In the old society, there was an old woman in the city, who had no financial resources, and built a large toilet on her own vacant land to facilitate the people who rushed to the shop. Store some things in your own yard and collect a little money. There are many people bustling in the city every day, especially the big market, and more people go to the toilet, and they have to go in line.
The toilets accumulated more feces, and within a few days, they would be pulled away by the vegetable farmers in the countryside.
Vegetable farmers give the old woman hundreds of pounds of grain and hundreds of pounds of vegetables every year. The old woman was satisfied.
One afternoon and a half, the vegetable farmer drove a cart to pull the manure, and by the way, he brought some green vegetables to the old woman.
At this time, a goon happened to pass by here, and pointed to the toilet and asked, "Is this enough for you to eat for a year?" ”
When the old woman heard this, she replied, "Ouch! The income is not big, because now people are like you, not shit, just fart! ”
The goon was choked by the old woman's words and left here in a gray and slippery manner.
Two: The reward of the afterlife
There was a peasant whose father had died, and there was only one old woman in the family, who had no place to live, and only had to be a servant in the rich man's family, whose father had worked for a lifetime.
One day, the rich man suddenly said to the peasants: Your father owed me a lot of money before he died, and the father's debts were repaid by the son. But this debt seems to have been paid off in your lifetime. I don't think I'll pay you back anymore. Today, you will swear an oath and say what you will repay me in your next life. Say well to reward you with ten pieces of silver, say badly, deduct your salary for one year. ”
When the peasants heard this, they were very angry, as the saying goes: "Under the roof of man, how can you not bow your head?" What people say is what it is. ”
He pondered for a while and said to the rich man, "My family owes you too much money, and I will not be able to repay your great kindness in my next life, even if I change cattle and horses!" I think about it, and the only thing in the next life is to become your father. ”
The rich man was furious: "What? You want to turn me into your son? I'll kill you. "When you're done, you're going to beat up the peasants."
The peasant hurriedly said, "Before I finish speaking, I will become your father in my next life, and I will scrape the skin of the world, search for all the jewels in the world, and be a great official. ”
When the old rich man heard this, he did not refute it, and had to endure the pain and take out ten pieces of silver.