Story 1:
One day, a policeman was patrolling the street when he suddenly saw a cat climbing up a tree. He thought to himself, "This is not going to work, I have to go and save it!" So he went under the tree and shouted, "Meow, how did you get up?" The cat replied: "Uncle policeman, I climbed up with my paws!" When the police heard this, they were speechless.
Story 2:
A young man goes to interview a company, and the interviewer asks him, "Do you have any specialties?" The young man replied, "I can write with my left and right hands at the same time." The interviewer asked curiously, "So do you have any shortcomings?" The young man smiled and said, "I can also write with my left foot and right foot at the same time." The interviewer was dumbfounded.
Story 3:
One day, Dad took his son to the pool to play in the water. The son saw a fat man swimming and asked curiously: "Dad, why is that person's belly so big?" Dad smiled and replied, "That's a swimming ring that helps him float on the water." The son blinked, then asked, "Then why is his head also floating on the water?" Dad was speechless when asked.
Story 4:
A teacher asks students in class, "Excuse me, what can I eat and play with at the same time?" The students thought for a while, and a smart kid raised his hand and replied, "Chopsticks!" The teacher was stunned, then laughed.
Story 5:
A lady goes to the barbershop to cut her hair, and the barber asks her, "What kind of hairstyle do you want?" The lady hesitated, then said, "I want a hairstyle that will make me look young and make me look smart." The barber thought for a while, then said, "I'll cut your bald head so you look young and smart." The lady stomped her foot in anger.
Story 6:
One day, a man went to buy a parrot. When he got home, he said to the parrot, "You are so beautiful! Can you speak? The parrot replied, "Of course!" I will say anything you say. The man asked happily, "Then can you sing?" The parrot replied, "Of course!" I will sing any song you have ever sung. The man excitedly began to sing a song, but the parrot did not say a word. He asked angrily, "Why don't you sing anymore?" The parrot replied calmly: "Because I won't sing fakes." ”
Story 7:
One day, a man went to buy a pair of pants, and when he came home, he found that the pants were too long. So he took his pants to the tailor, who asked him, "How much shorter do you want the pants to be?" The man replied, "So short that I don't need to cut it anymore." The tailor looked confused.
Story 8:
A teacher asks students in class, "Excuse me, what can see the past, the present, and the future at the same time?" The students were lost in thought, and the last mischievous student raised his hand and replied, "Eyes! "The teacher was amused.
Story 9:
One day, a man went to buy a bottle of juice. When he got home, he found that the lid of the juice was too tight to open. So he took the juice and went to a neighbor for help, and the neighbor asked him: "Have you tried to screw the lid?" The man was stunned, then replied, "No, I think it's more challenging." "The neighbors were speechless.
Story 10:
One doctor said to his patients, "You need to rest more and stay up less late." The patient complained, "But I can't sleep at night." The doctor thought for a while, and then said, "Then you should sleep more during the day." The patient complained even more: "But I work during the day." The doctor said helplessly: "Then you should sleep less." The patient's eyes widened: "How can that work?" I still have to rest! The doctor was speechless when asked.
#Funny##Funny Funny Jokes##Funny Humorous Facts##Funny Sand Sculpture Humorous Hilarious Cold Jokes Jokes##Humor##Funny Jokes##Funny Pictures##Beauty Portrait Group##HD Beauty##Beauty Appreciation Pictures##Beauty Miss Sister##Hot##Daily Punch Trend##I Want to Be on Micro Headlines##我要上 Headlines##I'm on Headlines##See Each Other in Headlines##头条#
