The young man who counterattacked too much - Gao Yang
Appendix 3: (20) The Eight Sons of the Xiao Family of Hou Jing's Rebellion
Before returning to Hou Jing, let's talk about several of Emperor Liangwu's children, because the story behind is Emperor Liangwu's sons and grandsons Douhou Jing and infighting.
First of all, we must say that Emperor Liangwu was brilliant, and his sons were also outstanding, and the only people who could compete with the Three Caos (Cao Cao, Cao Zhi, and Cao Pi) in Chinese history were the four Xiao combinations of Liang Wu's father and son (Xiao Yan, Xiao Tong, Xiao Gang, and Xiao Xuan).
Among them, the genre of poetry they write is called palace poetry, mostly describing court life, especially good at the realism of beautiful women, a variety of beautiful women.
Let's excerpt a paragraph for everyone to see: climb the hook and fall the obstacle, and insert and lift the pipa. Dreams smile and smile, sleep sideburns press flowers. The moraine is raw jade wrist, and the incense sweat is soaked in red yarn.
A gentle and humble gentleman like me can't understand it. But let's be honest, isn't the text particularly beautiful?
Okay, let's get started.
Eldest son: Xiao Tong, one of the four Xiao, died young, courtesy name Zhaoming, buried in the Anning Mausoleum (today Nanjing Qixia Lion Chong), later known as "Prince Zhaoming".
He presided over the compilation of the earliest surviving collection of poems in China, "Selected Writings", known in history as "Selected Writings of Zhaoming", which is a shining pearl in the history of Chinese poetry.
He was the most reputable of Emperor Liangwu's sons (known as Ren in the world) and the best heir to the throne, but unfortunately he was killed by a small accident at the age of 31 (more to say: because of his mother's cemetery, he was killed by Emperor Liangwu).
After his death, the subjects of the world wept bitterly.
(Prince Rendesu, and Xue, asano was stunned.) Men and women of the Beijing Division, running to the palace gate, cried all over the road. The people of the four directions, and the people of the frontier, weep when they hear the mourning)
More than a thousand years have passed, and his legend is still circulating in some places in the south, and there are attractions related to him. For example, Prince Rock and Prince Lake in Nanjing, Jiangsu Province, Prince Temple in Chizhou, Anhui, Prince Zhaoming Reading Office in Wuzhen, Zhejiang Province, and so on.
There are also some companies that use his name to get a lucky one, mostly electronic companies. But to be honest, I personally don't think that Prince Zhaoming has used electric lights, microwave ovens, etc.
How to say it, a wish. He who loves others, he loves them forever. Prince Zhaoming, bullshit!!!
Let's interject here that Prince Zhaoming went to Zhejiang to study, not to zhejiang university, because his teacher, one of the eight friends of Lingling, the famous handsome brother Shen Yue, was from Zhejiang.
People look handsome, anything can be sought after, Shen Yue has become thin, can become an allusion: Shen Lang waist thin.
But even fiercer than him was another big handsome man, Wei Jiu of the Jin Dynasty. Because he was really handsome, he was watched alive and dead, leaving another allusion: watching and killing Wei Jiu. It's totally the kind that's overly handsome.
In our series, there will be a big handsome guy in the back, fierce and handsome.
After watching the backstage, we also have female readers in this series, in order to prevent them from making a fool of themselves, they chant prince Zhaoming all day long, and they are not pleasing to the other half in reality. Let's add a sentence: Prince Zhaoming is a big fat man! (Prince voxel fat, belt ten circumference)
Rest assured, friends, after this sentence is written, you will have no pressure.
Come back.
Second son: Xiao Zong, the Prince of Yuzhang, defected to Northern Wei, which was the second time Chen Qingzhi led troops.
The history books record that he was very intelligent and decisive, and Emperor Wu of Liang liked him very much. So why did you defect as a prince? It is related to the person mentioned earlier: the Xiao Bao Scroll of the Marquis of Dongxia.
As soon as you see this non-mainstream nickname, you know that there must be a story, let's talk briefly.
Xiao Baojuan was the last powerful emperor of Southern Qi (not a puppet), and the character Zhizang (just by virtue of this, the absurd things that happened later are understandable).
When he was a child, he was different from ordinary people: he liked to catch rats in the rat hole all night (trying to catch rats at night, thinking it was fun). He has been an emperor for more than two years, and although the time is short, he has done a lot of absurd things.
When I grew up, I didn't know whether to pick up the rat hole, but I liked to pick up the homes of ordinary people, often went out to play, and demolished the houses that got in the way.
