Anchor Afternoon Tea 10.24: The first time I saw someone who said constipation so freshly

Anchor Lunch Tea is a newsletter column of the e-sports circle that must be changed every day on weekdays. Previously, it has been widely circulated in the circle of friends of e-sports people in the form of pictures, and every day at about 10:30 a.m., countless fanatics who love e-sports eat fritters and pancake fruits on our afternoon tea. I hope you trolls don't stingy, eggs and tomatoes and so on don't throw too much!

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◆ Circle anchor

1. Proudon tangled up and asked fans "what to do if you want to think about something for half a day and want to figure it out", and the water friend continued: "The first time I saw the constipation so fresh and vulgar." ”

2. Wuhu God, who went to the concert for the first time in his life, said that he had been singing from the beginning to the end in the audience, and the water friend joked: "With my god's status in the music world, I am not a guest?" ”

3. Xiaolong pigeoned the live broadcast and apologized to the fans for being too tired, and the water friend gladly allowed the holiday and joked: "It's over, and there is another manhole cover that will disappear inexplicably." ”

4. The mobile phone was stolen to make Sun Wukong very unhappy, and the water friend comforted and ridiculed: "As far as I think this is a paragraph made up by Brother Monkey in order not to broadcast it?" ”

5. The man posted his newly raised little hedgehog, and the meaning of pity was overflowing, and the water friend commented after reading it: "The dragon turtle came to fight the wild and was caught in the opposite direction, and he was forced to take pictures with a confused face." ”

◆ Knife circle anchor

1. The dragon god single row is not smooth, feeling that the double ridicule of teammates and opponents is very tired, and the water friend encourages and ridicules: "The great dragon god said before he died that the game of the turret is equal to the score if you don't play." ”

2. Brother Tao went with his friend to Yangcheng Lake to eat hairy crabs, and the water friend hurriedly admonished: "Brother Tao, the hairy crabs eat too much and affect the position." ”

3. Axx advertised his online store, and the water friend domineeringly asked, "How much do you have?" Post a price! I bought it! ”

4. Bullfrog lamented that "only paper towels and right hands are our most loyal friends", and the water friend continued: "There is also the left hand." ”

5. Brother Milk opened a remote class to teach Ah Chuan's girlfriend to cook, and after the water friend learned about it, he commented: "Heavenly King GaidiHu, Xie Binzhen is mighty, Pagoda Town River Demon, DogChuan Green Cloud Drifting." ”

◆ Comprehensive information

1. The young helper complained to the fans that every time weibo was refreshed, a guy came out to read the advertisement to make himself very confused, and the water friend joked: "In fact, the advertisement is targeted and filtered for users." ”

2. The unhappy snow rabbit returned home to see the suit of the Emperor of Perseverance and gave the evaluation of "a boy who is afraid of being forced to sell cuteness", and the water friend continued: "That's not okay, then you have to fight!"

3. Liu Jiji, who is about to go to Japan, asks fans: "Are there Chinese parents studying in Japan?" The water friend replied: "My lover Yuya Mikami, Cape Honda, and the long ruler is really beautiful, and I don't have to see my aunt outside."

4. Master Wang, who has been busy filming web dramas recently, lamented that "being an actor is really hard", and Shuiyou looked at the old king who wore sunglasses in a suit and said: "This is filming "God of Gamblers 3 Blind Man Draws Cards"? ”

5. Playing the arena to lose to the explosion of mentality and then the child's temper pigeon live broadcast of the board niang apologized to the fans, the water friend gladly accepted and then ridiculed: "A good chef must be an anchor, if it is not good singing, it would have been reported earlier."

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