Original title: Happy moment: Doesn't it mean that it's sexier to have a faint scum, how do I look in the mirror more ...
Editor: Smoke fills the air: The wife likes to run long distances, but some dogs often bark at her. The husband had to follow his wife on his bicycle while she was running, holding a wooden stick in order to beat the dog. One day, a driver looked at his wife running in front and at his husband riding a bicycle with a wooden stick in his back, and couldn't help but exclaim: "This is the real abuse." ”
Editor: Doesn't it mean that it's sexier to have a faint scum, how do I feel more disgusting the more I look in the mirror, is it because the lipstick color does not match?
My wife was taken to the emergency room, I waited outside the door, and half an hour later, the doctor came out: "Sorry, we've tried our best." However, your wife left very peacefully, and did not suffer any crime. I cried out bitterly, "It's April Fool's Day, you must be lying to me, right?" The doctor suddenly laughed: "How clever!" I lied to you! It was very painful when your wife left. ”
The editor came from the smoke filling the air: That day I made porridge with my girlfriend, and I said to my girlfriend: "Are you weird? Acne has grown on the stomach and neck these days." The secret looked at me unscrupulously, and said lightly, "There is no ground on my face!" ”
Edit from the smoke in the air: today's daughter-in-law drove to the intersection, saw that the green light was about to end, and there was a car in front of her, and hurriedly persuaded: steady, slow, forget if you can't get by, let's wait. The daughter-in-law was silent, kicked the accelerator, two directions, rushed over, and then glanced at me with her eyes, and said coldly: I never bow to fate.
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