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【Past Review】
Peeping into the consequences of the "Heavenly Machine": The Legend of Xiao Laoqian in Qingwan Town
The Legend of Xiao Laoqian in Qingwan Town (2): Advise you to cross the river and cross the water without preempting, and fight Mo Jiao!
The legend of Xiao Laoqian in Qinwan Town (3): The house leak coincides with the rain overnight, and the tribulation is specifically looking for the bitter man
The Legend of Xiao Laoqian in Qinwan Town (4): People must believe in fate, but if people live, do not believe in fate!
The Legend of Xiao Laoqian in Qingwan Town (5): Give the thief a look, bad my reputation!
The Legend of Xiao Laoqian in Qinwan Town (6): The yellow flower girl in my house gave you a hug, you are responsible!
The Legend of Xiao Laoqian in Qingwan Town (7): Master taught him not to use dots when it is not life and death
This story is pure fiction, and the means mentioned in the article are all quacks or tricks, so don't take it seriously.
The daughter's face changed, she looked at Elder Xiao and asked, "What do you mean?" I don't understand. ”
Elder Xiao said while feeding his spirit sparrows: "You guys, don't do things that lack virtue, your mother Laozi pretends to be sick, you pretend to send her to see a doctor, and when you meet someone to see a doctor, you will take another one to which 'divine doctor', right?" ”
Elder Xiao's words did not fall, and the mother-in-law who was still sick just now actually suddenly became energetic, pushed away her woman's hand, walked to the front of Elder Xiao's stall with a strong stride, and scolded him loudly: "You should be a dead old man, don't talk nonsense, you accumulate virtue in your mouth, greet and look at the car on the road, I don't know when I will kill you!" ”
This mother-in-law pointed at Elder Xiao with one hand, put one hand in her waist, stomped her foot, scolded people, raised her chin and lifted it, where there was still half a patient's appearance.
Old Man Xiao is not angry, he is an old sparrow from Dongting Lake, where will he be frightened by this fake and rampant mother-in-law. He could see the problem when the two mothers and daughters got off the car. The mother-in-law's pale face is powdered, the patient's face appears pale, that is an emergency, and the elderly are ill for a long time, the face should actually be gray-black; Again, her daughter is on her right, but her right foot walks normally, and she pretends to be limping on her left foot. Normal people are on the side who walks unsteadily, not on the other side of normal. So these two points expose that they are feigning illness.
After taking a casual look, this mother-in-law has a pair of green bean eyes, two thin lips, teeth grow into a ground wrapped in the sky, two cheekbones appear in an inverse figure eight shape protruding, and a stealing mole grows in the right corner of the mouth. In the photo book, this is a typical Kefu phase, and in the photo book, this is the face of the bee and wolf.
Look at her so-called daughter is also scattered eyebrows, nose slippery, eyebrow bone prominent, eyebrow distance is particularly narrow, face is thin and dry, speech voice is particularly sharp, this is the mean phase of the photo book, also called the houniang phase, the so-called houniang heart, huanglian root, is talking about this kind of person.
Elder Xiao habitually slapped the signature in his hand, took a sip of the teacup, cleared his throat, and said to them: "I don't care if you come by water or dry road, you will always encounter ghosts when you walk on the road at night, and I Xiao Elder Xiao can't manage your affairs, but you must believe that there are gods who raise your head, and you are not afraid of people knowing and knowing yourself." If you look at your face, the four fierce patterns on the ground pavilion have rushed to the root of the nose mountain, and I am afraid that they will be opened. I'm done, you guys go! ”
Elder Xiao has recently engaged in several famous things in a row, and the whole person's momentum is quite enough, as soon as he finished saying this, that demeanor and action, the same as the Liang Jiahui in the black gold "After I say it, who is in favor and who is against", his eyes widened, quite like the demeanor of the leader of the Xuanmen of Hexi.
The two female medical liars also came here for the first time, and they couldn't figure out the bottom bank of Elder Xiao, and when they saw his calm and relaxed posture, they didn't dare to provoke anymore, and the two people muttered and walked away. The mother-in-law also turned around and glanced at Elder Xiao fiercely.
These two mothers and daughters, in fact, are pretend, the mother-in-law's surname is Jiang, the younger surname is Deng, the two have been ganged up for a long time at the door of various hospitals pretending to be a mother and daughter to see a doctor, and when they see that someone can't hang up the expert number director, they go up to talk and talk about their own disease, and others introduce which old Chinese medicine doctor to see, whether they want to go together. They used their status as patients to dispel the guards of other patients, and took them to the jianghu doctors, where hundreds of so-called Chinese medicines were prescribed to others at a time, deceiving the patients to death.
