Dizzy with laughter, the straight man chasing Messi is the most flowery drama this year
At noon today, in the live broadcast of the much-anticipated "only" and "exclusive" fan meeting of Messi coming to China, everyone spent the most torturous 15 minutes of their lives.
In particular, Messi's feet show social fear.
No one could have imagined that the anchor warmed up from two o'clock to more than three o'clock, and the audience in the live broadcast room waited for an hour, only waiting for a 15-minute question-and-answer session.
I didn't expect that so many moths could be produced in just fifteen minutes.
The live broadcast began with the host asking Messi to learn his own Chinese name, which was so embarrassing that Boss Mei picked his right foot with his left foot.
During the process of translation and Messi's volume conservation, one person's voice is loud, the other person must be almost inaudible, more uncomfortable than watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
At the end, when everyone raised a plate of real rice dumplings for Messi to pick, Messi's puzzled expression indicated that the situation had become uncontrollable.
And in the end, when the host suddenly proposed to let Messi learn a Chinese "Dragon Boat Festival", the atmosphere in the live broadcast room had reached an outrageous peak.
Under the eager gaze of translators, hosts, off-site staff, and onlookers asking for help, Messi finally nervously learned a sentence:
DuangDuangDuangDuang
I was so embarrassed to see that I wanted to launch this group of people to Argentina and shout for Messi first.
The only consolation is that at least Messi did not bring goods in the live broadcast room, let alone open his mouth to say:
"Family, I knocked down the price of the Argentine national team jersey."
At this time, I even thanked him a little Chinese not enough.
However, even if he was hung by the platform for more than an hour, fans still doted on him, and praised Messi as the best foreigner in Chinese with his eyes closed.
After all, there is a consensus among those who have come to Beijing recently:
"I only do three things in Beijing, watch Messi, watch Messi, or watch Messi!"
It doesn't matter which planet the bird language is, the important thing is that Messi himself has come to China steadily.
In the past two days, Messi China has really let everyone see what is the pinnacle of real business password, traffic password, and social password.
The big brother who usually disdains star-chasing, the netizens who are cold to the top stream, and the platforms that are accustomed to seeing all kinds of big coffee have all torn the mask of disguise and calm, and no one will laugh at who is crazy this time.
@芒果妈妈 Argentine team is staying nearby
The night before, a certain hand just played less than 1 minute of Messi's recorded interview in the live broadcast room, which attracted more than 5 million people to rush into the live broadcast room and wait for more than 30 minutes.
The offline is even more exaggerated, the men, women and children who chased Messi in Beijing in the past two days, I am afraid that half of them are playing guerrilla along the way where Messi is haunted, and half of them are wearing the No. 10 shirt when commuting to work.
When Messi arrived in Beijing on June 10, fans had already blocked all the way to the hotel doors from the airport departure hall and outside the airport gate.
As soon as the Argentine team's bus drove out, the whole way was full of enthusiastic people who could not see Messi and also sucked in the exhaust, and they fought hard to get closer to the ball king.
If you are sensible, you can also let the people around you take a picture of yourself and the bus, or wave and cheer twice.
@极目新闻
The adrenaline-pumping true love fan saw that the car had broken the line of reason, pulled out his legs and ran forward, and there was immediately a string of Yue Yunpeng chasing swallows on the road.
There are also a few people wearing Messi's No. 10 shirt, because they are too real and anxious, and even passers-by are anxious to ask: Is this Messi himself who did not catch the bus.
@小鸡快跑Superman
And the most out-of-the-loop scene of the day was a group of big brothers holding up their mobile phones and shouting "Messi" and "Messi" in the corridor of the hotel lobby.
I can't use my majestic voice to turn the tenderness of my half of my youth into a forklift, rush in and fork out Messi to see the world.
Don't think that only the day Messi came was lively, and the next day the hotel was still blocked so that it was difficult to go out for training, and this enthusiasm was not diminished at all.
On social platforms, every day there are people in the group "squatting Messi" partner, two or three people walking together and have to change shifts and stand guard.
Domestic entertainment fans can at least get the idol's itinerary to accurately grasp the time, and the fans can really be regarded as guarding the cold kiln for eighteen years, which is more precious than Wang Baochuan, who digs wild vegetables.
