1. Joke Xiaoming funny cold joke, teacher: class! Xiaoming Xiaomu, why didn't the two of them come? After a while, Xiaoming Xiaomu: Report! Teacher: How did you two come? Xiao Mu: The alarm clock did not ring, I slept. Xiaoming: Dreaming that the teacher was lecturing, I didn't hold back, listened to it for a while, and then got up late. Teacher: Xiaoming comes in, Xiao Mu gets out.
2. Every day a smile on the net, and the goddess little yellow duck has known for a long time, for the old spicy and lively, let people addicted to can not extricate themselves... However, she never said what her last name was, it was very mysterious, one day she drank too much, she seriously said to me: You can't laugh Ha, in fact, my surname is Zhou... I couldn't help it and blurted out: The legendary Zhou Black Duck? Love her to take her home, come home a meal click, spicy toilet called Mom...
3. Hilarious cooking funny jokes, when my mother made dinner, I went to the kitchen and turned around, pointing to the fish with knife marks in the oil pot and sighing: What a cruel woman! Hurt it like this! The old mother sneered and said: The old lady will then pour salt on its wound!
4. Chen Dashuang is an insurance salesman, this year insurance is not easy to do, everyone is far away; one day after passing the intersection, a big mother fell, did not think, went forward to help, the big mother pulled him, asked him to take two thousand pieces before he could leave. Da Shuang didn't want to crouch on the side and talk to Big Mom for an hour about insurance, and Big Mom finally bought a copy.
5. I met a neighbor's child, and I asked him: What about your brother, is he in junior high school? Child: My brother didn't go to junior high school, he studied abroad! I didn't expect their family to be so rich that they let their children study abroad before they went to junior high school. I asked the child again: Which country did your brother go to study? Child: It's still the sixth grade of our school! Baby, this is repetition, not studying abroad!
6. Dating a sister, we face each other on the street, I saw the girl's eyes slightly closed, small mouth slightly open... I'm hesitating to kiss it... Needless to say, the girl sneezed really powerfully, quickly washed her face and went...
7. There is a walk to work in the morning, I will buy two eggs every time, eat while walking, because I have to peel the shell, so the other can only be put in the pocket of the pants. Just today, I didn't find the pocket rotten, just put it in, the egg rolled down the thigh, clicked and fell down, just by a big mother to see, the big mother pulled the throat and shouted: Boy wait a minute, your egg fell out and shattered. I could only pretend I didn't hear and hurried away.
8. Today by bus, there are more people, suddenly the driver has a sharp brake, a beautiful woman fell on me, she actually cried, had to let me be her boyfriend. I said yes, but I don't want kids for a year. She took a deep look at me and hurried out of the car.