This time, they hooked up with a black doctor named Sun Liang, who was actually a liar, so he rented the third floor of a private house on Xinmin Road and hung a sign calling Dr. Sun's consultation room. This person is in his thirties, with a goatee, telling the patient that he is in his forties, just graduated from the master, no matter what disease you have, he happens to have a prescription, anyway, it is to prescribe more than ten medicines at once, depending on what you are dressing to ask for money, at least 660. Some terminally ill patients, they have more than 2,000 yuan, which is really a loss of morality. The aforementioned company commander Wang said that if he was still in the army, he would have destroyed these swindlers with one shot, and he would not be judged, and he would directly execute on behalf of the people. It is a pity that elders like Commander Wang Lian are also ancient.
The mother-in-law surnamed Jiang has a nickname called "Ginger Mouse". After Jiang Mouse took Sister Deng who was dressed as her daughter away, she said three times in a row: "The one who looks at the face dies without love, and he does everything, today we are going to open the door and look at him!" ”
As a result, today they did not open it, but it was true that they opened the scoop.
Some people asked me why the stories told by Brother Dong are the result of good and evil being rewarded in the end, and they are all reports from the present world, because Brother Dong believes that justice that is done in time is justice.
It is said that this fake mother and daughter spent the morning near several hospitals in Qingwan Town. While passing information to their peers, they looked around at the patients coming and going to see if there were any masters who could bring cages.
A middle-aged man dressed as a migrant worker came out of the fourth hospital with his cousin, and the woman's mouth kept saying: "The doctor said, either surgery, or take some medicine, depending on the situation, you don't need to be in a hurry, I still take some medicine to count, the house is small to study, we keep money, don't do surgery." ”
The man was five big and three thick, dark-skinned, bloodshot eyes, wearing liberation shoes, blue overalls, carrying a kettle, carrying a plastic bag and hospital X-rays. He said slowly: "Don't delay, although the doctor said that uterine fibroids are not a big deal, but you are not comfortable with pain, I have money every month, you don't worry." Let's do the surgery. ”
The woman still refused. The conversation between the two migrant workers was heard by Jiang Mouse, she made a look, first wiped her face clean, her back was straight, and she looked like she was not sick, so that Sister Deng followed her over, and when she walked to the two migrant workers, she immediately began to cheat the routine.
Sister Deng deliberately said in a loud voice: "Niang Laozi, is it necessary for us to review, you can drink Dr. Sun's medicine twice, it's okay, there is no need to re-check it, right?" ”
Ginger mouse said: "Uterine fibroids are not a trivial matter, although I am sorry, I should review it and take a picture." ”
The two migrant workers were indeed attracted by their conversation, and the man was on the side, and made a conversation: "May I ask the old comrade, you also have uterine fibroids?" Where to prescribe pills? ”
As soon as Jiang Mouse saw that they were hooked, he first deliberately pretended to be a treasure, and then God mysteriously introduced that there was a doctor Sun Liang, an old military doctor's apprentice, specializing in treating uterine fibroids, he had a unique secret recipe, but don't tell it in the hospital, afraid that the doctors in the hospital would know, go to steal Dr. Sun's secret recipe, let them go out and tell it.
Jiang Mouse and Sister Zheng took the migrant worker couple, and pulled the flower bed next to the hospital for a while, talking about Sun Liang's divine spirit, and the medicine was cured and packaged. Sister Zheng also gave a look to the medical colleagues on the side, asking them to come over and prove a few words together, so that the migrant couple had to believe their nonsense.
Jiang Mouse saw that the time was ripe, and heard that the two couples were Ningxiang accents, saying that they were also from Ningxiang, and were willing to take their fellow villagers to see it. The two couples couldn't ask for it, so they quickly left with them.
After taking them in, Jiang Mouse walked out and said, "You go to see Dr. Sun yourself, and I won't accompany you." In fact, the two scammers hid aside, ready to wait for Sun Liang to cheat the money before going over and dividing it.
That Sun Liang is also a black-hearted one, asking them to spend 3 yuan to hang up, pretending to watch the film, and asking a few more words, directly prescribing medicine, 14 pairs at a time, a total of 600 yuan. At that time, 600 yuan was equivalent to a few months' salary. Unexpectedly, when the parishioners of the migrant workers heard that they wanted so much, they couldn't bear it, and proposed to go back to discuss, and that Sun Liang's face was dark, and he directly scolded the man: "Look at you, what kind of cut, you cousins dare not treat if they are sick, you are still a man?" You see, you still have a little humanity, so quickly buy the medicine and give your cousin a good consultation. My medicine, two pairs of effective, fourteen pairs of broken roots, if you don't believe it, hurry up, don't delay other patients to see a doctor. ”
The migrant workers were scolded by Sun Liang, and their indebtedness to the guests was even heavier, so they directly paid for it, picked up medicine, and took it away. Before leaving, I am grateful for my kindness, hoping that the medicine will get rid of the disease.
