Novel: On the cross-talk stage, the guy's partner suddenly said three times in a row that I am your father, frightening the audience

"Next, please enjoy the cross-talk "Theory of Rules", performers Zhang Yunting and Sun Yue!"

Under the warm introduction of the host, Zhang Yunting and Sun Yue took the stage again and came to the microphone.

"Good!!"

……

This time, the audience's reaction was obviously much warmer than when they first appeared before!

"As the saying goes!"

Zhang Yunting raised his fingers to the sky and was personable.

"What did you say?"

Sun Yue asked in a deep voice.

"No rules, no squares."

Zhang Yunting said: "In our lives, from maintaining a rule-of-law society to personal codes of conduct, all of them are inseparable from the rules, right?" ”

"That's true."

Sun Yue replied, "All aspects of this are indeed inseparable from the rules." ”

"For our cross-talk actors, there is a saying that there is no size on the stage, and there are rules under the stage."

Zhang Yunting continued.

"Yes."

Sun Yue nodded.

"For example, the two of us, in fact, Sun Yue and I, we should not actually call each other brothers."

Zhang Yunting patted Sun Yue's shoulder and said to the audience: "According to the generations of the cross-talk industry, Sun Yue is actually the same generation as my master and Uncle Qian'er, according to the reason, I should call him a master uncle." ”

"Yes, that's right here."

Sun Yue spoke up in response.

"I have a lot of respect for Teacher Sun Yue on weekdays."

Zhang Yunting suddenly turned sharply and said, "But when you are on stage, for the sake of the program effect, in order to make all of you on the stage happy from the bottom of the stage, there are many times, we on the stage, we also have to hold the actor to do some smashing." ”

"Whew! The nature of our work in this profession is like this, and I am used to it. ”

Sun Yue waved his hand, looking like he didn't care.

"For example, now, I tell Teacher Sun, I am your father, I am your father, I am your father."

Zhang Yunting looked at Sun Yue and suddenly said three times in a row, "I am your father."

"Hey! I can't kill you and me..."

Sun Yue snorted angrily and was just about to raise his hand.

But Zhang Yunting smiled contemptuously and said, "Cough! You see where this is? ”

"Oh... This is on stage. ”

Sun Yue looked down and looked around, suddenly realizing.

"Hey! That's right! ”

Zhang Yunting said: "There is no size on the stage, that is, no matter how you joke on the stage, you can't be angry, you can't be anxious." ”

"That's true."

Sun Yue patted Zhang Yunting's shoulder, and then said word by word: "But your boy will always have a time to step down later, right?" Hum! When the time comes you wait for me, you see how I fix you! ”

Hearing that Sun Yue could no longer be said to be a threat, it was simply a threat, Zhang Yunting was suddenly confused on the stage.

"Hahahaha..."

The audience under the stage is now more familiar with Zhang Yunting, and one by one they are all watching the hilarity and not too big a deal, and immediately laughed and coaxed up below.

"I'll get someone to bring my rolls!"

Zhang Yunting smiled and said, "I'll sleep on the stage today!" ”

"Well, back to the point, we cross-talk actors, there are really a lot of rules that are exclusive to our industry."

Zhang Yunting smiled and waved his hand, and then said, "For example, three years of learning art, two years of effectiveness." ”

"Yes, this means that in the three years of learning art, I ate at the master's house, lived in the master's house, and learned the art behind the master, and the master did not charge a penny."

Sun Yue said next to him: "Two years of service, that is to say, after learning the art and being able to become a teacher, all the money earned by the apprentice outside in the first two years must be honored to the master." ”

"That's right!"

Zhang Yunting nodded and said, "We all came here like this when we were young, like me, I grew up in my master Guo Tianbao's family, and after so many years of eating and drinking in my master's house, all of them were taken care of by the master's wife, and I never received a penny like me." ”

"So, just a few days, someone also posted the so-called invoice for the master's tuition on the Internet, alas, this is simply ridiculous!"

Zhang Yunting sneered and said, "Who I am talking about and what I am talking about, everyone understands it." ”

"Oh!"

The audience below deliberately pulled up the long tone, as if they had suddenly realized.

Who is the person Zhang Yunting mocked, this is obviously too obvious to be obvious, almost directly take out Cao Yunlin's ID card and read it!

"There are three more festivals and two birthdays."

Sun Yue said.

