Poison Tongue Movie Original
Sir is the one who swore an oath.
Since N years ago brushed "B Zone 32" in the cinema, stepped out of the cinema door, and made a poisonous oath to the bright moon.
Never go to the cinema again to see this, listen to the name to know that it is a bad movie.
But, in China, when you have a film-related career — unless you stop doing it, you can never be disconnected from bad films.
Over time, the immunity to bad films is getting higher and higher.
Also good at finding highlights in some recognized bad films.
For example, the casting of Li Er (Played by Chen Turing) in "Left Ear".
Or Ma Sichun's (stand out from the crowd) performance.
But recently, another bad movie has refreshed Sir's cognition.
It's a total rout movie.
The script, the acting, the cinematography, the soundtrack, all suck.
It rotted out of the realm, rotten out of height, rotten to the alien.
Let's remember this class of god who made history.
Producer Guo Jingming.
According to the actor himself, many laughs were thought out by him.
Guo may win the award again with this film - it just happens to be a vacant executive producer.
Producer Zhang Ziyi.
Zhang Ziyi's production level is at least 10 light years away from her acting skills.
And there is a trend of further expansion.
In order, "Very Perfect" 6.1. Very Lucky 4.6. "Descending from Heaven" 4.1.
Directed by Wei Nan.
Known as the most cattle editor in China.
To be honest, Sir doesn't know which agency this best cow was selected by.
You can say that so-and-so is the person who has produced the most trailers in China, and you can also say that the trailer edited by so-and-so has the highest cumulative box office of its movies.
But the cow – from where to judge.
According to netizen gossip, this most cattle editor - 90% is a bad film.
By the way, this is Wei Nan's directorial debut.
As for the lead actor.
Oh – that's them.
There is no doubt that the most acting actor is Ouyang Junwen.
Whoever - that baby.
Look, he's the most camera-like of the five.
None of the other four eyes were right, and Li Xiaolu was looking in the wrong direction.
The story goes like this.
The forced marriage girl played by Li Xiaolu fell in love with the stupid and cute boy played by Zhang Yixing, and the cold handsome man played by Chen Xuedong became an obstacle to their feelings.
Because of a car accident caused by the parents of the high-cold handsome man, the stupid boy's father went to save the boy first, and the parents of the high-cold handsome man took the opportunity first.
So Boy has since felt indebted to the handsome guy and stuck together all day, causing Li Xiaolu to be jealous.
This is a pair of CPs that are hard together.
Because the twisted melon is not sweet.
So, most of the time, the two didn't call at all.
In order to pass the trial, the director forced a woman in.
The female nerve played by Jiang Wen is crazy obsessed with Gao Leng Shuaibi, and in order to be able to compare with Shuai Hehehehe, she goes to jump the big god.
The purple unidentified luminous object in the image above is a small stone from an alien planet that, after one night, has become a baby.
Hug to the paternity test. It was found that there was a 99% and 10% similarity with gao leng shuai and stupid boy, respectively.
So, one is Dad.
One is the father.
First of all, why are the sons of two purebred Chinese half-blood?
Second, why the results of the genetic identification can come out in a day - Sir remembers that it takes more than three working days to test the size of the three yangs.
In short, don't care about these details, and just like that, the life of the four people around the mixed-race son began.
First, he ran to the hospital to beg for breast milk, saying that alien babies could not drink milk powder. This is understandable, after all, the quality of domestic milk powder cannot be guaranteed.
The way to look at the tall and handsome guy is to stare at the nurse's full chest with innocent-looking eyes.
Before being at home, I was still in Mandarin, but when I arrived at the hospital, I immediately switched to the crappy Henan dialect.
Not only should we discriminate against Henan compatriots in dialect, but we should also spare no effort in clothing.
Basically, whenever the characters are poor, bitter, uncultured, and less rooted, the accent of the characters will automatically be converted into their hometown Mandarin.
Hepu, Trump, Gangpu, take turns on - what's wrong with Mandarin is not good.
Believe it or not, call the folks neng to death to you.
In addition to urban discrimination, there is also straight male cancer.
The central idea of this girlfriend's "forced marriage drama" - a woman who is old and has no husband and children is a loser.
Then it's just putting on the.
Here, first kneel to thank the director for not making the film 3D.
Otherwise, the nausea index will rise to 100,000 points.