As a result, as soon as the two couples left, Jiang Mouse took Sister Zheng and went up to share the money. The three sluts were proud, and today it opened again, and Jiang Mouse said: "These two poor sour ghosts, only make 600 yuan, if you meet a big boss." ”
Sun Liang said: "Ji Shi, Xi Shi, start a business is not afraid of Xi people, you have good luck today, go and touch it again to see if there are any ghosts behind the time." ”
Jiang Mouse sat and drank a cup of tea, touched the RMB with the body temperature of the migrant couple in his pocket, looked colored, and took Sister Zheng downstairs, ready to see if there was any business today. She also thought about going to show up in front of Elder Xiao, you old sip, you can be regarded as a ghost.
As soon as the two people walked back to Gaoyetang Bus Station, they saw Elder Xiao standing there, and Elder Xiao roared in a quiet voice: "Hand over the other one's hard-earned money." ”
Jiang Mouse and Zheng Meizi looked at each other, and laughed in unison, Jiang Mouse said: "Touch your ghost, you have the ability to rob me!" ”
Elder Xiao sneered, "I can't rob you, look at you next to you, which one will let you go?" ”
Jiang Rat turned his head and looked around, his feet were soft with fright, and he only saw a dozen migrant workers with hoes and shovels surrounding him, and it was the migrant worker who was deceived by him.
It turned out that there was no coincidence, and after the two couples came out from the other side of Xinmin Road, the more they thought about it, the more wrong it was, and they were discussing this matter along the way, passing by Xiao Da Lao's stall and being seen by him. Elder Xiao looked at the bag of medicine and knew where this was an irregular thing, because the hospital or pharmacy tested drugs in those years was wrapped in special wrapping paper with regular regulations, tied into a string with fine hemp rope, and each medicine would also be tied to the prescription, the medicine they lifted, all poured together, used a dozen plastic bags to pack separately, the key is that the amount of each medicine is not the same, isn't this to drink the dead?
Elder Xiao habitually shouted: "Those two comrades, you stand up, if you take this medicine, the fifth father of the Yan family directly asks you to report for duty." ”
When the migrant couple heard this, they quickly asked, "What is the solution?" Is there a problem with medicine? ”
Elder Xiao said, "Why don't you go to a doctor in a pharmacy to examine your son?" Where is the amount of medicine tested in different portions, more more, less less, joking? ”
When the migrant couple heard this, they quickly went to a pharmacy on the side to ask, sure enough, they were all messed up, and there was a blood-breaking medicine, then if you really drink it, something would happen. Without saying a word, the migrant worker went to the side construction site to call for his co-workers. It turned out that they were the construction team temporarily shouted by the municipal government in the western district, and they laid water pipes on this side of Gaoye Pond. The workers on the team are usually a group of laborers, but when they hear that there are scammers sipping their own people, they will run out and fight hard.
I didn't expect that the two people of Jiang Mouse were so bold, and appeared in the same place again, this time the enemy met, the migrant worker walked up and lifted the ginger mouse, that is, two mouths, and then several people went up to take turns punching and kicking. Let's not talk about the repayment, first repair the two scammers. Ginger Mouse and Sister Zheng received a few shovels on their brains, just like a watermelon opened, pretending to be dead and lying motionless on the ground.
Later, the migrant workers were still confused, dragged them up and took them to Sun Liang, directly blocking him on the third floor, supposedly blocked in the toilet. The master migrant worker was also reasonable, did not force him to eat, but forced him to chew the medicine he prescribed dry, and if he did not chew, he beat his knees with a hoe.
Later, the police and joint defense came, people were taken away, and most of the lost money was recovered. Why not all, Brother Dong I don't want to say.
After a while, the migrant worker took the cousin to go for surgery, and when he was discharged from the hospital, he passed by Xiao Da Lao's stall again, saying that he wanted to ask him to count the eight characters for his cousin.
Elder Xiao shook his head and said: "Long illness, proud, middle lift, go to battle, four times, don't count the eight characters, don't measure the word, don't look at the face." Your cousin has just been discharged from the hospital after surgery, and his luck is low, so he needs to rest and recuperate. Don't count the eight characters. I don't make a fortune. ”
The migrant couple did not quite understand why this master did not earn this money. The man said: "Master, what about the trouble, we can see it accurately, we will pay for it." ”
Elder Xiao smiled and pointed to the Lingquezi: "Want it to smoke one for you?" A dollar will do. ”
When the cousins of the migrant workers heard that they only needed one dollar, they quickly talked about getting it, and sure enough, they drew a signature, and the two couples left satisfied. Of course, this was arranged by Elder Xiao.
