Lei Gong and Chengguan (1).
On a rainy night, I found a strong man in front of my house, he said that he was Lei Gong: v I am 50, and in the future, thunder will specifically cut the person you hate, I can't say a word. I transferred him 50 to squat in front of another house, and the supervisor who had been moving on me the next day was chased and chopped by lightning. The stars and moon were dark on a rainy night, and there was a blurry face squatting at the door of the community in the dark night, and I helped my backpack and pretended not to see. Unexpectedly, he suddenly pulled my bag and spoke: I am Lei Gong. v I 50, in the future, thunder will specifically chop the people you hate, I will be okay with you.
What is this new way of begging? I tried to pull my bag back and it was fine and didn't move. You let go first, the creature suspected of being Lei Gong raised his head, the rain on my umbrella fell on him, through the dim street lamp I finally saw his face clearly, it's not that you don't have this look to engage in live broadcast begging along the street, I really don't understand the psychological state of contemporary young people. He let go of my bag and slowly stood up, and for a moment I felt the whole world darken. So tall, I'm really a thunderbolt.
Now I have a little problem, my thundering pot was collected by the city management, and my friend forced me to fifty, and I redeemed the pot. Next time you thunder, you point to where I hit. I looked at him with a hard time, a good handsome guy just has a bad brain. I sighed in my heart, God is indeed fair. The window of appearance was opened for him, but the door of IQ was closed. What do you take to collect money, do you have a mobile phone? He took out a crumpled piece of paper from his arms, and his eyes were bright: If you say to my Lei Gong statue, I can receive 50 incense donations. I coughed twice to hide my smile, everyone has become three fat, how can I still laugh out loud and give him a stick.
Heavy rain lala I and the mentally disabled at the door of the community to play cosplay, he cos Lei Gong, I cos big wrong, I said after the phone vibrated a little, but the rain was too heavy I didn't take out to see the news. Okay? He threw a fist at me, and his voice was thick: Well, you are the best person I have met today. Really, his expression was extraordinarily sincere. If you are a man, I will definitely marry you as a brother of the opposite sex, I thank you. But no need, I turned around and opened the door back to the community, just entered and remembered that there was still an umbrella in my bag, this heavy rain poured is not as good as the good person to do it to the end and send him. I had one, and I looked back and saw nothing, only the shadow of the green belt trees on the side of the road. No, when I got home so quickly, I found that there was really a message on my phone that I had spent fifty. I glanced at the time, it seemed that I said that I would donate incense fifty, and I really met Lei Gong. Now the immortals are so up-to-date that they can pay directly online. No, he is all immortals, can he still be arrested by the city management, is this reasonable?
I pushed open the window, and the rain mixed with the fishy smell of dirt came to my face. The rain was thick, and the night was dark, and nothing could be seen. Forget it, it's better to close it. I also can't yell at the window at my supervisor and say it's stupid. Did my supervisor message me home again in the middle of the night? Remember to eat well and don't reply to my messages. No, punish you fifty to see that my friends circled the car is mine, behave well and take you for a ride to cover your mouth and laugh and destroy it. Give me a gun and I'll go and jerk the greasy man now.
Although I have 10,000 mothers selling approvals in my heart, but the humble support of the workers still makes me have to reply to the news, if I don't go back to tomorrow's work, it will be difficult to do it, thank you for the leader's concern. My supervisor is the boss's brother-in-law, and the female employees of the company have been harassed by him. It is also said that the lucky cat at the door is public, otherwise it is estimated that he will not be able to escape the poisonous hand. But the company's welfare benefits are good, except for my supervisor who is a cancerous tumor, everything else is very good. The world has the best of both worlds, and the brother-in-law has since stepped aside. Before going to bed, I silently thought in my heart: If Lei Gong has a spirit in heaven, he will split his brother-in-law tomorrow. Of course, I am a materialist, and I privately think that this may be some kind of new kind of deception. Next time I have a holiday, I still go to the bank to check the transaction flow, and I didn't sleep well this night.
In my dream, my supervisor turned into Thunder Superman, flashing every day, shouting at me while nourishing smoke, and punishing you fifty, so that I arrived at the company in the morning and my head was muddled. A colleague came over with coffee and asked me what time the meeting was, and I blurted out: fifty. I shook my head: I said something wrong and started at half past nine? At half past nine, the supervisor will start on time, and when he sees me come in with a computer, he pulls his thinning hair, and faintly white unknown secretions fly out of Xiao Xu. After saying that, he pretended to be handsome and winked at me. Ding, I sat down next to my colleague with my head down. My colleague patted me on the shoulder sadly: You are too difficult.
When everyone arrived, the supervisor turned on the screen of the conference room and began some meaningless, sleepy speech. I still really want to ask for more benefits for everyone.
The supervisor's words did not fall, and suddenly there was a loud bang of thunder outside the window, and a golden light flew in along the unclosed window, accurately avoiding all the facilities in the house, and fell on the supervisor's head, and the not rich hair was even worse. All of a sudden, his bald uncle turned into an African miner, and black gas was coming out of his mouth. Before everyone could react, another thunder entered the window, and the target was still the supervisor. What's the situation? Colleagues looked at each other and were shocked: quickly protect the equipment! Party member comrades took the computer and went first. The supervisor's eyes trembled when he heard this: Protect me! What equipment to protect? I was holding my computer and running: didn't you say that nothing is heavy on company property? At this moment, my heart also exploded with thunder: lying groove! Yesterday, the strong man will not really be Lei Gong! You see I said yesterday that you still don't believe it, I'll be accurate!
A familiar voice sounded in my head, and as soon as I turned around, there was a man standing outside the 38th floor, showing a big white tooth to me, I didn't seem to wake up from a dream, you may not believe it. Lei Gong split my supervisor for 50 yuan to change his race, or he had to be a professional in the art industry. My supervisor not only maintained his human form, but also was beaten one by one, and even the office equipment was not damaged, everyone was happy, and what was even happier was that my supervisor did not come to work for the next week, and people could not stop it if they were lucky.
