When the map navigation software disappeared overnight, I would first touch my pocket to make sure the phone was still there, and then look at the people around me with a helpless expression. It's a bit like something out of a science fiction movie, suddenly losing the convenience tools we're used to and throwing us back to the days when there was no navigation. But
If you really want to suddenly withdraw the mobile phone from the hands of young people, how many people will be confused on the spot, and they have to react for a while and then think about what to do. Some time ago, someone posted and asked "which function of your phone do you rely the most on it". In addition to mobile payment, the function of the highest ticket in the comment area turned out to be navigation,
The number of likes even exceeds that of various popular entertainment social software. A large number of young people surrendered to it, believing that they had "navigation dependence". The specific manifestation is that you only dare to walk casually when you go to work, school, and familiar streets, and at other times, wherever you go, you have to ask for navigation before you dare to go on the road.
When I first saw the post, I just thought it was a convenience brought about by technological development, which allowed people to spend less time thinking about where to go. Until one day, riding a shared bicycle, I was almost taken on the Jingcheng Expressway by the navigation. It's hard to describe the night I was at the entrance of the viaduct,
How helpless it is to watch the speed of traffic. I carried my bike down 40 steps and turned back to the normal road from the pedestrian passage. My colleagues laughed at me for half a month, and then one day I overslept, and they all joked and wondered if I was riding a bicycle on the highway again. And on the navigation interface,
My thrilling and cautious, angry, speechless and humble experience was just a small and ruthless twist and turn. A casual search on the Internet will find that there are many unlucky eggs like me who are played between the palms of the navigator. Contemporary map navigation apps are like a bunch of scumbags. You trust him,
He made bad things to you, you said he did wrong this time, and he might dare next time. You say to him to navigate the hotel. He said OK to navigate the funeral home. Every modern person suffering from "navigation dependence" may be a hidden navigation victim. From walking to cycling, motorcycle to car,
No matter what way you choose, you will have a posture of being pitted. Fairness and justice, no one can escape the situation that it is difficult to move an inch and return to the same way, and they are equally trapped in the omission of the algorithm. Most of the time, a misguided navigation can make people feel angry but helpless. You'll feel "Hi,
Artificial intelligence is just that", mocking them as artificial products is ultimately unable to understand the complex twists and turns of real life. A little bit of human literary attainment is enough to trap them. Take a car that is about to run out of gas to the navigation system of the mother and baby store, it must be difficult to understand why other gas stations can refuel,
Just your "baby gas station" can't be added. They also most likely do not understand human performance art. When a netizen urgently needed to repair a home appliance, the navigation system showed her the nearest "old Zhang home appliance repair", and even thoughtfully attached a time reminder "in business".
But when netizens crossed two kilometers to rush to the scene, they found that "Laozhang Home Appliance Maintenance" was just a painted wall. If you want to bring the shop on the wall to "life" to help repair the appliances, unless you are a magic pen Ma Liang. There's a video hall shop next door.
It is convenient for customers to go in and pass the time while waiting for home appliances to be repaired. Don't say, the navigation system that recommends this is still weird. The navigation system, which has no hands and feet, is just a long list of data, always misjudges the physical condition of human beings, and it is not clear that there is a difference between white people and people.
For example, a triathlete might be able to start swimming immediately after riding a bike. But that doesn't mean everyone can do this, and it doesn't mean that a cyclist can command a cyclist to swim across the lake while carrying his car. Perhaps from their perspective,
I give the optimal navigation scheme with the shortest straight line between two points. It can be achieved by jumping off the overpass and crossing the road, and I don't understand why stupid humans always choose to take a long detour. Human Answer: Because I want to live. I don't know how many law-abiding,
Late at night after work at an empty intersection, good citizens who will obediently wait for red lights are tempted by navigation and almost destroy public order and good customs. Standing on the edge of the green space, watching the navigation arrows of the conductor across the flower bed and trampling the grass speechless. Compared to people who follow inertia and stick to trying,
They seem to understand better the truth of Lu Xun's famous saying that "there is no road on the earth, and when there are more people walking, it becomes a road". Map navigation although does not understand the complexity of society. But in a sense, they know better than people what the way is. Because the navigation algorithm never cares whether a certain land has a name or not,
Whether or not you have been given a certain high-sounding title, that is all false. They only care——。 "Don't ask if this is the road, just say if this can go!" The pain points of navigation dependence are often triggered at this moment——。 Knowing that the navigation in hand is doing an outrageous thing,
Command yourself to go down an absurd path. But because there is no other way at present, I can only bite the bullet and obey. Sometimes the navigation is quite benevolent, and although the given road is strangely shaped, it can barely be walked. But sometimes I have to suspect that "this guy is deliberately fixing me".
