worker:
@神店通缉令
Wearing white woolen gloves and a few knocks to join the soul, he is skilled like a boss who has been setting up a stall for ten years.
Sure enough, no one can laugh when a hobby develops into a job.
Looking at his busy figure, there is a feeling that the business is full but he can't make a penny.
I had a half-day break in elementary school, but I took a half-day class at university.
Kid: I'm here to play, not for you.
However, it seems to be really fun, so can you make one for me too?
An unforgettable resignation
Recently, a high school student in Kaifeng, Henan Province gave up his seat for an uncle on the bus, and the uncle sent a video to praise him.
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@河南手机报
seems to praise a person, but in fact scolds a carload of people.
Originally, after the uncle posted this video, it had already attracted a lot of people's attention.
As a result, the high school student's school also held a commendation meeting for him.
@TY..
The introvert finally mustered up the courage to give up his seat once, and as a result, he was not only posted on the Internet, but also gave a speech in the C position.
As netizens said:
Moreover, since then he has a new name: "Brother Concession".
Brother Take: I put my uncle on the seat, and my uncle hung me on the net.
I gave up my seat and wrote a 1,000-word speech.
What a hearty resignation.
You're really enough! I-people are not toys for you E-people.
Sweaty high school student: There will be a seat in the future.
"Subway Judge Sister Chapter - Subway Warm Man"
There is a subway judge in the front, and a subway warm man in the back.
Recently, a netizen saw an aunt sleeping on a seat on the subway, so he took a picture and sent it to their group, and asked a friend to deduct 6 for him, and he went to cover his aunt with his own padded jacket.
@暖心市民
originally thought he was joking, but after seeing his friends deduct 6 one after another, he made a decisive move:
@暖心市民
Low EQ: Angry at your aunt and quarrel with her
High emotional intelligence: cover the quilt for your aunt
He chose wisdom among recklessness and cowardice.
Sure enough, sincerity is an eternal nirvana! Learn to defeat magic with magic.
Don't look at this small move, the weight of the psychology of the majority of netizens is not light:
Subway Judge: One of us sings whiteface and the other sings blackface.
Understand, one of you is a military general and the other is a civil general!
Otherwise, you college students have to be able to play.
Who would say that college students only have clear stupidity.
The man didn't give the money, and as a result, he won the buy one get one free
Recently, a customer in Foshan went to buy betel nuts, but opened a pack without paying, and found that he won "another pack", but the customer did not want to exchange for new betel nuts.
So he wanted to return the pack to the boss and eat the opened bag himself, so that he wouldn't have to pay.
But the store said that the man had to pay for the first pack before he could win the lottery, and how could he win if he didn't buy it. Under the dispute between the two parties, the store had no choice but to call the police.
@桐响视频
After hearing this, the police said: You should buy one pack of one pack according to the procedure.
I understand, isn't this the realistic version of the sketch "Eating Noodles":
Many people may think that customers want to prostitute for nothing, but in fact, this kind of operation is possible in Hunan.
There are still many places where you can't say that you are prostituting for nothing, but you can exchange it directly.
Take betel nut as an example: the original price is 30 yuan, and you only need to pay 5 yuan after winning the lottery.
However, the premise of this situation is that you are familiar with the boss and the person agrees to let you dismantle it first and then pay.
Under normal circumstances, it is always time to pay first and then split the prize.
Because there is no such thing as a free lunch, stop thinking about prostitution every day.
The customer was suspected of being beaten for eating wontons with more seasonings
Recently, netizens posted that a small group of people were abused and driven away by the boss for adding more vinegar in a wonton shop in Changzhou, Jiangsu.
When the guy paid the money and was about to leave, he was still pushed by the boss and even kicked out of the store and beaten.
@直播长三角
After that, enthusiastic netizens who were not used to seeing it found this store on a certain group to comment, and were threatened and abused by the boss.
@板扎在线
An official source said: The man and the shopkeeper had a dispute.
After the incident, the police have intervened and the shopkeeper has also been taken away by the police station. According to reports, the details of the case have not yet been announced because the case is being handled.
Although the two of you have a grudge, you shouldn't chase others for a little vinegar, it's reasonable to suspect that you want to beat people, just use vinegar as an excuse!
We don't know what grievances you two have, but it's a fact that this boss beats people because of the customer's extra vinegar.
Coupled with his scolding of netizens on the Internet, everyone will think that the pattern of this boss is too small....
So at the end of the day, what's wrong with being jealous?
Every time I buy food, I start to sweat when I ask the boss to add more vinegar.
If you love coriander, pay attention, and put a lot of it every time.