Original title: Happy smile: When bathing in the bathhouse, I found a line of small words on the ground, and when I bent over...
The editor is from a lifelong single man: I am a buddy game fan, and my wife is discussing with him to have a second child. At first my buddy disagreed, saying it was too tired and burdensome. His wife said to him: Do you also have to practice a trumpet to play games, is it interesting to just play with a large one? Well, he actually agreed!
The editor deserved to be single for life: After many invitations from me, the goddess finally agreed to eat with me. On the day of the appointment, I was very excited, but when I took my seat, I hesitated: should I sit opposite the goddess, or next to the goddess? Just as I hesitated, the goddess looked up and said, "Sit next to me and eat." "I was so overjoyed to hear that I was about to take a seat. However, the goddess's next sentence continued: "You sit across from me, I am afraid that I will not be able to eat." ”
The editor deserves to be single all my life: I finally entered the bathhouse of the university, took a hot shower, looked at the white tiles, looked at the lines of small words written on the ground, and bent down to see clearly: Classmate, when you can see this line clearly, please be careful behind you...
Editors come from a lifelong single person who has just registered a game name. First time username kitten. Someone used it. Second cocoa. Someone used it. The third time the puppy was used. Helpless. Enter pigs and dogs are not as good. I signed up.
The editor is from a life that deserves to be single: a friend of her husband has never had a girlfriend, and his wife introduced him to one among her friends, so that his wife didn't care after they exchanged QQ numbers. After about a week, my wife asked her husband and friend what happened to the two of them? My husband and friend said that I couldn't get in touch, my wife asked what was going on, it turned out that my husband and friend said that he ran out of traffic this month, let's start contacting again next month! Deserve to be single for life!
The editor is from a life that deserves to be single: I was writing an article, and the sentimental girl in the back handed me a note and opened it: What is the heart? I was touched, so I returned: the heart, which is the human spiritual feeling, the human soul touch... A large piece of paper was scribbled all over the place. Pass it back, and you will receive a reply: I am asking the heart of the triangle, is it the intersection of three high intersections or the intersection of the angular bisector line?
The editor is from a lifelong single life: I had a male classmate who got into a relationship, and they later became yellow. I said, "Why is it yellow?" Don't you always go to her house? He said, "I go every day!" Me: "What are you doing?" Say it and listen! Him: "What else can you do?" My girlfriend watches TV, I chat with her mother, her mother is willing to chat with me, call me all day if she doesn't go! "Me: When I was in school, the Chinese teacher said that you couldn't grasp the point, and it seems that you really didn't say anything wrong!"