1. Classic boss funny cold joke, go to the grocery store in the morning to buy a washbasin, choose a washbasin and ask the boss how many pieces of this basin? The boss said 5 blocks? I asked him again if he was strong? The boss didn't say a word and just took the basin and threw it on the ground! outcome... As a result, the basin shattered... I immediately turned to leave, and the boss came from behind me and said, "Can I sell you such a pot?" Take a look at this eight-piece! ”
2. Every day a smile on the network to see more cold jokes, I: Mom, why do you sweep the floor robot always revolve around me? Mom: You may not understand the idea of artificial intelligence, and it may think that you are the biggest garbage in the house. Mother: "What's wrong girl, all day long frowning?" I said, "Ugly looking, life is too hard, can't find a job and don't have a boyfriend." Mom: "Don't mess with yourself!" Look at the people's Fengjie, not much better than you, is not a good mix? ”
3. Cold jokes at the school reunion, the class reunion, everyone is full of emotions. A girl cried: "I am 24 years old this year, I am not ugly, my personality is also very good, why do I have no boyfriend, and no one chases me?" "Everyone was silent. At this time, a second commodity floated out a sentence in a humorous way: "That's because you still can't know yourself correctly."
4. Just woke up in the morning, the big weekend was going to come to a cage sleep. Daughter-in-law: Today your brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend to the house to sit as a guest, and you went out to buy some vegetables and came back to entertain at home. I thought to myself, every time my brother-in-law came to my house, he would rummag around, and then the private room would definitely have to be discovered. Me: Oh daughter-in-law, no, let's go out to eat, cooking is too much effort. Daughter-in-law: Okay, after a while you take the curtain box with you, if you think it is not enough, then take the money under the fish tank, if it is not enough..... Me: Daughter-in-law: I think it should be enough!
5. Eat hot pot at noon. My mother, as the general dispatcher, scooped up different ingredients again and again and asked: "When the bamboo is cooked, who wants it?" "Who wants the baby cabbage?" It's like hosting an auction. But we're all very reserved, pushing and shoving. Finally she got angry, "The tofu is rotten!" You eat! "The meat is old!" One piece for each person! "Why don't you drink coconut milk when you buy it?" drink! ”。。。 While shouting and drinking, we are vigorously stuffing us, and the auction will become mandatory consumption in seconds!!!
6. Almost New Year's Day, go to change a hairstyle, light brown small roll, beautiful I can't do it, take a picture to send to the boyfriend, the result is that he asked me: "Daughter-in-law, you are the same as Teddy." "You come over, and I promise not to hit you."
7. "Mom, there are activities in the evening, give me some money!" "My mother threw me 100 yuan. I picked up the money and said, "Mom, don't trample on my dignity, be polite!" Mom snorted coldly: The moment you opened your mouth to me, you had no dignity! I #%^&$%&*^
8. My son asked me to write numbers to him with a pencil on the closet door, both on the left and right sides of the cabinet door... When he was writing to the right side of the cabinet door: "Son, my mother is a little tired of writing, can I rest?" "Yes!" Just when I was happy and felt that my son really understood things, he said: "Mom, the right door is tired of writing, so you go to the left door to write!" I......
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