In recent years, labels such as spoofs and ghost animals have gradually become popular, and after 2010, they have become popular by the train of rapid information development. Any message in the information age can quickly become familiar to the public, and those videos that sound like passages and ghostly animals are inevitably unforgettable and repeated, resulting in many sources of evil that we are familiar with. Some of the characters who are lost in the city can also become Internet celebrities because of the pranks on the short video APP, and gradually become the vane of our after-dinner entertainment. Let's take a look at the deeds of these ghostly and animal spiritual characters, if they land in the language textbook, what an interesting and beautiful picture it will be.
1. "Sneak Attack", prose reading, author: Ma Baoguo, the head of Hun Yuan Zhi Yi Tai Chi Chuan
Sneak Attack
Ma Baoguo, who claimed to be the head of Hun Yuan Zhi Yi Tai Chi Chuan, was in The United Kingdom in his early years, because of livelihood problems, he opened a museum in the United Kingdom to teach the ridiculous Hun Yuan Shape Yi Tai Chi Chuan, which became famous and spread throughout the British Isles. Later, when he returned to China in a folk martial arts competition, he was knocked down by the folk martial artist Mr. Wang Qingmin within 30 seconds, combined with his past deeds, so he felt it and sent it to make a "sneak attack" for posterity to use as a joke.
2. "LiSao", a certain sound of poetry reading, author: a certain sound of Long Li
"Liso"
Have you ever been brainwashed and infinitely cycled by "I am afraid of ghosts, but ghosts have not hurt me in the slightest; I am not afraid of people, but people have hurt me all over the body", yes, the person who sang this beautiful and beautiful poem is the person, he sang all night, and the water of the Miluo River trembled three times. This poem was successfully included in the "Chinese Jitter Poetry 2021 Edition", interested friends can take a look, and your brain will also tremble with it.
3. "To Ji Mei", modern jitter poem, author: Guo Beibei
"To Jimei"
Girls and girls have seen it, Teacher Guo has come to instill poisonous chicken soup, want to have a beautiful love, want to make the road of love smooth, Teacher Guo used the most simple poems, said the voice of the heart, said the chai rice oil salt and sour, sweet and bitter. Repeatedly deliberated, repeatedly reminisced, Teacher Guo's poem, there must be something funny you did not expect.
4. "The Biography of Hala Shao", a biography of the characters, by Xin Er
"The Legend of Hala Minor"
This article tells the legendary life of the famous Russian sommelier Hala Shao, this teenager loved to drink since childhood, often mixed in the Chinese rivers and lakes, and then mastered the essence of jittering through the guidance of high people, so ren dou six veins opened widely, and entered the thunder gaba bird vodka. If you want to get to know him, go sing the bird vodka thunder gaba.
5. "The Friendship of Pan Ga", a classic handed down from generation to generation, author: Pan Changjiang & Little Soldier Zhang Ga
"The Friendship of Panga"
A cup of boiled wine to see the truth, the world can no longer find such a deep friendship, the heavenly path is leisurely, the true feelings are often there, and the anecdotes of Panga, the bearer of the live broadcast, are worth learning and reminiscing. If you want to drink fake wine, come to Gazi, if you want to choose a famous teacher for your children, come to the Yangtze River. Oh mommy ah really fragrant ~
Note: For entertainment only