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Misunderstood for two thousand years, the Han Ling Emperor successfully advanced to the ranks of the Emperor of the Dark, and blamed the person who wrote the "Table of The Master"

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Yang Jiaofeng on the Three Kingdoms No. 4:

Recently, the discussion that human life is not as good as the dog's life has been boiling, and a well-known local restaurant has encountered resistance from civilians, which in fact, in the final analysis, it is a problem of class antagonism.

You are rich, we are not jealous, prove that you are well run, see you still have to give you a thumbs up, but you are not kind, then the problem is big, this is the reason for the anger of the civilians.

People say that during the Three Kingdoms period, human life was indeed inferior to dog life, such as the Han Ling Emperor, people also gave dogs official titles, wasn't it true that many people at that time lived worse than a dog?

In fact, this conclusion should not be taken lightly, it can be said that the Three Kingdoms period was the most fierce era of grassroots struggle in China in the past two thousand years, and all this began with the Han Ling Emperor...

Yang Jiaofeng on the Three Kingdoms No. 4: Emperor Han Ling: Selling officials, granting dog officials, and engaging in role-playing recognition, but He really did not invent open crotch pants!

Misunderstood for two thousand years, the Han Ling Emperor successfully advanced to the ranks of the Emperor of the Dark, and blamed the person who wrote the "Table of The Master"

One

As mentioned earlier, the Han Ling Emperor created the "Hongdu Gate Study", which can be regarded as the prototype of the imperial examination, which continued until the Cao Wei period and ended in the Jiupin Zhongzheng system.

When it comes to the Emperor of Xia in Chinese history, the Han Ling Emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty can always be on the list, giving people the feeling that he is the last Emperor of Xia, fat head and big ears, lustful and greedy, selling officials and lords, drunk and dreaming of death, strange and stupid like a pig...

In short, just put all the characteristics of the Dark Lord you can think of on him, and he can't refute it anyway. In fact, the Han Ling Emperor Liu Hong can be said to be the only emperor among the more than ten emperors of the entire Eastern Han Dynasty who can be called the "Son of Heaven", including Liu Xiu, the Guangwu Emperor who overthrew Wang Mang and established the Eastern Han Dynasty.

It should be known that the Eastern Han Dynasty has been in the country for more than 200 years, not so much the emperor's world, but rather the world of the family door valve. During the Western Han Dynasty, powerful emperors such as Emperor Wen of Han and Emperor Wu of Han were still able to suppress the Gate Valve Clan, and by the time of the Eastern Han Dynasty, no emperor except Emperor Ling of Han could suppress them.

They held almost all the official positions of the Eastern Han Dynasty, which also led to the fact that many emperors, who looked like the Son of Heaven, were actually just puppets of the family door valve. This is one of the reasons why foreign relatives and eunuchs, with the help of the power of the imperial power, take turns to fight with the scholars.

Until the Han Ling Emperor created the "Hongdu Gate School", recruited a large number of civilian children, and relied on the eunuch dictatorship, a large number of such students were promoted to be officials, thus breaking the monopoly of the family door valve on the official position.

The Han Ling Emperor mentioned earlier was also aimed at raising money to run a school.

Misunderstood for two thousand years, the Han Ling Emperor successfully advanced to the ranks of the Emperor of the Dark, and blamed the person who wrote the "Table of The Master"

Two

Because the Han Ling Emperor was eager to succeed, he moved the cheese of the family door valves, which naturally triggered a rebound:

So they occupied the dominant power of public opinion and launched a public opinion war, and it was obvious that the eunuch clique with a relatively low level of education suffered losses and thus lay down their guns.

The officials recommended by the Gate Valve Clan are all upright gentlemen with both moral integrity and ability, and who are dedicated to serving the country, even if the official position is passed down from father to son, it is also Ren Xian who does not shy away from relatives. And the eunuchs, especially the ten permanent attendants who chose officials among the students in the "HongduMen School", that is, nepotism for personal gain.

Therefore, the correct approach is that officials must be elected by the family family, which is a person of moral integrity. And the officials chosen by the eunuchs were all unscrupulous people, and they were simply causing trouble in the dynasty and should be killed.

In this way, they were originally dissatisfied with the system of electing officials of the Han Ling Emperor, but the eunuchs lay down their guns. In front of emperor Han Ling, he did not dare to say that he was absurd, but when he died, it was up to people not to say it.

As a result, all kinds of bad habits of the Han Ling Emperor were excavated, and he was given a hat of a dark lord, yes, if he was a Ming Jun, how could he be close to a villain and far away from a virtuous subject?