Looking back, Mr. Xiao said when chatting with my grandfather in the afternoon: "This is not limited to seeing, the woman's hair is sparse and yellow, the eyelids are sick into the middle palace, the six houses of the cheeks are all black spots, bad luck, especially among the people has been crossed." Looking at her breathing again, the average person is one breath and one breath, she is a few breaths, and she can't breathe. I estimate that in less than half a year, before the beginning of autumn, she will be at the end. But I can't talk about it, as soon as she talks about it, the hope that she will have a life has become a certainty, hoping that she will see that her cub is still young and hold on for a while. ”
Unexpectedly, Mr. Xiao actually miscalculated, and half a year later, he saw the two couples to review. Elder Xiao hurriedly went up and asked the woman: "Lesbian Jiao, what kind of medicine are you taking?" Refreshed! ”
The woman said: "Where is there any miracle medicine, it is prescribed in the hospital, we in the countryside, we still have to do things every day, my eldest sister has to take the exam, and I have to cook for her every day." ”
Elder Xiao was strange again, "I look at your appearance, there is a mole on the back of your hand, and you probably have one in the heart of your foot, you have the life of a daughter." ”
The man smiled on the side, "Your Lang family is wrong, we have a woman, the eldest daughter was picked up in the toilet by me during the construction, we have always brought Da, and also go to the household registration with him, and my surname is Xue." ”
"Oh," Elder Xiao suddenly realized, and asked, "Dare to ask the daimyo?" ”
"Don't have your surname Xue, my name is Xue Zhangpan."
"Tianxingjian, the gentleman is unremitting with self-improvement, the terrain is kun, and the gentleman carries things with great virtue. I Ching is wrong, wrong. ”
The two couples didn't know what Elder Xiao sighed, and left with a smile. Elder Xiao told us: "Helping the poor and helping the lonely is really Changyin virtue." These two couples, they can't bear it, but also to raise their abandoned adopted daughter, is a great virtue, no wonder, no wonder, just like the last time that Zhu Lingzi, one is the heroic blessing of the country, the other is the blessing of righteousness, and the sky can't take it away. ”
Although it is said that there are indeed people in the world who cannot be taken away by heaven, most of them still have to obey the mandate of heaven, and if they serve the mandate of heaven, they will enter the soil for peace, in that era there was a special team of Danshiro (funeral service), just in our yard there is a guy who is the head of a team, his big name is Wu Haizhan, nicknamed Sea Dog. Once, he encountered a problem and directly solved it with Elder Xiao.
The fur dog is dry and thin, likes to shake his hair when walking, and speaks in a very angry voice, as long as he returns to the compound, the person stands on the first floor, and the whole courtyard can hear him talking loudly there. He usually likes to play trumpet, originally worked in Tianlun Paper Mill, and later gathered a group of brothers with this hobby, and set up a one-stop team of red and white happy events, and he was the leader.
The people in their team are much more flavorful than the people in the movie "Northeast Farewell to the Heavenly Group". All are versatile, drummers can stir-fry part-time, guitarists can be responsible for seating, and dads of folk bands can dress with the deceased, write tablets, and decorate the shrine. Female singers can sing folk songs, can sing pop songs, and can sing some flower drum plays with fur dogs.
At that time, ordinary people gradually had a little savings, the adults in the family went, for the scene, will build a shed to do a memorial service, naturally to invite a one-stop service team to engage, they are still more responsible, the routine is also familiar, from building a shed, purchasing supplies, arranging tables and chairs, kitchen affairs to the evening mourning ceremony and program arrangement, all with you to iron. They also make an atmosphere, and sometimes Xiaozi Xiansun is made laughed by them, sitting there at night to watch their performances, forgetting to pick up guests and kowtow.
My grandmother died later, it was also arranged by a one-stop team, the host turned out to be the president of the labor union of which factory, the ceremony was full of emotion, Brother Dong I cried faintly, this year it is Qingming again, Brother Dong I miss her old man so much.
Back to business, that afternoon, the sea dog hurriedly ran to the yard, and before the people arrived, the voice came in, "Xiao daddy, Xiao Banxian, your Lang family is not there, hurry up and come with me to think of a way!" ”
Mr. Xiao was talking to my grandfather in my house, heard the sea dog call him, ran out to see, the sea dog was forced to obey the six anxious appearance, holding a handful of trumpets in his hand, two trouser legs pulled up to the knee, hair did not flick, and looked at Xiao Daoqian with his eyes blank.
Elder Xiao asked him: "How to solve it, the corpse fraud?" The corpse called the monk of Lushan Temple and the Taoist priest of Yunlu Palace, shouting what I was doing. ”
Elder Xiao really knows how to fight, making the sea dog cry and laugh. At this time, my grandfather brought a cup of tea and put it on the stool in front of the sea dog, meaning to invite him to drink tea, but the two people did not hand it, first, my grandfather is an elder, it is polite to make tea for you, you can put it on the chair, you don't need to hand it to you; Second, the sea dog has been at the scene of white affairs for a long time, with a yin qi on his body, and the old man is a little taboo and does not hand over things to you.
The sea dog still knows how to count, so he quickly thanked my grandfather, picked up the cup and blew open the tea leaves and took a slow sip.
