"Cousin, what are you kidding? Bring back a reckless (strange) woman, and call me a big man, today you two big men went out lucky to come to Deng (great), and actually picked up a girl and came home. Liang Xingyu pretended to be angry and said.
"Wife, I'll pick up an uncle and son for you for nothing. Now you are not lonely at home, someone accompanies you to set up a dragon gate array, where to find this good thing? Li Xiaode took her words and said.
Liu Huanggeng was really overjoyed, no matter how long the night was, it was really difficult to survive without a woman. Although there are also some local wives of water-based poplars, they took the initiative to come to him to "solve problems." "The reality of the dewy couple who play on the scene is not a cure for the symptoms. And at risk. Besides, they are all crooked products, and they can't mention his big "sexual" interest.
There was a woman to be married not far from his house, and he took away the body of her grandson, which was all tricked, and if the woman's parents knew, they would at least twist it and dry him with nosebleeds. Later, he was ashamed to brag in front of Li Xiaode: to do that for his unmarried daughter, and to shave the "family" under his crotch.
"It's stunted. You are embarrassed to say that if she knows, she will not sue you as a rapist and send you to prison for a few years. You're going to slap me in the face. Li Xiaode made him feel a slight pain.
"Some people say that your rabbit still eats the grass next to the nest!" Li Xiaode continued to tease him: "Why don't you want it!" You're not afraid of other men's black hammers, that courage is too big. ”
"A full man doesn't know a hungry man, you don't experience that taste. Telling you is also saying it in vain. Liu Huanggeng forcibly discerned his reasons.
"You're really suffering from amnesia, and you've forgotten the pain when you're scarred. You remember that time, that is, our team was not long established, one morning we went to get off the team, just about to cross the river under the Longxiang year, did you do that foolish thing? I almost slipped out of work. Li Xiaode said.
"Oops! Which pot do you not open? I went to turn over some old things again, which affected my mood. ”
"This is not to turn over your old accounts, a lesson from the past, take it as a warning! Take it as a warning! Li Xiaode said: "Where is your kind of manoeuvre?" He was a man who was close to his neighbor. Don't say that people clean you up like this, you deserve it. ”
It was Liu Huanggeng's recurrence of his old illness, his head was full of nerves, and he deliberately provoked his female neighbor, and he was responsible for the consequences.
That night, when Li Xiaode came back for dinner, he said to his wife: "Today, your brother-in-law gave it to the back of the house, and your four ladies scolded him so much that he drilled into the ground." ”
"Because of what?"
"Our group of people, this morning went to the villager group in Longxiang to do work, when crossing the river, everyone was still on the boat, Liu Huanggeng suddenly looked up and saw that on the side of the road, there were your four Niangniang Yumei and Shangyu to catch up with the scene, and the two of them walked into the city. The disaster uncle said, Captain Zhang Guigang, the tall woman wearing a checkered blouse, called Yu Moumou is my neighbor, and her son is what I made for her. As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Guigang called Yu Mei'er's name, I thought that Yu Mei'er had a good relationship with our family, and she didn't say anything else? Stop Zhang Guigang immediately, don't shout like this, inexplicably say that this is a purely fictional thing, insulting people's personalities, and will cause trouble.
"Yu Moumou, Liu Huanggeng said that your son is his, is it true or false." Zhang Guigang shouted with a bad face that these words with low lethality and extremely insulting characteristics stabbed a hornet's nest that almost couldn't be closed.
"You know, Yu Mei'er's mouth is not a vegetarian, and even the heinous Zhang Fa brother is not her opponent, not to mention that you Liu Huanggeng is a stupid man, but you still serve this courtesy bowl, don't bring him down, that's not Yu Mei'er's character."
Shang Yu didn't speak from beginning to end, one was the next-door neighbor who grew up together, and the other was a sister who still had to look up and not look down. She couldn't persuade them. Li Xiaode said with palpitations: Yu Mei'er launched a surge, turning over and over again the first three generations and the last three generations of Liu Huanggeng to make the flowers bloom in the four seasons, and scolded him so much that he had no power to fight back.
Liang Xingyu knows the roots, and she is very good at these four girls. Her cousin is too, and he shouldn't make jokes like this, and he also supports Zhang Guigang's yin and yang weird people. Yu Mei'er tried her best to scold Liu Huanggeng to the point that she blossomed, but she still couldn't swallow this evil breath.
"This disaster brother-in-law is too, when Huang Cui was still there that year, he didn't speak through his brain, saying that Yu Mei'er had an affair with her man. This is purely nonsense, slandering a woman's name, and there is no ironclad evidence to convince others to believe it.
Then she ran to Huang Cui's house and beat the boxes, cabinets, pots and pans of her marriage to pieces. Liu Huanggeng was so frightened that he didn't dare to save his teeth, and ran over to ask our father to go over and shout, but your four mothers didn't buy it. Let her be at their house, the jumper has jumped enough, and the things are almost broken, so that the madness can be contained. Again, that's the same sentence. You can eat indiscriminately, but you really can't talk nonsense. People who are dozens of years old! Lessons have not yet been learned. Li Xiaode said.
"If you are willing to walk at night, you will encounter ghosts sooner or later, and the old horse will be there if he doesn't die. Husband, I guess there will be a good show to watch tomorrow. Liang Xingyu seemed to understand, this afternoon Yu Mei'er came back from the scene, and when she passed by their door, she glanced at Liu Huanggeng's house several times. After scolding and scolding, he still didn't give up, and went down and took a few turns. Maybe it's to see Liu Huanggeng go home? You are a sassy old lady, and the old lady is afraid of your fire shovel. I'm afraid that the dog mongrel with your surname Liu has an official and a half-job. Lao Tzu Yumeier is a peasant woman, who is afraid of anyone in this New Year? The old lady doesn't carry the pot and burns it on the stove of your Liu family, see what you dare to do to me? If you can run away from the monk, you can't get out of the temple, and the coming day will be long. As long as you can't die, then my jade sister has time for you to consume, see who can win? You're a horse shrimp (turtle in an urn).
"I thought the same way on the way back, I originally wanted that when the two of us came back together, I would persuade him to apologize to Yu Mei'er, and the big thing was turned into a small thing, and the small thing was turned into a small thing. Everyone is a person in a nest, why make so much of a mistake. Oooh! After I went to the office of the Family Planning Office and delayed for a few minutes, I came out and the shadows of others were gone, so I must have gone into the city with Zhang Guigang to have a good time. ”
"Husband, I think you should not get involved in Liu Huanggeng's affairs, he is suspicious and jealous. And it's the person of the chicken belly field. You once had an old confinement (enemy), and he will always prevent you from getting it. You are good for him, you don't expect him to repay you, and if you don't fix you, you will be regarded as burning high incense. ”
"I'm afraid you don't have to say it's that serious!"
"You can't have the heart of the whole person, and you can't have the heart of guarding against people! Husband, it's right to listen to your wife. Liang Xingyu said: "Don't answer the wrong question, you have to believe my insight into the problem, a woman's sixth sense is very accurate." I dare to say that Siniangniang didn't find him tonight, and tomorrow she will definitely go to the township government to make a big fuss about Liu Huanggeng and see how Liu Huanggeng has to fall. ”
"Wife, can't you just come in and choose some good words to say one by one? Don't take human nature so badly. ”
"If you tell me about human nature, then they should be people who work in the yamen, and they don't talk about human nature. Not to mention a wild woman in a mountain village. This is simply that only the state officials are allowed to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps. ”
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