And the "culprit" who really sat on this matter was precisely Zhuge Liang, who "died before he could succeed in his life, and made the hero cry for a long time", who wrote in his famous work "The Table of Teachers":

"Pro-Xianchen, far lesser, this first Han so Xinglong also; pro-villain, far-reaching Xianchen, after that Han so fell into decadence also." When the former emperor was there, whenever he discussed this matter with his subjects, he did not hesitate to sigh and hate Huan and Lingye. ”

In this way, the two emperors of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Emperor Huan of Han and Emperor Ling of Han, sat on the throne of Emperor Huan in one fell swoop, and sat for two thousand years at a time...

Misunderstood for two thousand years, the Han Ling Emperor successfully advanced to the ranks of the Emperor of the Dark, and blamed the person who wrote the "Table of The Master"

Three

In this way, all kinds of absurd things of the Han Ling Emperor's fainting came out, and in modern times, it was even more added to the oil and vinegar, and in the spirit of not surprising and endless death, all kinds of eye-popping deeds were exposed!

One of the most surprising is his absurdity, for example, the construction of the Naked Pavilion:

"From the naked pavilion to a thousand rooms, picking green moss and steps, diverting water from the canal to circumvent the building, and the flow is clear. Take the boat to swim, so that the palace people take advantage of it, choose the jade color light body, to hold the pen, swaying in the canal. ”

And the Han Ling Emperor was wandering naked inside, simply a moving hormone releaser, facing the release of many beautiful women:

"The palace people have been on the second and seventh, and below the age of three or six, all of them have beautiful makeup, undressed, but wearing underwear, or bathing naked."

Twenty-seven-four, thirty-sixty-eight, the whole naked tour hall is full of beautiful women from fourteen to eighteen years old, who can stand it? Therefore, the whole pool is full of aroma, and the bath water flowing out of it is also named "Flowing Incense Canal".

This matter is still recorded, but it is from the Yeshi "Collected Remains", and the author is Wang Jia of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, two hundred years after the han ling emperor period.

Of course, this stem was caught by many readers, and when they were re-created, they were also integrated. For example, a famous history lecturer, Yuan Moufei, when "On the Three Kingdoms", talked about the Hanling Emperor's naked tour hall with flying eyebrows.

In fact, this matter is also very easy to understand, belongs to a noun, called "poor people's thinking":

For example, when I have money, I will take the golden bowl to beg for food, take the golden spoon to dig out the dung; when I have money, I will drink sesame oil as wine, not drunk; when I have money, I will eat meat sandwich steamed buns every day, only put lean meat, not fat meat; when I have money, I will use milk to soak in the bath...

Misunderstood for two thousand years, the Han Ling Emperor successfully advanced to the ranks of the Emperor of the Dark, and blamed the person who wrote the "Table of The Master"

Four

It can be understood that some writers of wild history are very eager for the life of the emperor, and they will take it for granted that the emperor is thinking of the Linxing woman all the time!

Even, in order to be able to visit a woman anytime and anywhere, the Han Ling Emperor also pioneered the invention of "open crotch pants", which is specially tailored for palace women, and the purpose can be imagined.

Some people say that Zheng Xuan, the great Confucian of the same period, once wrote about the schedule of the Han Ling Emperor's arrival in the notes of the Zhou Li:

"Eighty-one females, when the Nine Nights." Twenty-seven women of the world, when three nights. Nine concubines and nine people, when one night. Three ladies, when the night. After that, when overnight. It also lasted for fifteen days. ”

This is even more remarkable, the Han Ling Emperor was fortunate to have 121 women in just half a month, which is equal to eight women a day, and the strength of the ability is staggering.

In fact, the Zhou Li is a book written specifically for the etiquette of the Zhou Dynasty, and Zheng Xuan has never been an official in the Ling Emperor Dynasty, let alone responsible for the schedule of the Han Ling Emperor, and this person is also on the list of the disasters of the party.

Perhaps some people feel that this is still not enough to attract attention, simply get him a "man-beast war", so the Han Ling Emperor has become a person who does not think about political affairs all day and prefers to study "this matter", such as Yuan Shansong's "Book of later Han":

"Guanghe for four years, and then got a dog in the West Garden to match people."

Simply put, that is to say, the Han Ling Emperor was absurd to... Perform an action fight in front of him.

Of course, the history of the wild is not necessarily true, nor is it all hearsay, but it is therefore concluded that the Han Ling Emperor is absurd and unreasonable, and it is indeed biased.