The sea dog continued: "It's not something else, that Daddy Wang didn't go to curry last night, he only has two daughters, and he has cubs." We're in charge of getting it right with him. Including wiping your face and changing clothes to go out, we do it. The result is not known what the explanation is, a father is a little unreasonable, people go to curry, the murderous breath is still there, we went early, as a result, he is hard, that is, he can't take off his clothes, he can't wear life clothes. The Jurlang family went to calculate and see, did it hit something today, and it was not suitable to get out of bed? ”
My grandfather interjected: "Your master has a liquor spray?" ”
"Take a sip!"
"What about the squirt?"
"Squirt too."
Elder Xiao said: "Burn money paper? Please light the incense candle? ”
"Daddy Xiao, it's not the first time we've done something."
Elder Xiao thought for a moment, "Is it that your master is guilty of rushing, they are not right." ”
"No, the master belongs to the sheep, and the father Wang belongs to the ox, don't rush."
Elder Xiao thought for a while, and prepared to go all the way to Daddy Wang's house with the sea dog. He glanced at the sea dog and said, "You put your trousers down, your clothes are dressed, and your hair is neatly combed." The deceased does not like the way you look sloppy and dies, and you have to give it away cleanly. ”
The sea dog quickly went to my house and borrowed a comb to sort out his Liu Huan-style hair.
Mr. Xiao arrived at Daddy Wang's house, his mother-in-law, daughter, and son-in-law were there, quite sad, seeing Mr. Xiao coming, his eldest son-in-law quickly handed over cigarettes and betel nuts, and the second son-in-law also moved a stool to invite Mr. Xiao to sit. Elder Xiao did not enter the bedroom, and walked around the house, but did not see anything. I asked the two masters on the sea dog's side about the eight characters, and silently pushed it, and it was indeed not rushed.
At this time, Father Wang's eldest daughter cried so hard that she said, "My grandfather can't let go of anything, and his eyes haven't closed." We did everything in front of the bed, and he went from illness to walking, and we took turns to greet him, sorry for his Lang's place. You see, my grandfather is not blind, his clothes are not changed, the door cannot be out, the ice coffin is not entered, and the memorial service cannot be held at night, and the surrounding neighbors still think that our house is abusing my grandfather and old man before his death, and his old man is dead to shout injustice! ”
Elder Xiao thought for a while, looked at the photo frame on the wall in their house, and suddenly asked, "What about the two grandchildren?" ”
It turned out that Mr. Xiao saw the photos on the wall and found that although this Wang daddy had no son, both daughters had grandchildren with him, and many photos were taken by Wang Dad holding his grandson, proving that he liked these two grandchildren.
It turned out that one of them was studying at the water school and had already gone to inform that they would come back in the afternoon, and one who joined the army as an armed police officer was in the Changde garrison, and he was notified yesterday, and he also had to wait for the next son to return.
Elder Xiao nodded, walked into the bedroom, and saw that the bedroom was cleaned up, although it was a room for a long-term sick, but the air was fresh, the windows were clear, and the quilt covers were brand new, proving that the family still greeted well.
Elder Xiao saw that the windows in Daddy Wang's room were open, and asked them to close the windows. He asked the sea dog to prepare a sea bowl and put half a bowl of boiling water, and Xiao Da Lao grabbed a handful of tea leaves and threw it in. When the tea leaves were brewed, Elder Xiao took a look, pinched his fingers and calculated, and said with a smile: "Something is a matter of trouble." ”
Everyone found that using tea leaves for divination, not to put tea leaves first, but to put water first, and then put tea. Therefore, when you make tea with others, don't do it backwards.
Elder Xiao said: "First, daddy wants to see the last side of his grandson, a little about the bridge (temper), second, the sea dog, you see that Daddy Wang is a clean person, you want to wipe his face with a new towel, change clothes with daddy, close the window and pull the curtains." People have been living a lifetime, although they shout that people are dying, but the final will is particularly strong. Let the people come, and do not rebel. ”
They hurried to prepare, and not long after, the two grandchildren returned, both half-grown brats, and they were quite sad to see their grandfather go. Elder Xiao let them kowtow three heads at the end of the bed, which is also strange, as soon as the head is finished, and then wipe his eyes, Father Wang closes his eyes.
Then the master on the sea dog's side wiped Daddy Wang's face with a new towel and wiped his body, and Daddy Wang's hard body suddenly became soft, and his life clothes and shoes were quickly put on.
Elder Xiao pinched the hour, let them carry out the door at 5:30 p.m., and prepared to leave. The sea dog quickly sent Mr. Xiao out, and Mr. Xiao said: "If you make a fuss, you should pay more attention to it at ordinary times, don't bounce cats and ghosts, make trouble at night, and don't go too far in the music of folk music and wind music." ”
The sea dog quickly said "Uh-huh".