@洋葱娱乐报
No matter when you have time, you can sneak out of the hotel and training grounds, and wait for a few hours.
There were even the audacities to drill into the toilets of the Argentine team's training venues and Olympic sports centers, intending to leave a very tasty mark on Messi's training that day.
@金蝉视频
There was even a blogger @董老厮 who happened to live upstairs in the hotel and asked the hotel staff to repair the toilet, and the repair first worried about Macy's toilet problem.
With a nervous face, he asked the master: "It's okay with my room, Messi can't rush to the toilet at night." ”
@董老厮
No wonder in today's live broadcast, Messi can only honestly say that Chinese people are very enthusiastic, but they don't know much about Beijing.
The fans who are crouched around to watch this are half responsible.
After all, the coach of the Argentine team that no one knows even has the spare time to go to Silk Street to shop happily -
And the scope of Messi's tourism: hotels.
The bitter social animal fans can't leave their work to squat Messi, and can only wear Messi's shirt on various occasions.
Recently, even on the commute to and from work, there are many big brothers wearing No. 10 jerseys, carrying briefcases with great eloquence, giving themselves some spiritual victory methods:
After all, it is difficult to hide the gray face of squatting to Messi, and he wears his shirt to show his style!
There are also some who go crazy, directly bought the toilet sweeper in their dreams, and relied on hard work in exchange for the opportunity to squat in the toilet to listen to the game.
Love has to be unrecognizable to look good, but this love is already a little black.
In today's photo of Wake Up and Messi, this grappling posture has fully reflected the attitude of the majority of fans:
"Don't think about running when you come!"
Who was arrested
Although fans are chasing Messi very lively, no matter how lively it is, it can't cover up the whole process of the Argentina team's trip to China, which is actually exactly the same as the live broadcast at noon today.
Tortured everyone enough from beginning to end.
First of all, before the official ticketing, scalpers speculated on high-priced tickets more than half a month in advance.
Open your mouth to ask for more than 4,000 yuan of "ticket fee", the face price is calculated separately, this price may have to rob Messi real people to not be a loss.
Until it was found that ordinary people's wallets were tightly covered enough and they were only willing to buy official, the scalpers set their sights on the real rich again.
How to make only a ticket premium for rich people, at this time, the scalper group has completely opened the story stage of "if you want to cheat a big one".
In the mouth of scalpers, Messi's business after arriving in China is extremely rich:
You can get six-piece sets such as sharing a car, sharing a meal, and traveling with Messi with astronomical figures, and you can spend 300,000 to 50 million to enjoy the toast service of Messi's various stalls.
What is more subtle is that one of the hosts of today's certain treasure live broadcast is also a anchor who mainly sells alcohol, which almost made the scalper's lie come true.
It is also not known whether the organizers did it intentionally or carelessly, but it does have a virtue with their previous operation.
In fact, before this fan meeting of a certain treasure, many fans had already expected that the live broadcast would go wrong.
Because the organizer is the most absurd part of the entire Messi China trip.
At the beginning, after the scalper called out the sky-high ticket, the organizer made an appearance on the official micro to refute the rumor of the high-priced scalper ticket and appease the fans to wait patiently.
At this time, fans also felt that the organizer was like a demon seed from the sky, really a god in the world, and it was necessary to be a positive premium atmosphere.
The words fell, the organizer's ticket price and position came out: the lowest price was 680 yuan, the best viewing point asked for 8880 yuan, and the flow into the hands of scalpers had to be at least three or five times.
It's just expensive, the organizer's work is also quite a contemporary style of fishing workers, focusing on a loophole full of loopholes and passable.
For example, half a month before the start of the competition, I slowly left two contact numbers on Weibo and began to pull sponsors.
The professional who did not pretend to be a few days immediately broke the achievement, and frightened fans to ask below whether this event could be done.
After pulling in sponsors, sponsors kept drawing tickets with tickets, and fans were hard to find. After buying a ticket, he didn't get out of the place for half a day, which made everyone panic.
Even after making so much money, the performance scheduled on the day of the competition was "Good Morning Longhui", which was controversial about plagiarism by the Internet celebrity singer.
It is even more difficult to say a word when it comes to visa processing.
On May 31, the official Weibo also posted a boast on Weibo, saying that the visas for all participating players in China have been completed, so that all fans can rest assured.