Misunderstood for two thousand years, the Han Ling Emperor successfully advanced to the ranks of the Emperor of the Dark, and blamed the person who wrote the "Table of The Master"

Five

So did the Han Ling Emperor ever do anything ridiculous?

He also did some of it, but not all of them were attributed to absurdity, such as favoring eunuchs, which was also one of the means used by the Han Ling Emperor to attack the family clan.

The eunuchs of the Han Ling Emperor period were quite powerful, slightly worse than the late Tang Dynasty, but a hundred times more powerful than the Ming Dynasty, not to mention the Qing Dynasty. They could become officials, and they could also marry and adopt sons (adopt sons), enjoy the same treatment as scholars, and even be more trusted by the emperor.

Emperor Ling of Han once addressed two of the ten chief eunuchs:

"Zhang Changshu is my father-in-law, and Zhao Changshu is my mother."

It means that Zhang Rang is my father and Zhao Zhong is my mother, and the credibility of this sentence is still quite high. Perhaps the emperor was jokingly saying such a sentence to describe the two men's discipline of themselves, after all, the Han Ling Emperor Liu Hong was the little emperor who took the throne. Or maybe it was the young Liu Hong, who was close to these two eunuchs, and deliberately said this.

Greedy for money and lustful, selling officials and lords, we have also talked about it in the previous issue, especially Empress Dong, the old wife of the Han Ling Emperor, that is called a greedy for money, and if there is a mother, there must be a son, saying that the Han Ling Emperor is not greedy for money, that must be a lie.

Then there is the Dog Granter:

The term "dog official", understood in today's terms, is a derogatory term for the feudal society of the past, those fish and meat people, and the officials who harmed the villagers.

The Han Ling Emperor suddenly wanted to drive a donkey cart, this matter should also be true, no one can guarantee that the emperor will not be able to sit in the donkey cart one day, but it is exaggerated by posterity. Perhaps one day, he had a whim and wanted to try the dog pulling the cart, so he put on the dog's court dress and hat, looking like an official.

Misunderstood for two thousand years, the Han Ling Emperor successfully advanced to the ranks of the Emperor of the Dark, and blamed the person who wrote the "Table of The Master"

Six

So the Han Ling Emperor said to the dog:

"What a dog officer!"

It is recorded in the Book of the Later Han Dynasty:

"Get a dog on the West Garden, enter the Crown of Merit, and wear a ribbon."

The matter of granting dog officials was indeed absurd to emperor Han Ling, but from another point of view, it was not that he borrowed dogs to satirize those officials. Perhaps he was young and vigorous, and in the face of the monopoly of officials by the family clan, he angrily said such a sentence, which was to satirize these officials as "dog officials".

The Han Ling Emperor also had a ridiculous place, that is, the overhaul of civil engineering, especially the construction of the West Garden. This place is similar to the playground of the Han Ling Emperor, not only has a beautiful environment and complete amusement facilities, but he also set up a market here.

After all, Emperor Hanling spent his childhood outside the palace and liked to pursue freedom, where he let the palace ladies play various roles. For example, the businessman, the innkeeper's wife, the tavern lady, and even set up some brawls, art sales, thieves and other scenes, he also played here, and enjoyed it.

If you go to the film and television city to play, you can basically experience the feeling of the Han Ling Emperor, in a word, it is to play!

It can be seen from this that although the Han Ling Emperor is not a Ming Jun, he is not a Dim Emperor, and most of the absurd things about him are from wild history, and some are purely fabricated.

Like open crotch pants, it was really not invented by the Han Ling Emperor, he was wronged to death, and he sent a portrait of hanging his open crotch pants as the grandfather of the industry.

As for the naked tour hall, the people and dogs playing, and the lucky table, either people deliberately distort the meaning of the history books, or they are blindly made up, just like writing novels, not engaged in some eye-catching, no one reads.

Misunderstood for two thousand years, the Han Ling Emperor successfully advanced to the ranks of the Emperor of the Dark, and blamed the person who wrote the "Table of The Master"

If there had been no natural disasters, the Han Ling Emperor might have been able to sweep away the maladministration in one fell swoop and become the lord of the Eastern Han Dynasty, but his fate was not good, because soon after, the Yellow Turban Rebellion broke out...

So what is the Yellow Turban Rebellion, why did it lead to the chaos at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, these problems, we will talk about it next time.

My name is Yang Jiaofeng, look at the Three Kingdoms from another perspective, you will find different fun, like please pay attention to it!

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