He also likes to perform acrobatics, make props by himself, and don't care if his teeth are broken when performing (and good to bear, the white tiger is seven feet and five feet high, shouldering on the teeth, and the teeth are tireless), and he is also very dedicated, and when performing acrobatics, he must wear beautiful overalls (the trick clothes are decorated with gold and jade).
What is even more exciting is that he has foot fetishes and masochism. Speaking of which, I have to mention his favorite concubine Pan Yu'er.
Princess Pan grew a pair of beautiful feet, so Xiao Bao rolled people to paste gold on the floor into the shape of a lotus, so that Pan Yu'er could show the effect of stepping into the lotus with each step (chiseling gold for the lotus to the ground, so that Pan Fei walked on it, that is: this step is born lotus Huaye). This is the origin of the idiom "step by step lotus".
When Xiao Baojuan made a mistake, Pan Yu'er would ask the soldier to take a stick and smoke him (Xiao Baojuan authorized). However, the bird man wanted to be masochistic and afraid of pain, and did not allow the soldiers to beat him hard.
(Emperor Xiao has gains and losses, Pan ze and the staff, is the Tiger Ben Wei Yi is not allowed to enter the Big Jingzi, the cabinet is not allowed to enter the real Midi)
Then he opened a super large market in the palace, so that the palace maids and eunuchs pretended to buy and sell, with Pan Yu'er as the administrator, and he himself as the administrator's entourage, and if there was a conflict between the buyer and the seller, he asked Pan Yu'er to adjudicate and punish.
Pan Yu'er not only had beautiful feet, but also looked particularly beautiful, and when Emperor Wu of Liang became emperor, he wanted to take her as a concubine, but was dissuaded by the chancellor. Emperor Wu of Liang also wanted to give Pan Yu'er to his military generals, but Pan Yu'er did not comply and hanged herself.
Later, the great literary hero Su Dongpo also specially wrote a poem to praise her martyrdom: the moon and the earth cloud steps are full of bottles, and the jade slave finally lives up to the eastern dusk.
Add a little more heavy flavor. It is said that Pan Yu'er was also very beautiful after she died, and a large group of people rushed forward to take advantage of it (jiemei is as beautiful as life.) Public opinion, the lieutenants are indecent). Notice the word "club".
This kind of thing, don't say that a humble gentleman like me is disgusted when he sees it. Even the third brother of the heavy taste master waved his hand wildly: "Brother, there is a bottom line for being a person." ”
However, although it seems that Pan Yu'er has the appearance of a closed moon and a shy flower, Xiao Baojuan is also particularly pampered. But it doesn't mean that Xiao Baojuan only loves her alone, as long as Pan Yu'er doesn't pay attention, she will immediately run away and incest with her sisters. (Although he feared the Pan clan, he stole and had adultery with his sisters)
This dude is still a stingy ghost. When Xiao Hu's rebellious soldiers hit the city, he pretended to be a melon-eating crowd standing on the city tower watching the liveliness.
His generals begged him to bring out his belongings to boost morale, and he was surprised: he didn't arrest me alone, so why did he just let me pay for it? (Thieves come to take my evil alone?) What is asking for things from me)
Remarkably, the liangwu emperor Xiao Huan's rebellion was caused by Xiao Baojuan's indiscriminate killing of ministers, including the counterinsurgency hero Xiao Yi (xiao Yi, the father of Xiao Yuanming, the drinking king). When Xiao Huan was preparing for the rebellion, he also contributed an allusion: cutting bamboo and sinking wood.
Pull too far, hurry back.
After Xiao Huan became emperor, he took one of Xiao Baojuan's concubines into the harem, and as a result, xiao Zong was born in seven months. (His mother Wu Shuyuan was blessed with Gaozu from Qidong's Palace and was born in July)
Emperor Liangwu was also a little puzzled: "Mother, it seems that yin and yang are not in tune." The front was too slow, in his early thirties he had not yet given birth to a child; now it was too fast, and a 7-month-old son was born. It seems that one day you have to go to the old Chinese medicine doctor to see it. ”
The people in the palace also talked about it in private. But Emperor Wu of Liang was particularly fond of the mother and son, so no one dared to say it publicly. It is certain that Concubine Wu was completely aware of the ins and outs, and later Concubine Wu fell out of favor and told Xiao Zong the cruel truth of the matter.
Xiao Zong secretly opened Xiao Baojuan's grave and used the scientific method at that time to drop his own blood on Xiao Baojuan's bones, and the result was that it penetrated (positive).
After killing another man to verify that the man's blood could not penetrate (negative), it turned out that he was Xiao Baojuan's child, and later defected to northern Wei. The story here is too long, let's not talk about it, anyway, he does not fight with Hou Jingdou.