As a result, the moth about visas has not stopped since then.
First, Argentine national team player Otamendi was preparing to board the plane in Dubai when he took the wrong document and almost failed to get on the plane.
Then Messi and his party arrived at the airport only to find that two people had brought the wrong passports, and the organizer prepared a visa on arrival, and the whole team was stranded at the airport for two hours.
At the airport, several security guards followed behind Messi, and the ball king honestly shook his hands, not knowing that he was escorted into Beijing.
According to netizens, there is also Di Maria with the wrong passport.
Perhaps the price of mistakes is that no matter how valuable a player is, he has to sit down and show everyone his bag.
However, what is even more unacceptable to fans is not that the organizer is not so professional, nor is it bent on making money.
Rather, the organizers have put the fans on the opposite side of the team several times.
As soon as the Argentine team arrived at the hotel that day, security pulled up the curtain to block the appearance of the players getting off the bus.
Fans shouted "As for?"
But the fans were actually stopped outside the fence of the hotel, and there was still a long distance from the bus.
Messi himself was willing to open the curtain in the car for everyone to meet, but the staff did not even let the fans look at it, and came up with such a bad move, no wonder everyone was angry.
The next day, the organizers reported that the stadium training was canceled that day because there were too many fans and occupied the gym, and only arranged for the Argentine team to train in the hotel banquet hall.
If you don't clear the scene in advance
Although Messi's battle in China is big, fans all over the world see the stars like this, which is much crazier than this, and did not delay any activities.
In the end, the organizer's own planning and management ability is also insufficient, but the responsibility is all on the fans. The fans paid and scolded, making everyone dissatisfied.
Argentina triumphs the parade
The fan meeting will be even more bizarre, first pushing that it is not safe for too many fans, so the offline event was canceled; Later, it was changed to online live broadcasting, and the live broadcast was entrusted to the shopping platform; In the end, he also hired a anchor who sold alcohol to host, and almost let Messi really toast.
In contrast, it is naturally not surprising that there are so many outrageous things in the live broadcast scene.
The replay of the last live broadcast is still selling alcohol
Apart from a collective boycott, the fans have nothing to do, but who is willing to give up the opportunity that is hard to get?
Anyway, the matter has come to this, and fans who can't see Messi and can't watch the game simply start to have fun for themselves.
There are a group of netizens who are autographers, and the core energy of these two days is to study how to get Messi's autographs that are more suitable for Chinese babies.
And there are a thousand netizens who can "get" Messi's signature, and there are a thousand Messi who study hard and practice Chinese hard.
Some are dashing veteran versions that have been practicing hard overnight, which are not only powerful, but also self-contained, expressing Messi's love for Chinese culture.
Some are just learning Chinese slightly childish version, victory in the countryside and customs, even the hook is imitated vividly.
@火火不吃姜
What is new is that busy people did not bring paper plates, although they signed on mobile phone memos, but also highlighted a cordial and friendly, and also very in line with the style of the Internet era.
Electronic signatures, right?
Some people also pointed out that the above are all fake, and their own signed pinyin and translated names are more in line with Messi's real Chinese level.
At this time, posting Messi's autograph is the most incomprehensible honest person, and it must be typed into the word "duck neck", so as not to disturb the fantasy interest of netizens who have nothing.
There are also some netizens who have been scammers for a long time and began to play memes of mentally retarded scams.
"I'm Messi, I'm stuck at the airport right now and can't get out, V I'll take 5,000 to get some security, and I'll go back to Argentina afterwards to send you a team."
However, playing terriers is risky, jokes need to be cautious, so playing is likely to be severely injured by the telecom company that cracks down on fraud.
@郑容和的女朋友
In fact, not everyone may be a fan of Messi, but when everyone heard that Messi was in Beijing, they were more excited than the other.
A bunch of foreigners' doctrine Chinese, embarrassing interviews, fans squatting to chase cars, when any superstars came to China in the past, didn't they all go this way?
Although crazy, this is the biggest superstar who has come to China in recent years.
And the people we hope to see will also seem to be with this chaotic and lively scene, and immediately "all come back!" ”
As for Messi, although the world is north, of course, there will be a chance to see you again.
"One Thought of Ignorance"