The 66 rules that movies teach us

The 66 rules that movies teach us

1. Don't do it for someone else's wife, grab it is a hero, but if you can't grab it, you may not even lose your life. - "Under the Red Cliff"

2. Don't touch the viper thing, otherwise you don't even know how to die.

- "Crazy Racing"

3. Don't dream of Cinderella, the probability of it coming true is lower than the likelihood that Chinese officials will not be corrupt. - "Dragon Play Phoenix"

4. Remember that children are still the best and easiest target customers.

- "Pleasant Goat and Gray Wolf's Bull Rush"

6. Don't punch your face and be fat, because after you finish beating yourself, others will continue to smoke you.

- "Astro Boy"

7. Learn to drive a car, a train, a plane... The more the better, but also to drive well, to use when escaping. ——《2012》

8. Make sure you get into the good habit of keeping a diary, maybe you can help a lot after a small thing you experience.

- "Slumdog Millionaire"

9. Remember the truth that everyone has more power. - "The Great Cause of The Founding of the People's Republic"

10. Be sure to pay attention to the protection of animals, especially those like cattle, which are of superior quality and not humble.

- "Bullfighting"

11. Don't oppress aliens, know how to love equally. - "District 9"

12. Do not send letters randomly, the address of this thing often changes, can not send people may add trouble to others, it is best to use express delivery, face to face delivery. - "Cape Seven"

13. Don't believe pol.ice, take off the police uniform one by one is a hooligan, not better than hooligans hooligans.

- "Empire of Money"

14. Do not handle the marriage of your children, otherwise there will be endless troubles. - "Silver Empire"

15. Remember to engage in art to be dedicated, those who play fake singing themselves immediately go home and slap their own mouths. - "Michael Jackson: That's It"

16. Don't mess around with retro style, play well called fashionable, play bad call nerves. - "Thorn Tomb"

17. Remember that written language is a major invention of effective human communication, and modern society also specializes in body language, and others will suspect that your head is kicked by a donkey. - "Storm 2"

18. Don't play women dressed as men, especially those with such big eyes, a look is to pretend to be a man.

- "Mulan"

19. Don't mess into the stock market, as a retail investor, your end is to let the behind-the-scenes bookmakers fiddle.

- "** Storm"

20. Don't play **, it's very dangerous. - "The Shinjuku Incident"

21. Don't forget the history. - "Nanjing! nanking! 》

22. Be sure to control your hormones as much as possible. - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

23. Don't be afraid of the barbaric demolition office, there will be a road before the car reaches the mountain, he will not let me live on the ground, Lao Tzu will go to heaven! - "Flying House Tour"

24. Beware of people with withdrawn personalities, who tend to be very destructive.

- Wolverine

25. Don't underestimate the Communicatist party members, of course, the party members here do not include the current counterfeit and shoddy products. - "The Sound of the Wind"

26. Don't take fairy tales as life, life is still paying attention to down-to-earth, not three days of wind and two days of waves. - "Very Perfect"

27. We must have a good relationship with our children, but also to control the distance, father-daughter love and mother-child love have a great upward trend. - "Return to 17"

28. Don't compare yourself with people, remember that people are better than people, and people are angry. - "Marriage Wars"

29. Don't be stupid and sell your life to others, others are watching the hilarity, and you are playing with life.

- "The October Siege"

30. Remember that only the national is the world, and the two people are national art, which is absolutely shameful, but it is a little shameful to put the two people in the Great Hall of the People and perform them, and the meat strips and scolding the street are a bit shameful.

- "The Surprise of the Three Guns shooting"

31. Don't play love triangles less, let alone love triangles between different races.

- Twilight: New Moon

32. Remember that the nail household must be united, a nail as a weapon hurts him at best, if he is full of nails, the developer and his dog will not be far from death. - Avatar

33. Don't wear strange clothes, even if you wear them in the order of sweater pants, then autumn pants, and then neiku from the inside out, you will not become superman. - "Watchmen"

34. Never fall in love with a machine. - "Cyborg"

35. Don't rob the bank, if you really want to grab, first see if you have a depp looking handsome; if you don't look handsome, then pol.ice will beat you to death. - "Enemy of the Public"

36. Don't underestimate a woman's ability to destroy a man, there is always a loser woman behind a fallen man. - "Confessions of a Shopaholic"

37. Don't play less office romance, once something goes wrong, it will be difficult to end.

- "500 Days with Summer"

38. Don't take the subway often, there will be an accident one day, and a big thing will happen as soon as it comes out.

- "Metro Horror"

39. Don't go out and fight, it is not clear that one day your money will fall into the pocket of the ghost.

- "Midnight Taxi"

40. Beware of beautiful women, but from a distance and not blasphemous, because the more beautiful the woman, the greater the danger. - "Jennifer's Flesh"

41. Don't adopt other people's children indiscriminately, you still have to give birth to children to be insured. - "The Orphan"

42. Do not discriminate against people with physical defects, but know how to care. - "The Murderer"

43. Be careful about cloning, because one day you come home and find a hundred of you making out with your own woman. - "The Moon"

44. Don't think that the bank is the most kind, help you save the money to pay you interest, the culprit of many tragedies is the bank, including our high house prices. - "Transnational Banks"

45. Remember to use less mobile phones, this thing is a word difference is grenades.

- "Deadly Cell Phone"

46. Don't find the opposite sex with too large an age gap to marry, it must be disharmonious after marriage.

- "Anything Goes"

47. Don't let a woman's body capture you, waiting for you to be a tragedy that you can't imagine.

- "The Antichrist"

48. Always remember to respect your child's imagination as this can make your life full of energy.

- "Beast Home"

49. Do not doubt the possibility of time travel, the world itself can not stand up to scrutiny, in short, everything is possible. - "Top Questions about Time Travel"

50. Don't toss the common people to death, they are really going to die, the people will die with the power. - "My Tang Dynasty Brothers"

51. Don't travel to a deserted island, even if it's crowded. - "Friday 13th"

52. Don't underestimate your potential, as long as you work hard, any difficulty is not a difficulty.

- "Success in Man"

53. Don't go to a construction site, it's too dangerous. - Transformers 2

54. Remember that a brother's woman cannot touch, even if it is a sibling, and the clothes cannot be mixed.

- "Brothers"

55. Don't take lying as a habit, although it is impossible for this world to be free of lies, but please try to tell some white lies, and do not always tell vicious lies. - "The Birth of a Lie"

56. Don't catch up with the fashion, remember that the fashion is always built on the banknote.

- "Fashion Pioneer Chanel"

57. Don't go to the beach for a vacation, the sea is sometimes beautiful, but it is fatal to start a temper. - "Haeundae"

58. Don't think that you have a big life and can't die, if God wants you to die, you can shock yourself to death with a fart. - "Death Is Coming 4"

59. Don't be narcissistic, narcissism is equal to chronic suicide. - "Dowling Gray"

60. Don't expect someone to raise a child for you, you still have to support yourself when you have a child.

- "Relocating for the Son"

61. Don't engage with prostitutes, let alone fall in love. - "Shelley"

62. Don't discriminate against the low-minded child, maybe he will achieve great things in the future that you can't think of.

- "Weakness"

63. Be sure to believe that illness comes from the mouth, that what you eat looks bright, but it is actually disgusting.

- "Food Company"

64. Don't think you can play marriage as a child when you're young. - "Fake Marriage"

65. Don't underestimate the aggressive power of women, now women have begun to transition to hardliners, ** we must be careful. - "Battle Invincible"

66. Don't think that movies are all nonsense, savor it, there are many truths that can be used in life.