Third son: Xiao Gang (later Emperor Wen of Jian). One of the four Xiao, the current prince, miscellaneous scholar, great talent, and leader of the literary world. The idiom "ten lines down" begins with him.
Fourth son: Xiao Ji, king of Nankang, had a very good reputation, and died young, only living for twenty-five years.
Fifth son: Xiao Xu, the King of Lulingwei, was relatively greedy for money and had high martial arts skills, and died a year before Hou Jing's rebellion, and there was no chance to fight with Hou Jing.
Sixth son: Xiao Lun, King of Shaoling County, Dahuobao.
When I was working as an assassin in Nanxu Prefecture (the seat of government is today Zhenjiang, Jiangsu), I went shopping one day and asked a yellow eel seller: "What do you think of the history of thorns?" ”
The man who sold the yellow eel did not know him, and casually said that the thorn history was impetuous and tyrannical.
Xiao Lun was furious and ordered the life of selling yellow eels to swallow yellow eels and die (ling tuned to death). Since then, the people have been terrified, and when they meet on the road, they can only express their feelings with their eyes, and when they go home, they will practice swallowing yellow eels.
Another time, when he was shopping, he saw someone coming out of the funeral, and he put the clothes of the filial piety on his body and cried: "Daddy, how did you die in the blink of an eye, the death was so tragic!" Oops, the tongue is still out. (Rob the filial piety and wear it, creeping and calling)"
The person lying inside was so angry that he knocked the coffin board: Wife, you listen to my explanation, this bird man I don't know at all, it can't be my son, can this TM still make me happy on the road?! ”
This kind of street pit daddy behavior almost made Emperor Wu of Liang sick, and he taught a harsh lesson (emperor Shi strictly reprimanded).
Xiao Lun, who had been beaten up, was very unconvinced, so he found an old man who looked like Emperor Wu of Liang, dressed in the emperor's clothes, and arranged a high seat (crowned and placed on a high seat).
Then he cried bitterly and said to the old man: "Your old man sat smoking and drinking tea, I knelt down to hand the cigarette and poured the tea, filial piety is visible in the sky, do you feel it?" Not impressed? ”
The old man was so frightened that his whole body trembled: "Lao Tzu does not dare to move!" ”
Before the old man could continue to explain, Xiao Lun rushed up and stripped off the old man's clothes: "It's all like this, you're not moved!" Don't give you some color SEE SEE, you really treat the gray wolf as a happy sheep. ”
Then he beat the old man up. (Make the seat peel and pound it in the court)
The old man was beaten to tears: "Lao Tzu does not dare to move, really does not dare to move."
There are many things like this, including the premeditated assassination of Emperor Wu of Liang and the sacrifice of poisoned wine to Emperor Wu of Liang. When Emperor Wu of Liang really couldn't stand it, he dismissed his officials and reinstated them not long after.
The trajectory of his life is nonsense - dismissal - reinstatement of officials - nonsense, and so on. Let's call him the King.
Seven sons: Xiao Xuan (later Emperor Yuan of Liang), the King of Xiangdong County, one of the four Xiao, the only emperor in history to enter the Hundred Sons and Hundred Families, a generation of grandmasters.
Like his father, he was an acrobatic scholar who excelled in many fields, especially painting. If there is a difference, it may be that it may be more powerful than his father Emperor Wu of Liang!
What's even more special is that it's a fierce character, very fierce. Let's call him the Fierce King.
Eighth son: Xiao Ji, King of Wuling, the youngest son of Emperor Wu of Liang, and the most beloved son.
How much love is it? He appointed Xiao Ji as the Assassin of Yizhou (present-day Chengdu, Sichuan), but Xiao Ji refused to go.
Emperor Liangwu bit his ear and said, "Do you know why you were arranged to Yizhou?"
First, the hot pot over there is delicious. Isn't it? Don't dare to open a shop over there.
Second: the girl over there is good-looking.
But pay attention, Chuan Meizi is hot, hot temper, and like Xiaoxue, everyone has two board axes to play with as toys, weighing thirty-six pounds.
Sichuan men do not drink is the grandfather, drinking is the grandfather, see the wife immediately become a grandson, also called rake ears, the speed of change is very fast, you are mentally prepared.
Third: In case of great chaos in the future, only Yizhou can be spared from war.
So many benefits, you are stupid and still refuse to go? (Chaos under the heavens, only Yizhou can be exempted, so it is punished ru, ru qi mianzhi)"
Xiao Ji also has a unique skill: good at drawing large cakes, we will talk about it later, in order to facilitate memory, we call him the king of painting cakes below.
Well, Emperor Wu of Liang and his sons have already been briefly introduced, and we will return to Hou Jing in the next article and officially begin to talk about the rebellion of Hou Jing.