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This virus is also too raucous, and I like stockings as much as I do

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This virus is also too raucous, and I like stockings as much as I do

"Computer virus" is now very rare, everyone uses mobile phones, and the security factor of mobile phones is still very high.

What really goes wrong is basically being phished, which is all fraudulent, and has nothing to do with something very technical like "virus".

But the "virus" has not disappeared, and its most frequent place is in the mouths of various parties in the next three news.

For example, yesterday's "Provincial Government Office" released three messages in a large group of 304 people:

Did your husband go out?

I'll go to your house later

Wait for me in stockings

This virus is also too raucous, and I like stockings as much as I do

Discerning people can know what is going on at a glance, just like Dean Yuan Jiuhong in April this year:

This virus is also too raucous, and I like stockings as much as I do

For example, in May last year, Tan Junchao, executive vice president of Zhengzhou University of Light Industry, posted a powerful message in a large group of 173 people: Shoot me x and tender x to sleep again

This virus is also too raucous, and I like stockings as much as I do

Another example is the vigorous chat record of two cadres in Chenghua District during working hours in January this year:

This virus is also too raucous, and I like stockings as much as I do

That's probably it, everyone here is a regular reader, I have written a lot about this kind of thing, and I understand everything.

But I never expected that when the reporter interviewed the company involved, things began to become interesting.

This virus is also too raucous, and I like stockings as much as I do

The person who helped the "provincial government office" find a supplement is very interesting, and he is the person in charge of the Hunan branch of Beijing Jiuqi Software Co., Ltd.

It is said that this person in charge should have some technology on his body, engaged in software, and should be familiar with the Internet.

Therefore, when the four words "virus invasion" came out of his mouth, the scene became extremely funny, and netizens were confused: There is still this excuse??

This virus is also too raucous, and I like stockings as much as I do

Those who try a little will know that WeChat groups cannot be "invaded by viruses".

The big guy has been using WeChat for so many years, have you ever seen the strange news of the so-called "WeChat group was invaded by a virus"?

What is even more paradoxical is that hackers who have the ability to hack into Tencent's servers actually do nothing, and only send three treaty P messages in a WeChat group?

This hacker is probably too good, risking jail time to engage in illegal and criminal activities (yes, hacking is illegal and criminal).

And then just to help the "provincial government office" make an appointment?

You still like black silk as much as I do?

This virus is also too raucous, and I like stockings as much as I do

Magical, really magical.

Although this interview is outrageous, it also provides some details from the side.

The one with the nickname of the "Provincial Government Office" may really be a grandfather.

This group is the technical group of the docking business between Jiuqi Software Company and the General Office of the People's Government of Hunan Province, in other words:

The person in charge of the software company interviewed is Party B of the provincial government office.

And the "Provincial Government Office", who can give himself this nickname in the group, is obviously the docking person of Party A.

Got it, right? Even if the excuse of "WeChat group was invaded by a virus" is outrageous and contrary to common sense, Mr. Xu, the head of the Hunan branch of Jiuqi's software shares, can only open his eyes and say nonsense with an old face:

Yes, this is the virus, it cannot be that the colleagues of the "provincial government office" sent the wrong group.

This virus is also too raucous, and I like stockings as much as I do

The follow-up news is also quite interesting, it is reported that the "General Office of the Provincial Government" is actually Hu Moumou, an employee of the Service Center of the General Office of the General Office of the People's Government of Hunan Province.

It is indeed a staff member of the General Office of the Hunan Provincial Government.

Hu Moumou, who was identified by the virus as liking black silk, has now called the police and said that his "WeChat ID has been stolen".

Good fellow, can't you unify the caliber with your Party B? People just helped you find a supplement and said that it was a virus, and you said that WeChat was stolen?

What's more, after sending the black silk message, Hu Moumou quickly changed his nickname and sent messages in major groups, in order to "prove that he was stolen"....

This virus is also too raucous, and I like stockings as much as I do

Can you prove that your number was stolen?? Can only prove their IQ ...

Predict the outcome of this event.

Whether it is the so-called "virus invasion" or "WeChat theft", it is hitting Tencent in the face.

According to Tencent's consistent style, if there is a real technical risk, it will be reported early in the morning for clarification.

And this provincial department employee really wants to buckle this pot on Tencent's head ...

This virus is also too raucous, and I like stockings as much as I do

It depends on whether he is the real master.

On the contrary, the person in charge of the Hunan branch of the software for a long time has a bright future in the future.

Can talk nonsense in front of the people of the whole country for Party A, forget their technical background, forget that they are in charge of a listed company...

Isn't this Gold Medal Party B?

What do you want technology for? Can technology help leaders?

What do you want to do? Can competence wipe the ass of the leader?

Therefore, whether it is a product or a technology, you must understand:

What you do is not business, what you do is human feelings.