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Rolling east of the Yangtze River, the waves wash away the heroes. Success or failure turned empty, the green mountains were still there, and the sunset was red several times.
This is the most familiar lyric when I was a child, when I would wait in front of the TV at 8 o'clock every night to watch CCTV's "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", from the group of heroes chasing the deer to the battle of Chibi, and then from the establishment of the three kingdoms of Wei Shu and Wu to the unification, these were simply shocking to the author who was in elementary school at the time, and it was since then that the author fell deeply in love with the Three Kingdoms, and even fantasized from time to time that he could become a big hero like Zhao Yun. Unfortunately, I grew up slowly, and under the blessing of social animal 996, I have long lost the courage to be bold, and I can only play games in my leisure time.
Until 2020, because of the reason of resting at home, I began to play "Three Kingdoms: Strategic Edition" (hereinafter referred to as the Three Wars), and unexpectedly began a very joyful game journey, today I will talk to you about some funny events encountered in the Three Wars over the years.
1: The thirty-six soldiers are not tired of deceit
There was once an alliance owner of the three wars, one day suddenly posted an obituary in his circle of friends, this obituary is said to be sent by his sister login account, the obituary mentioned that the alliance owner was a sudden myocardial infarction rescue ineffective has died. Because the alliance's group basically uses WeChat, this circle of friends immediately shocked the members of the alliance where it was located, how to say that a person is gone, can only make people sigh that this world is impermanent. Later, the Prime Minister of the Alliance announced the death of the Alliance Lord in the game, and also proposed a three-day truce to send the Alliance Lord on the last ride. This initiative was approved by players in the three wars, including hostile forces, and the battle was temporarily stopped, but the seemingly normal plot suddenly ushered in a god turn.
At 6 a.m. the day after the fighting ceased, the deceased ally led his allied army and gathered a large number of allies to start a surprise attack on the hostile forces.
It turned out that the alliance owner was fraudulent, and secretly sent a secret mission to the managers of the alliance in the game the night before, calling it a fraudulent death, but in fact he wanted to carry out a surprise attack the next morning to destroy the enemy. However, in the end, because the internal traitors planted in his alliance in the hostile camp were not all pulled out, the news was leaked, and the other party had prepared early, and finally this fraudulent death raid was unsuccessful.
However, fortunately, the alliance owner also said that it was not completely without gains, because this leak also caught the enemy's internal traitors hidden in his alliance, which is also acceptable. Good guy, players in the three battles can even play a game like this, this alliance owner is afraid that he is also a ruthless person who is familiar with Sun Tzu's art of war and thirty-six plans like Gao Qiqiang, even if the TV series can be filmed at this level at most, "Read Sun Tzu's art of war, taste Qiqiang's life." "It's really unconvinced. But life and death are big things, good children don't learn it~
2: Strategizing strategies online learning, fighting with people is endless
When I first played Three World Wars, I was also a rookie, no method, no plan, no strategy and no strategy, just as a brainless single-player game, and as a result, I was sanctioned by other players several times, and even once I was ridden in the face by a fallen player for several days. At that time, I was very angry, but I couldn't fight and fight at all, so I could only bite the bullet and search for ways to deal with it on the Internet, and as a result, the door to a new world was pushed open.
I thought that this kind of teaching must be very boring, but I found that many online tutorials are very well-made and very interesting, not only the examples are easy to understand, but the language is also humorous and hilarious, and the conversation and laughter make players learn a lot of tricks and strategies.
For example, the bandit problem encountered by the author at that time, after teaching and analysis, I learned that the original bandit players were also divided into 4 categories:
1: Krypton gold players like confrontation, 2: new players have not fallen and want to experience it, 3: There is a big plan to follow the management of collective bandits, 4: There is a personal feud with a player, so the bandits stare and fight. Exactly how to get along with bandits is decided by identifying their motives. Here take the other party is a single bandit player as an example, if there is indeed a personal feud before, then there is no brainstem directly. But if it is not a personal feud, you must first distinguish the strength and look at its specific combat strength. If its combat power is not as good as yours, directly tell the other party that you can turn the ground if you want to, but don't use troops to hit you, otherwise you can't waste troops, and after plundering the ground, you can directly send it away with a ticket and get some copper coins.
