Once upon a time, there were two Xiucai, one surnamed Zhang and the other surnamed Li, and although the two of them were far apart, they had a close personal relationship.
This Zhang Xiucai and Li Xiucai were born on the same day in the same year, took the Xiucai exam in the same year, and got engaged and married in the same year.
Usually, Zhang Xiucai and Li Xiucai always like to take time to exchange knowledge together, talk about the past and the present, drink and chat.
One day, the two Xiucai had nothing to do and met each other, they found a tavern, drank and chatted, and when they talked about their new daughter-in-law they had just married, they were full of praise.
Zhang Xiucai said: "The daughter-in-law I just married not only has beautiful eyebrows, like a flower, but also has a gentle personality, is virtuous and kind, especially considerate and cares about people, and is a good hand in running a family." ”
Li Xiucai listened, not to be outdone, and hurriedly said: "The daughter-in-law I just married is not only beautiful and captivating, but also has a bold personality, is warm and generous, and treats people and things decently. ”
The two people were not convinced by each other, so they thought of examining each other's daughters-in-law's personalities in each other's homes, whether they were really gentle and whether they were really bold.
So, according to the agreement, Li Xiucai came to Zhang Xiucai's house and met Zhang Xiucai's daughter-in-law.
I saw that Zhang Xiucai's daughter-in-law really had beautiful eyebrows, like a flower like jade, like a flower, and Li Xiucai's eyes were straight.
Zhang Xiucai's daughter-in-law saw the guest coming, hurriedly got up and said goodbye, and asked, "Your surname?" What's the matter with coming to my house? ”
Li Xiucai said: "Exempt from your surname Li, I took the Xiucai exam in the same year as your family Zhang Xiucai, and the two of us are good friends who have known each other for many years, and today we came to visit at home." ”
Zhang Xiucai's daughter-in-law heard that an old friend was coming, and hurriedly and politely let Li Xiucai into the living room, brought a basin of warm water, let Li Xiucai wash away the dust along the way, and brought a cup of hot tea to relieve Li Xiucai's fatigue from the journey.
Seeing that Li Xiucai was covered in dust, Zhang Xiucai's daughter-in-law hurriedly thought: "This Li Xiucai came from afar, why should I find my own public clothes, let him change them, take off the dirty clothes on his body, and help him wash them." ”
Thinking of this, Zhang Xiucai's daughter-in-law stood up, quickly walked to the door of the living room, closed the door, and said: "Li Xiucai, please take off your dirty clothes first, I..."
Before Zhang Xiucai's daughter-in-law finished speaking, Li Xiucai's face turned red and said, "What are you doing in broad daylight?" ”
After that, Li Xiucai snatched the door and fled.
Besides, that Zhang Xiucai rode a donkey to Li Xiucai's house and met Li Xiucai's daughter-in-law.
I saw that this Li Xiucai's daughter-in-law was really extraordinary, and she really looked gorgeous, and she really had the beauty of the country.
When Zhang Xiucai saw it, the hara in his mouth flowed out, and he couldn't help but say: "There is such a Peugeot woman in the world, who is simply better than Xi Shi, better than Yang Yuhuan!" ”
Li Xiucai's daughter-in-law saw that someone had come to the family, and hurriedly asked loudly: "Who are you?" What are you doing in my house? ”
Hearing the question, Zhang Xiucai slowly calmed down and replied: "I am Zhang Xiucai, and I am good friends with your family Li Xiucai, and I came to visit my home today." ”
Li Xiucai's daughter-in-law said with a smile: "It turns out that you are a friend of my father-in-law!" Although Xianggong is not at home today, I will definitely treat you well at home and come to my home, just like returning to your home. ”
Zhang Xiucai said, "I have known your family Li Xiucai for many years. ”
Li Xiucai's daughter-in-law said, "It seems that you two have been old friends for many years. I am very happy to have friends from afar. Today, I will cook a few plates of good dishes for you, and there are still a few good wines at home, so let's drink two glasses. ”
Zhang Xiucai felt that it was not appropriate to drink with his friend's daughter-in-law, and hurriedly deferred: "Forget it today, I'll drink it another day when Li Xiucai is at home." ”
After speaking, Zhang Xiucai was about to get up and leave.
Seeing this, Li Xiucai's daughter-in-law hurriedly stood up, took Zhang Xiucai's hand, and said, "That's not okay!" When friends come to the house, how can there be a reason to leave without drinking and eating! ”
Zhang Xiucai saw that Li Xiucai's daughter-in-law held her hand and did not loosen it, and suddenly her face was as ashamed as a red cloth, and said: "Li Xiucai is not at home, let's go another day!" ”
After speaking, Zhang Xiucai hurriedly broke free of his hand, spread his legs and ran.
The next day, Zhang Xiucai and Li Xiucai met again, and they came to the tavern again, and chatted while drinking.
Zhang Xiucai asked: "You came to my house and met my daughter-in-law, do you feel that she is very gentle?" ”
Li Xiucai took the wine glass, took a large sip of wine, and replied: "Your daughter-in-law is very gentle, but if you can't see a man, you have to close the door and take off other people's clothes!" When I think about it now, I still blush for her! ”
Zhang Xiucai listened and said with a smile: "The daughter-in-law of the Li family sees that your clothes are too dirty, and wants you to take them off and replace them with mine, and help you wash your dirty clothes." ”
Li Xiucai said embarrassedly: "So it is!" I thought it was your daughter-in-law who took advantage of your absence, closed the door, and forced the bow with my overlord! ”
Zhang Xiucai sighed, "Where did you want to go?" You're still a showman! What an insult to Sven! ”
Li Xiucai blushed shyly and asked, "When you came to my house and saw my daughter-in-law, did you feel that she was particularly bold?" ”
Mentioning Li Xiucai's daughter-in-law, Zhang Xiucai's face turned red all of a sudden, and said: "Your daughter-in-law is very bold, but if you can't see a man, you won't let go, and you have to drink and drink with others!" When I think about it now, I'm still embarrassed! ”
Li Xiucai said with a smile: "My daughter-in-law told me all about what you said." ”
Zhang Xiucai suddenly felt confused and asked, "Your daughter-in-law did such a dishonorable thing, and she told you personally!" Aren't you afraid that she will cuckold you? ”
Li Xiucai shook his head, let out a long sigh, and said, "You think too crookedly!" My daughter-in-law is holding your hand and she wants to leave you for a meal. Drink two glasses of wine with you, she is afraid to treat you slowly, think of good wine and good food, warm hospitality to you! ”
Zhang Xiucai listened to the explanation and said embarrassedly: "It seems that I misinterpreted your daughter-in-law's meaning!" ”
Li Xiucai said with a smile: "The two of us exchanged daughters-in-law, and the daughters-in-law all passed, one is indeed very gentle, and the other is indeed very bold." ”
Zhang Xiucai continued: "None of our two teachers who took the exam could pass the test, one thought that the daughter-in-law wanted the bully to take the bow, and the other thought that the daughter-in-law wanted to cuckold. ”
Li Xiucai nodded and said: "Be frank and generous, and never use the heart of a villain to live in a gentleman's belly!" ”
Zhang Xiucai echoed, "Yes! Whether it is friends or couples, they need to be open and tolerant of each other! ”