Elder Xiao raised his eyes and carefully looked at the appearance of the sea dog, and suddenly said: "The corners of your mouth have been twitching?" Also, you have two white lines on both sides of the atrium, one on the left and right, all the way to the chin, beware of accidents, you are monkey face, pay attention. ”
Although the sea dog always engages in red and white happy events, he is mainly responsible for pulling business for the head and performing at night, and these things are mainly done by the two masters of the folk band, and he doesn't care. When he heard Elder Xiao say this, he recalled it and said: "Your Lang family Mo talked about it, recently his left eyelid jumped, and he also dreamed straight at night, and he couldn't sleep well. ”
"What's been the mess lately?"
"Oh, the last time a lady went to curry, we sang night songs with her in the middle of the night, singing "Fifteen Moons", singing "A Good Man's Life is Safe", and singing "Let the World Be Full of Love". Later, the main family said that Jiao Yu liked to listen to "The Fence Woman and the Dog" before his death, and asked us to make a song. As a result, we just didn't have a line up for a song, so we changed to a loess slope. The Lord's house also talks about it. ”
"It turned out that from that day on, we didn't do things well, and I was a little dark-eyed. My female singer stumbled yesterday, and both knees stumbled..."
Elder Xiao nodded and said, "People's appearance is subject to some changes at any time. People look at the face, mainly not to look at the natural facial features, that are all determined, mainly to see the sudden changes, as soon as the person's spirit changes, it will be reflected in the face. Your eyes are a little sunken, your throat is hoarse, the corners of your mouth twitch, there are white lines on your face, all of which are luck declining, a monkey face is not a good thing, there is a flying disaster, you have to pay attention, don't get close to the fire. ”
The sea dog quickly nodded, saying that when this matter was done, he asked Elder Xiao to take a closer look with him. Elder Xiao looked at the position of the two white lines on his face and said directly: "You come tomorrow morning, don't sleep in, and resolve it as soon as possible." ”
The sea dog said yes and went back to busy. As a result, I performed at night, sent people to the crematorium early in the morning, felt too tired in the morning, went back to the house to sleep, and did not go to find Xiao Lao. In the afternoon, they took over the business again, and if they couldn't win, they didn't come again.
Things broke on the third day, when everything was done, and the band had already got into the open-top van and was ready to blow all the way to Jinpenling. Where do you know that the head car set off firecrackers is not even attentive, like fun, light a whip and throw it, just throw it into a pot of fried fritters on the side, a pot of oil was blown apart, and a few lumps of large oil just flew to the body of the sea dog, scalding him straight away. Fortunately, the clothes were thickly dressed, and there was no big deal, that is, a piece of hot on the face and a piece on the hand. It took half a month to rest.
According to the people in their team, when the oil flew over, the sea seal looked like a monkey, clapping his hands and stomping his feet and shaking his brain.
After the sea dog was ready, he also made someone specially run to the grave of that time and blew a song "Fence Woman and Dog", asking her old man not to be strange.
Elder Xiao actually doesn't usually deal with the affairs of the dead, he still likes to look at the living. Especially like to show the yang full of teenagers.
This morning, Mr. Xiao was eating wontons at a wonton stall next to the Fenglin Hotel, the wontons at this stall tasted very positive, the soup base of phoenix sauerkraut, lard sprayed fragrantly, pepper and full, a bowl of belly, full of energy. He's coming once a week. He was slowly tasting the wontons today, and suddenly saw a middle-aged uncle passing by the stall with a small girl, and the middle-aged uncle asked the young girl: "After the inspection is done, if you haven't eaten and gone out in the morning, don't you make a bowl of wontons?" ”
The little girl glanced at the wonton stall, sniffled, obviously wanted to eat, but hesitated again, and finally said: "It's better to buy two steamed buns, Master, I don't like to eat wontons." ”
The middle-aged uncle said: "Maybe you can't afford to ask for a bowl of wontons when you come out with my old Zhou?" He smiled, "You are welcome to be small particles, it is not easy to come out and make a bowl." ”
Then he called the boss to order a bowl, and after a while, the female boss brought it up with a smile, and specially took a small bowl for them, meaning that they could be eaten separately. Elder Xiao looked at it, this bowl is obviously a few more than ordinary ones, don't look at the whole process This boss did not participate in the conversation, but she should have seen that these two people also went to the hospital for examination, and specially added a dose to them.
When Changsha people do good deeds, they don't like to show much, they do it silently, such as giving up their seats in the car, Changsha young and late brothers all take the initiative to stand up, say "Erlang sit" to the person who is given, and never say anything else. Because the personality of Changsha people is actually relatively introverted and not very accustomed to self-familiarity, they are always misunderstood as having a high tone and ignoring people. You see that Comrade Lei Feng is also from Changsha Wangcheng, maybe he can't represent that we Changsha people have helpful genes?
After this wonton boss got the wontons, he didn't say much and walked away directly. Elder Xiao raised his eyes and glanced at this thin girl, it didn't matter if he didn't look at it, when he looked down, he was shocked in his heart - after looking at the phase for so many years, today I really saw a national warrior unparalleled phase!
Elder Xiao fixed his mind again, and took a closer look, yes, Phoenix Yufei, unparalleled in the country!