Don't be afraid of the vulgar word "guy", when you follow the navigation to a wall and the line shows that you need to climb over the wall, and there is a ladder right next to it, it's hard not to get angry and wonder: "Huh? Is this asking me to climb over the wall? ”。 Many people obey the outrageous path of navigation before
Will try to do some final resistance. It refers to switching from the current navigation APP to another to try to see if other navigation can be clearer and give a person a way to go. But if you find that all navigation software gives the same outrageous route.... There is a widespread speculation about map navigation algorithms circulating on the Internet:
Everyone guesses that the navigation algorithm will continue to iterate based on the data feedback from users, and when it finds that someone has walked over the road, it will try to navigate for others; After more people walk, they try to navigate the cyclists, and after the bicycles, they try to navigate motorcycles and cars. Some netizens followed the navigation and met the fence,
I was about to complain about this outdate, but I found that there was a broken hole in the fence, and I could drill it. The comment area is full of ridicule that "more people who drill holes become the road". When a friend rode an electric car, she was confused why she chose to ride an electric car, but navigation always let her ride across the overpass to the other side of the road.
Many of the overpasses have steep slopes, and those ramps seem only suitable for pushing bicycles, and she can only go around farther intersections at a time to pass through zebra crossings. This puzzle was finally answered some time ago. Because she saw the skilled and bold takeaway brother, riding an electric car whizzing onto the overpass. Navigation:
No one knows the real road better than I do. According to this speculation, every absurd road we encounter may be the result of a warrior. The bizarre move of navigation can also be called an ode to human courage. When you ride late at night and cross the river,
Who would have thought that the heating lines that had ventured before would turn into roads and become the last hope. (Very dangerous inappropriate behavior, do not imitate). When you followed the navigation deeper into the grass and thought something must have been wrong, several broken wooden sticks appeared in front of you and lay on the ground.
The use of this traces of artificial construction shows that although the dirt road is small, it is still the dignity of the road. And when you drive your car and follow the navigation to a bridge with steps - sorry, I really don't know how to round this scene. If this is also the road that has been explored before, how did the last car pass?
Did Nu struggle to rush over? In real life, in addition to having to find another way after encountering crazy navigation, there is also a subtle detail that is also maddening. That is, you know, this must not be the last. Even if you scold at your phone until your throat is hoarse, next time,
Navigation can still respond to the crushing two sentences: "You've gone off course." "A hundred meters ahead, turn around." After all, the technical problems behind outrageous navigation are often the same three things that are difficult to solve - weak signal, untimely road updates, and little data on remote roads.
They are not problems that can be solved in a while, they are destined to exist for a long time in the future, and people are destined to slowly grind with navigation. And at present, it is clear that some results have been run-in. One of the achievements of navigation taming human beings: subway stations, railway stations, attractions and other common travel scenarios,
One more person after another in circles. Stand-up comedian Doudou once complained that after his girlfriend went out to open the navigation, she always had to follow the cursor arrow to determine the direction. The scene may seem funny, but it makes sense. Because after opening the navigation software, the first task of the software is to find the starting point,
This process is called "initial positioning", and the next step is to determine the direction to the end point. In the process of determining the strength of the positioning signal, the speed of the network, the surrounding signal situation, etc., may affect the speed of the cursor to find the direction. So you still have to turn, not turning just means that you have a good signal and fast Internet speed.
In the domestic drama "My Love for You is Beautiful", Wang Dashan and his wife made a navigation mistake and drove the car into a ditch. The second achievement of navigation taming human beings is that navigation apps have cultivated a group of loyal breed drivers. Advocate that one does not follow the navigation anyway, and does not know who to follow,
Have abandoned questioning navigation. From navigation dependence, upgraded to "navigation blind obedience". Regardless of whether the tree in front of it is grass or a broken road, walk around first, and then make another plan. Netizen @ Jinyan wanted to go to the scenic spot, and the navigation pointed to a road that his mother didn't recognize, and there were no pedestrians on the road. Passing mountain paths,
Gutters, bushes, whoever looks at it has to scold a word that is unreliable, only on the navigation page but the arrows are very firm, pointing precisely the direction of each fork in the grass. Don't say, in the end, he really managed to reach his destination. And quite a few young people,
In the process of battling wits with navigation, some unique fun was discovered. For example, when you follow the navigation to ride the shared bicycle on the low wall, trembling, and finally have to carry the bike and jump off the wall. But I found that there was already another lonely shared bicycle waiting silently there,
The joy at this time is indescribable. Because it means that you have discovered that there is another one in the world that is united by the same navigation, and that is perfectly in tune with your soul - the unlucky bastard. Of course, not everyone has completely succumbed to navigation. Even if taxi drivers use navigation to save trouble,
There will be one of the last people in the world who bite to death and believe that their brains are more powerful - our father. Whether they were driving or sitting in the co-pilot, they would always mock the navigation "what way" with disdain, and then began to use their own experience to direct the car into various alleys that were supposedly closer.
If there is an accidental traffic jam on the side road or when they find that they are on the wrong road, dads often smile awkwardly: "I don't know what's going on today, I haven't encountered it before." ”