Guan Jiuhai: Thanks, thank you guys, today this is not a stand-up, up there is familiar with me, there is unfamiliar with me, do a simple self-introduction, I am the Deyun Society's cross-talk actor, my name is Guan Jiuhai, no need, the protagonist is not me, this is now net in the background to give me a nickname, but ugly, I don't like to listen, say what I am, Sheng Shi Beauty Guan Jiuhai, who "woo" it, as if the voice over there "woo" is the biggest, and then "woo" I see, no, I talk to that side, let's not make trouble between our sisters first, Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss, so be it, this is a stage for crosstalk, after all, you have to tell you such a crosstalk.
Li Yitong: I'm sorry, friends, I'm late, give you one, sorry, sorry, come, sprinkle some sugar for everyone as a benefit, and then, then, hello everyone.
Guan Jiuhai: Oops.
Li Yitong: Hey, little brother, how are you.
Guan Jiuhai: Little sister, did you go the wrong way (Fang)?
Li Yitong: That's right.
Guan Jiuhai: No, this Deyun Society, the stage of cross-talk, you wear such a dress, you let people see, let people catch it from the doll machine.
Li Yitong: How do you talk?
Guan Jiuhai: Ah.
Li Yitong: Who is clipped out?
Guan Jiuhai: Then you are.
Li Yitong: I ran out on my own.
Guan Jiuhai: Hey, isn't it all the same, what are you doing here?
Li Yitong: I'm here to save you.
Guan Jiuhai: We are crazy, we are crazy, use you to save us crosstalk.
Li Yitong: I found that you have a serious problem with the Deyun Society.
Guan Jiuhai: What's wrong with us?
Li Yitong: Teacher Guo Degang is actually a man.
Guan Jiuhai: I think about it carefully, and really, isn't this nonsense, the female one is my teacher's wife.
Li Yitong: Not only Teacher Guo, all of you cross-talk actors seem to be men.
Guan Jiuhai: Hey, isn't it?
Li Yitong: That's the problem.
Guan Jiuhai: What's wrong with that?
Li Yitong: Do you know who I am?
Guan Jiuhai: Who are you?
Li Yitong: I am the messenger.
Guan Jiuhai: Oh, messenger.
Li Yitong: None of you are listening to your crosstalk now, and you are about to perish.
(Unfinished)
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