Ordinary diaper changing shots, making the and urine fly all over the sky, dripping clearly appear in front of the audience of the big screen, but also the actor to use his hands to catch the shit-stained diapers, catch it, but also pinch the and urine everywhere.
This shot, but also hard to pull into a slow, mirror, head.
In the middle, insert two boys attending the Daddy Club plot.
The style of painting looks like this.
One of the courses is split forks.
Seriously, Sir didn't understand what practicing forks had to do with bringing up children—and if there were, it was about making children.
Well, Sir is dirty.
These inexplicable plots are said to be because director Wei Nan had a feeling after giving birth to a child.
The script took more than a year to write. First of all, this is an original script, not an IP movie, and second, through usually me and my brother and the two of us, we all have some experience with children, including some feelings between husband and wife, including those lines that young people like now, those things put it together, and put together such a more fashionable and grounded story. The story was written by our brothers, and the screenwriter was the execution—from Phoenix Entertainment.
Good movies can't be redundant.
Maybe it's because the movie was "made up" – it's full of extra flesh.
When the film progressed for an hour, it was obvious that it could not be made up.
To make time, insert a stretch of unscathed drag racing and flying a helicopter.
Why?
Because director Wei Nan likes Harley.
Of course, the climax of the story also depends on the tearing attributes that Chen Xuedong learned from "Little Times".
Li Xiaolu finally couldn't hold back the man being shared by another man, and when he was confused, he exposed each other and exploded.
After tearing up, I saw the rainbow.
Maybe you can understand it as "only when you lose it is to know how to cherish it".
A urine shock kung fu, gao leng handsome man suddenly realized that female nerves are the spiritual harbor.
Then the family of five accompanied by the music of the sitcom began to travel the world with stickers.
At this time, the director remembered that the grooves had to end, so, in line with the principle of echo, there was another car accident.
At this time, the sci-fi genre of the movie played a role - the ordinary skill that had previously stayed in the alien child's expression of affection through WeChat.
Oh yes, we're a sci-fi movie, hurry up and add light.
You want light, and then there is light.
The only mixed-race baby in this film who has acting skills saves the four adults in this inexplicable car accident.
With the light of the two-hair special effect, the half-blood son disappeared, leaving behind the same cry as the gray wolf:
I will definitely be back!
other.
Throughout the movie, Sir deeply agrees with a line from Li Xiaolu, who has been applying a mask.
"Don't you think our plot is bloody?"
No, it's not dog blood — it's.
The extent of its, even fans watch it – for a fan movie, it's a shame.
Can you tell me what kind of thing I played~ In addition to Chen Xuedong, Zhang Yixing, and that kid is very cute, what kind of ghost is the plot.. Oh, my God!!! Fortunately, it is only 10 yuan ticket, otherwise I will be angry.
#From Heaven to Heaven #Purely relying on Zhang Yixing and Chen Xuedong's Yan and mobile phone novels made me endure the completely bad movie that I sat in the cinema for 99 minutes. But the most disgusting thing about this bad film is not that it is rotten, but that before the release of the film, I was inexplicably forced to black Zhang Yixing to make a heat, which made me feel that it was not worth it for the little pride.
Zhang Yixing and Chen Xuedong's acting skills under their high appearance are really embarrassing, the logic of the film's plot is rotten to no, and then look at Guo Jingming's supervision, it is not surprising. The baby is so cute... Mm-hmm.
Finally, Sir, who likes to pickpocket, found.
Director Wei Nan said this in an interview with Phoenix Entertainment in 2014:
This kind of movie is not a movie, it is to make money... There are a lot of movies like this now, but they shouldn't have been made at all, it's, it's garbage!
However, the reason why the unprofessional trailer team can survive now is because there are too many people and too many projects in the entire film industry. In the past, it was said that these people were engaged in "one-hammer trading", but now "one-hammer trading" can be done many times.
But what if such a deformity continues to develop? The more it develops, the more you finish playing! Sooner or later, every day will "get sick" and die, that's for sure. Especially when Hollywood movies fully enter the Chinese market in 2017, all speculators will be disappointed in an instant.
At that time, there was still a controversy in the circle - Gao Qunshu was mighty.
Sure enough, a year later...
Never underestimate the determination of Chinese filmmakers to storm the king of bad films.
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