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God Joke:
1. I went shopping with my new girlfriend for a day. She said shyly: "It's really embarrassing that you are still shopping with me so busy." I whispered, "It's okay, just walk the dog." "My boyfriend didn't look very happy at me, and I yelled at him several times at once. Think about my knowledge!
2. I recently bought a new car. I can use it as a wedding car and pocket a few. One day, I went to pick up the bride. The groom sits in the back and his bride in the passenger seat. Because the groom gave less than his wife. The bride was angry and did not speak the whole time. The groom always wins the favor of the bride. I noticed that the atmosphere was not right, so I turned on the music: finally, you became someone else's mistress... After listening to it for a while, I realized that the song was wrong and changed it again. One song: Parting Happy... At that moment, I saw that the groom's face was almost dark.
3. Robbers snatched 10,000 women. After getting the belongings, he saw that the woman was still clutching something in her hand. He reached for it, but struggled hard, and the woman was seriously injured. But the robber refused, asking: "What did you take?" The lady took a breath, shook the thing in front of the robber, put it in her mouth, took a bite, and said, "Spicy strips!" ”
God answers:
1. I can use a knife, but not a yellow knife
2. Lion: Don't you torture old lions?
3. "So do you know what Jesus and Shakyamuni have in common? "Hahaha, no one can save you now."
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