If its combat power is higher than yours and you are not satisfied with plundering land and still want to occupy the city, then you can't fight at this time, you have to try to negotiate to see if you can exchange resources. Start directly with what resources the other party lacks, you can leave it behind, and then ask them if they can help you advance a high-level land or build a camp tent in a high-level place for you to dismantle, etc., which can also be regarded as mutually beneficial countermeasures.
Of course, sometimes there will be situations where one or both parties are unwilling to cooperate, and then you have to fight toughness and rigidity, but there are many strategies for hard toughness, but the only constant principle is to let the bandits do anything absolutely without any benefits while bearing a lot of losses.
For example, if the other party wants to hit you and turn you over, you must first find out the opponent's lineup to see if you can make the bandits on the opposite side exercise restraint as a defender, and directly give them a three-battle version of the taboo horse race. If the bandit is beaten back, then it will be replaced by a stronger main force to turn the ground, at this time, it doesn't matter if we can't beat him, wait for the last few seconds of his occupation to build a tent on that land, then the occupation that he spent time before will be directly nullified. The bandits have no other way but to re-attack, they can't beat and drag, slipping away from his physical strength. Even if the other party rides his face to occupy the city, he must not panic, and donate the resources directly, so that the bandits can casually turn over the ground and occupy the city at will, which is to consume their physical strength and drag their time. At this time, dealing with it with a "standing on the wall, no desire is rigid" lying down mentality will definitely make the bandit players who hit you collapse.
The author did not understand these schemes and tactics at the beginning, not only was he overturned and occupied, but his resources were also stolen by bandits, and his mentality collapsed first. But later, after I learned these strategies by watching the instructional video, my mood instantly became different, and the pattern opened up at once. Now I am very happy when I see those high-war bandit players who are angry and corrupt and can't get anything, and can only spend their physical strength to do useless work.
You must know that the three battles are strategy games, and they pay attention to the intelligent confrontation between players. It doesn't matter if strategy and strategy don't matter, just watch videos on the Internet, and the game's official campaign simulator series teaching is also particularly vivid and interesting, which can definitely make novice players laugh while watching, laughing and learning. Still battling NPCs? NO, come to the three battles to experience the fun of fighting with people.
3: What should my girlfriend do if she tears down my only Jia Xu?
Once watching the live broadcast of the three wars, a water friend in the live broadcast room suddenly asked the anchor, "I only have one Jia Xu, what should I do if I am demolished by my girlfriend?" Suddenly, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room became solemn. The anchor's reaction is still super fast, directly telling this water friend that there is now good news and a bad news, which do you want to hear first? Because the game of Three Battles is set with a Kong Ming lock password, most people's passwords are their birthdays, so the bad news is that your Jia Xu is indeed gone, but the good news is that your girlfriend also knows your birthday because of your password. Even if you don't play three battles because you don't have Jia Xu, then in fact, you don't lose, which means that you have health, money and time, so isn't this love coming! That's a good thing, bro.
The author has to say that the anchor of the three battles, the three views are quite positive, although I also know that Shui You will be in a very bad mood because Jia Xu was demolished, but I am still very patient to comfort him, and persuade Shui You to cherish love and not get angry with his girlfriend. It was quite normal for Ben to come here, but then the speeches of other water friends directly made the atmosphere gradually become joyful.
Some water friends directly suggested that he release the "qi" of his "girlfriend", and some water friends advised him to hand over his girlfriend to others if he was embarrassed, and even advised him not to dream, where did you get your girlfriend? Slap yourself and wake up from a dream. There is also a water friend sourly said, "I wish I had a girlfriend to tear me down", and later this live broadcast video was also uploaded and posted on the Internet, and the comment area was very lively, and sure enough, everyone who played the three battles was a talent.
epilogue
In the years that the author has played the three wars, I really did not expect that playing a game of the Three Kingdoms can be so happy, and because of playing the three wars, I have also developed a good habit of loving to watch "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and "Thirty-Six Plans", playing games is not only more handy, but also in life is also a lot of gains, but this article has limited space and can only write here.
Finally, as the lyrics of the author's opening song, just as the so-called troubled times produce heroes, the reason why the history of the Three Kingdoms is wonderful is inseparable from the emerging heroes and heroes, and the author also believes that everyone will have a dream of the Three Kingdoms in their hearts, because it is engraved in the bones of Chinese. Although we can't travel back to the Three Kingdoms era to make meritorious achievements, we can experience a different game life in the Three Kingdoms Strategy Edition.
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