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People with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder! I stayed in hotels for those riotous operations.

author:Brother Jian is funny

There are many strange people staying in hotels, I am one of them, I don't know if there are still people in the same way.

1. If you can stay in a hotel, don't choose a homestay.

The hotel is three points worse, after all, there are still supporting facilities that must meet the standards before they can be accepted.

The homestay is completely based on the mood transformation of the landlord, and the common problems are as follows:

The hot water is cold when washed, and after a while, it is hot with a fork, like killing pigs and pigs, scalding pig skin.

Poor sound insulation, some homestays are to divide a large room into N small rooms, you can completely knock a code word on the wall: knock, knock, knock...

Embarrassingly, the opposite side actually replied: knock knock, knock knock.

Don't choose the room type of the bedside socket, the sound will be transmitted through the jack, and you will have a sleepless night when you encounter that type of scream!

People with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder! I stayed in hotels for those riotous operations.

2. Fear of ghosts

Staying alone in a hotel, I am psychologically shadowed. It may be that when I was a child, I watched too many ghost movies, and I was always suspicious!

The operation is as follows:

You must sleep with the lights on all night long, not completely dark.

The lamp can't be too bright, too bright and dazzling, and then buy another blindfold, tofu plate into meat price, vicious circle.

The bathroom door must be closed tightly, for fear that a bunch of long black hair will fall from the bathroom roof.

At the same time, we must also pay attention to the toilet lid must be tightly covered, and be careful of large long worms drilling out...

People with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder! I stayed in hotels for those riotous operations.

3. Disinfect and sterilize the room

The first step into the room

If possible, buy two bottles of 100ml alcohol spray and spray all bedding, doorknobs, and toilet lids.

Then comes the point:

Take the kettle and boil two pots of hot water and pour it on top of the toilet ring, or 3 pots.

People with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder! I stayed in hotels for those riotous operations.

4. Toiletries are basically brought by yourself

You definitely don't need the kind of plastic slippers or woven slippers that take a bath in the hotel! (Pang stink!) )

Bath towels, towels, toothpaste toothbrushes and even napkins are all brought by you.

Be sure to wear a set of pajamas and don't sleep naked.

Many people are infected with some diseases, especially skin diseases, because they sleep naked in hotels.

People with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder! I stayed in hotels for those riotous operations.

5. Like air drying

I often like to turn on the air conditioning of the hotel to the maximum,

And then take a shower and don't care about anything,

Standing on the cusp of the wind and waves to dry naturally, it is not comfortable!

People with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder! I stayed in hotels for those riotous operations.

6. Research and research

There are always some emergency items in the hotel,

For example, sex toys and the like, such as airplane cups, jumping eggs and the like.

It doesn't matter if you buy or not, you can look at the price and understand the next market!

7. Habitually pick up small cards

The most significant difference between ordinary hotels and high-end hotels is that in addition to hardware facilities, it is the doorkeeper...

If the small card is stuffed in, it is generally not a single house, or there are only one or several floors of the hotel, the access control is not strict, and there are potential security hazards.

I still habitually pick it up to see if it's good [laughing and crying]

People with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder! I stayed in hotels for those riotous operations.

8 commune canteen, large pot rice.

Where the hotel offers breakfast,

I am absolutely rain or thin, and my mission will be achieved!

Even if it is a bowl of noodles, an egg, and two steamed buns, try and eat it, otherwise I feel a special loss [laughing and crying]!

What are your special fetishes for staying in a hotel, you can leave a message to share [cute]

People with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder! I stayed in hotels for those riotous operations.