Elder Xiao waited for them to eat almost ready, went up and asked cautiously: "The two of you came to the hospital for examination, right?" Do you want to see a picture? Do you want to ask for a signature? ”
Uncle Zhou was stunned for a moment and shook his head. The little girl also shook her head, but she looked at the spirit sparrow, whether it was a child's heart, or she didn't look away.
Elder Xiao tried his best to show a harmless expression of humans and animals, and said: "Don't doubt me, I am also a person nearby, I look at the picture every day, and today I suddenly saw a sister, her Lang family is not simple!" At a glance, I think that her Lang family will be famous all over the world in the future, and she is a national warrior, a national warrior! So, I insisted on taking a dip in some blessings. ”
His words made both of them laugh, the little girl was only in her teens, and Xiao Da Lao took a mouthful of "her Lang family". It is also flavorful.
Uncle Zhou was also interested, and asked Elder Xiao: "Your Lang family looks a lot of money?" ”
"Accurate, 33 pieces 3 Mao 3, wait for the day of the accuracy to come and take it, not accurate, do not take anything."
"How long was that day?" If I don't come, how can you find me? The little girl was clever and ghostly, and asked Elder Xiao.
"Hahahaha, you can't do it, you are a person who does big things, I just want to send you a few words." I'm waiting for your big bag to be red. After Elder Xiao finished speaking, he opened the stall and prepared to take a serious look with the little girl.
Uncle Zhou said: "If you want it, anyway, there will be a while to prepare Chinese medicine over there, and we will also engage in feudal superstition." Master, look at my apprentice, how is your health? ”
Elder Xiao called the little girl Xiangyang to sit down, only glanced at it, and said: "The eyes are a little yellow, and the liver is not good." It's not a big deal, you see her phoenix eyes, red lips and white teeth, white ears, convex pinna, high nose bridge, straight in the middle, walking with her head up and chest, and her hands are forceful. Especially the whole body shape is a children's font in the four noble bodies of children, heaven, guan, and day! ”
"What is a children's font?" The little girl hurriedly asked.
Elder Xiao explained: "The four noble bodies of Tong, Tian, Guan, and Sun are the four particularly noble body types mentioned in the photo book. People go there to a stop, like a children's character, or the character of heaven, the word for the word, the word for Japan, and the character for the Japanese is all noble. And the relative four bad body shapes are four fluids, which can also be described in four words, that is, the four words of seven, a, yu, and Shenji. When we talk about this person's fluid appearance, it means something. ”
Uncle Zhou nodded when he heard this, and said with a smile: "The girls in our team are all nobles, and their bodies are very good. All of them are national warriors. ”
"That's not necessarily, man, there is life, there is luck. Your apprentice sister Mo sees that there is a little illness now, and the sword is sharpened by a small disaster, and the big thing is behind. ”
Uncle Zhou smiled, feeling a lot better. Old Lady Xiao asked the thin girl to stretch out her hand to look at the palmistry, it doesn't matter if you don't look at it, this girl's two hands are all calluses, and they are still calluses stacked with calluses, and their fingers are also wrapped in bandages. Elder Xiao said: "Jiao is a money seal that cannot be bought by ten thousand gold. Sister, you tell me about the Nian Geng Sheng Yue. I'll see how long you've been a golden-scaled dragon. ”
Uncle Zhou nodded to the little girl, who said, "I was born at 5 a.m. on August 30, 1976. ”
Elder Xiao pinched, this is Bingchen, Bingshen, Jia Yin, and Ding Dian. He said seriously: "Sister, in the future, don't report your eight characters to another person casually, for fear that the bad people will seek your eight characters." You shout a pearl on the jade disk, it is the life of 'one sound, the world is shocked'. You have been weak since childhood, enlightened at the age of 8, a minor illness at the age of 10, a little famous at the age of 14, and a year of great luck at the age of 16, and the place in the far west is beneficial to you. ”
"But you, remember one sentence: the bow is long and broken, the strong and the bad will follow, the rigid edge is easy to break, you have to pay attention to the body." After speaking, Elder Xiao also specially shook the hand of the thin girl, in his words, such a noble hand, shake the fortune. You can also try, if there is a period of time that is not smooth, go to hug the baby or child more, the luck will be improved.
Uncle Zhou and the little sister also looked at each other and smiled when they heard it, and felt that this look was a bit mysterious, but they could hear all good words. Uncle Zhou wanted to give some money to Mr. Xiao, but the little girl stopped him and said, "Look at the master of the appearance, Lingda will take the money again, and I will come back when I am 16 years old." ”
Elder Xiao smiled, "If you want it, you have to send it in person at that time." ”
The little girl hurriedly said what she wanted, and the two got up and left.
Mr. Xiao was quite excited that day, and in the afternoon he told my grandfather: "I look at a noble person, a national warrior is unmatched!" ”
", talents like Han Xin and Su Dongpo deserve to be called unparalleled in the country!" My grandfather spoke.