"Yes, the so-called three festivals are the Dragon Boat Festival in May, the Mid-Autumn Festival in August, and the Spring Festival."

Zhang Yunting began to explain: "Two birthdays refer to the birthday of the master and the birthday of the master's mother. ”

Sun Yue said, "On these important days, in order to fulfill filial piety, the disciple must personally go to the door and give the master and his wife a birthday celebration." ”

"I ask you, Teacher Sun, in addition to these, there are many rules in the film and television dramas we usually watch on TV, have you noticed?"

Zhang Yunting turned sharply and asked Sun Yue.

"Oh? In the TV series, there are still rules? ”

Sun Yue raised an eyebrow and deliberately pretended not to know.

"Let's give you an example."

Zhang Yunting said: "For example, this male protagonist is going to go out of the far door, and when he leaves, the female protagonist will come to send him." ”

"Well, this is a send-off!"

Sun Yue nodded and said, "What can be wrong with this?" ”

"As long as this male protagonist tells the female protagonist before leaving, dear you wait for me, I will marry you when I come back."

Zhang Yunting clapped his hands and said with an affirmative face: "As long as he said this line, this man will be allowed to die outside!" ”

"Oh! Having said this, this male protagonist will definitely not come back? ”

Sun Yue scratched his head.

"Think for yourself! Think about it. ”

Zhang Yunting skimmed his lips.

"Hey! Don't say, it seems that there really is such a thing. ”

Sun Yue patted himself on the head and nodded.

"In addition to this, there is also!"

Zhang Yunting smiled and said, "If you think about it again, like that kind of gunfight movie, martial arts movie and other TV series, as long as the protagonist's friend is seriously injured, he can obviously speak before, but as long as the protagonist asks him who the murderer is, then this person will die in the next second!" ”

"Really fake?"

Sun Yue opened his mouth in disbelief.

"Of course it's true!"

Zhang Yunting said, "If you don't believe it, let's do a performance." ”

After saying that, he directly softened his body and fell backwards into Sun Yue's arms.

"I'll drop a bitch!"

Sun Yue held Zhang Yunting's body and said, "You came so suddenly, I almost didn't catch you!" ”

"I, I, I... I'm afraid I'm going to die..."

Zhang Yunting's performance was like a gossamer, and his speech became intermittent.

"Cloud Thunder! Tell me, who hurt you like this? ”

Sun Yue cooperatively shook Zhang Yunting's body and asked urgently, "Tell me who the murderer is, brother I want to avenge you!" ”

"Murderer, murderer... The murderer is..."

Zhang Yunting squeezed a few words out of his mouth, but just when he said the name of the most critical murderer, he twisted his neck and lost his breath.

"See no, it's dead."

Zhang Yunting straightened up and said to Sun Yue.

"Hahahahaha..."

Watching this pair of living treasures on the stage perform hard here, the audience under the stage was also very popular.

"Hey! You say, what if we break this rule? ”

Sun Yue patted Zhang Yunting and said, "When you go to the murderer's name, you don't die, you say the murderer's name, I will follow up to avenge you, let's shoot some martial arts shots, how good!" ”

"No!"

Zhang Yunting shook his head and refused.

"Just try it!"

Sun Yue said, "In case the effect is not bad!" ”

"Well, I'll listen to you once."

After Zhang Yunting finished speaking, he immediately softened his body and fell directly into Sun Yue's arms.

"I said why did you suddenly say that you fell down?"

Sun Yue hurriedly hugged Zhang Yunting and opened his mouth without anger.

"I, I, I... I can't. ”

Zhang Yunting trembled and held out his hand, stuttering, everything was the same as before.

"Tell me who the murderer really is!"

Sun Yue shook Zhang Yunting's body and asked urgently.

"Yes, yes, it is Cao Yunlin, He Yunlei, they..."

Although Zhang Yunting behaved incomparably weak, his mouth was not spared at all, and he immediately began to take Cao Yunlin out and step on them.

The audience immediately laughed when they saw the situation.

Zhang Yunting just lay directly in Sun Yue's arms, the two big masters hugged each other like this, and the scene was really gay in gay.

"Boom!!"

However, before Zhang Yunting and Sun Yue could continue to perform, the lights in the Guangde Lou Theater were suddenly all extinguished out of thin air, even the light chasing on the stage, including the electronic screen behind the actors, was actually not lit at this moment!

Suddenly, the entire Guangde Lou Theater was completely plunged into darkness...