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A-share black humor, bodhisattva's money dares to lose, make mistakes and lose money and arrears compared to it

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1. A certain temple deposited the money in the merit box in the bank to buy a fund, and lost 25%, and asked the bank fund manager how dare to lose the bodhisattva's money, and the fund manager replied: All sentient beings are equal in front of Big A!

A-share black humor, bodhisattva's money dares to lose, make mistakes and lose money and arrears compared to it

2. A prison officer asked a friend to buy stocks with all the money, saying that he could not use the money in prison, and could not get out of prison to do business, so that he could not operate without worry, and the interest on his savings was too low, and said that he could gain a lot after being released from prison after three years. However, after being released from prison, I found that the overall account lost as much as 30%, and I asked why? Friends say that in front of Big A, your mistake or crime is the lightest!

3. A company has been losing money since the epidemic, and finally survived the epidemic, originally thought that the epidemic had earned back the loss, but the result was more, the salary could not be paid in half a year, the employees were anxious, the boss was more anxious, borrowed money from financial investment institutions, the institution said, the amount of your loss is not as much as our loss in A shares.

A-share black humor, bodhisattva's money dares to lose, make mistakes and lose money and arrears compared to it

4. A company has the brand of a central enterprise, and has the name of "science and technology", plus certain background resources, although the loss is serious, there is no real core technology and equipment. However, the shareholders of the company firmly believe that as long as the financial books are beautiful, a few more science and technology awards, national awards, a few land circles, a few idle factories, and a share of the self-financing, they can easily go public, and after listing, they can make a lot of money, and then the shareholders get the money and run. Is this a legitimate money scam? Who are the accomplices?

A-share black humor, bodhisattva's money dares to lose, make mistakes and lose money and arrears compared to it

5. The "first" of A shares: 1. The number of shares is the first in the world, and the amount of financing is also the first in the world;

2. The number of shareholders ranks first in the world, and quantitative harvesting ranks first in the world;

3. The cumulative increase in the past 15 years ranks first in the world's least A-shares;

4 The only securities market in the world that imposes stamp duty;

5. The per capita loss of global shareholders ranks first.

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