Elder Xiao snorted in his nostrils, "In two years, you will know, I will write her Nian Geng eight characters in the basket, you can read it then!" ”
Who is this young lady who is unparalleled in the country? You may have guessed some, I don't sell it anymore, anyway, after that day, everyone quickly forgot about it. Fast forward to 1992, the Barcelona Olympics in Spain began, watching the news that day, we had a female gymnast in China who won the women's uneven bars Olympic championship, and after she completed the move, all the judges scored 10 points! This is something that has never been done before, and there is no one who will come after. Winning the Olympic Games with full scores, the Chinese people were really aroused with infinite national pride!
And the person who won the championship is still our Changsha girl Lu Li! Everyone saw her set of actions on TV, landing like nails, steady, beautiful!
After the people in the whole courtyard met each other, their mouths kept smacking, and they all talked with their eyebrows flying, and some said: "Look at that Lu girl's legs, it's fierce." Some said: "Then the coach brought it well." ”
Father Liang said: "A girl is really ruthless, practicing light skills, landing there motionless, really winning glory for the country!" ”
In my memory, in addition to the women's volleyball team winning the championship, only when Lu Li won the gold medal, there were students knocking on pots and bowls on the road, and some people set off firecrackers.
Elder Xiao also looked pale in those days, took out a note with Lu Li's eight characters written on it, mysteriously only showed one corner to the other one, and then said everywhere that he had seen Lu Li.
Indeed, Lu Li is also a person who has suffered, she was sent to learn gymnastics when she was not in good health when she was a child, and after entering the provincial team, she found that she had hepatitis, and was snubbed by her teammates, only Coach Zhou took her to practice, and also found her own medicine to help her treat her illness. Later, he entered the national team, participated in the Olympic Games, became famous in one fell swoop, won glory for us China, won glory for us Hunan people, and was our example.
At that time, many children were somersaults on the ground, going to learn gymnastics, going to win gold medals, I don't know if Liu Xuanxuan beauty was also influenced by Lu Li and embarked on the road of gymnastics.
Elder Xiao once talked with several fathers together, saying that he had recently watched all the peach blossoms, peach blossoms and rotten peach blossoms. There was a father Tan on the side and said: "Elder Xiao, don't you talk about the peach blossom, my cub, that is the peach blossom, that is the result, every day to drive the bus, from Hexi to Hedong, just don't light the lights." The girl who brought back a year and was afraid of Mo Yiche showed us, but none of them can be brought back for the New Year, you help me cub calculate a figure of eight. ”
Elder Xiao said that he still had to come by himself, see him in person, and then look at the marriage.
"He runs a car every day, where there is time, you don't look at the face at night, or else, tomorrow I will replace him for a day and call him to come in the morning."
"Yes."
Father Tan himself is also retired from the human automobile company, so it is no problem to drive a medium-sized bus.
The next day, he really called out his cub Tan Can, Tan Can is medium-tall, white and clean, lying silkworm eyebrows, peach blossom eyes, thin lips, a smiling face, see which one is polite, while talking while only blinking his eyes, like throwing a lump at you.
When Tan Can ran to find Mr. Xiao in the morning, I happened to be beside me, and he specially greeted me and jokingly called me "Brother Xiaodong". Haha, I also pretended to snort, and smoothly replied "Brother Can is good". It's a bit of a mess, a little messy.
It was about Elder Xiao giving Tan Can a look, and as a result, our Brother Can talked ten times more than Elder Xiao, and as soon as he came, he opened the cigarette, and he couldn't hold back the words as soon as he opened the gate. It's also true, the young brothers who run the middle bus like to pull, and they are acquaintances, that is really heaven and earth.
Tan Can's favorite thing to say is, "Your Lang family looks, I have a friend, he has a parishioner in the house, and there are wild parishioners outside, and he actually hides it very well, how do you see how he did it?" "I still have a friend, what about him, that's a young master of flowers, who changes five girlfriends a year, what do you think is the explanation?" "I met a girl who was afraid of 1.7 meters a few days ago, I really want to chase, how did she lose her to me, and ah, the only drawback is that her ass is too thin, do you think we are as worthy?" Will we give birth to cubs or daughters in the future? ”
Elder Xiao is also a braincase bag, the first time he met a person who talked more than him, this Daddy Tan's cub, should not run the bus, should run the train.
Elder Xiao finally looked at Tan Can's face and asked him again. Seriously, he said: "Son, don't make a fool, I'll really calculate with you, and see the marriage heirs of your ghost cubs." "Elder Xiao doesn't matter, he almost killed my brother Dong.
What's so fun about this Tan Can's married heir? And listen to the next breakdown.
About the author: Xie Dong, male, Changsha native, uncle who does not confuse, has been a real estate for 20 years and has written a street novel. The original pen name was "Quick Knife Prodigal Son". I like to listen to stories and tell stories every day.