What is the "hit worker"?
A "Good Morning, Hit the Worker" by the small editor of CCTV has made this character brush the screen of major social software in recent days, and the stars are also playing with the terrier tirelessly: not only Ren Min and Xing Fei call themselves "hit workers", but even Zhu Yin, Zhang Jin, and Hou Peichen are playing this meme.
However, compared to the stars holding the script, wrapped in cotton clothes, or funny on the set, or beautiful selfies —
Huang Zihua, the male god who has been sealed and retired for two years, is particularly nostalgic, for no other reason: he has long seen through the various truths about the workplace!
"Huang Zihua's workplace wisdom", "Huang Zihua teaches you to kill the workplace PUA", "Huang Zihua told you the rules of the workplace", although people are not in the jianghu, the jianghu still circulates his golden sentences, and the words are pearls.
For example, what if you want to quit your job every day and feel that the job is not worthy of you?
Silently recite this sentence of the "Workplace Heart Sutra" that he taught Cai Shaofen in "Dong Du Detective": "The boss gives you a salary, half of which is to give you a job, and the other half is to give you anger." ”
Another example is - the leader asks you to work overtime, but you don't want to work overtime?
Together with Huang Zihua, he shouted his "overtime slogan" in "Male and Female Love": "The most important thing is to work overtime every day, and life is meaningful."
Another example is - what if you encounter a task item that you can't figure out but don't want to mess up and get fired?
Put away the "four magic weapons of 'dressing' the office to save your life" sent by Huang Zihua in "Absolute Shangjiao" - "hea do (write casually)", "fake duo (casually think)", "false response (pretend to respond), "make a smile".
Another example - what if you encounter setbacks at work and your emotions fall into anxiety?
Then we must keep in mind Huang Zihua's "perfect way to relieve anxiety"! Nine words: "Eat!" Breaking the law? I want to karma? ”
"Translated" into Mandarin is: "Mixed mouth rice!" Am I breaking the law? You think I'm willing? ”
Another example - in the face of the layman's guidance of the insider's party A and other strange requirements such as "colorful black", how to do not get angry, not crazy, not to collapse?
Yang Meng'en in the "Talk Show Conference", supported such a trick: "In my heart, Party A has always been a grandson, you imagine, only the grandson will make so many unreasonable demands to the grandfather."
And Huang Zihua has long taught everyone a trick of "not to resist the mouth, right, right, sell meng Dafa."
"For the boss who gives opinions indiscriminately, you must not resist, say yes, yes, and then do it according to your own method, and when you are done, look at your boss and ask him: Is it better?"
It is no wonder that when the "hit worker" brushed the screen, some netizens said: "What about the hit worker, Huang Zihua has long spoken out for us" "As a migrant worker, many times I can only use Huang Zihua's words to give some self-comfort."
Born on September 5, 1960, Huang Zihua celebrated his 60th birthday last month, and he is the same age as Zhou Xingchi and the Four Heavenly Kings, and his weight in the hearts of fans is no less than that of any other Heavenly King.
"Zihua God" is a male god who was voted by the Xiangjiang otaku and is one of the stars in all of China who know the "way of speaking", of course, not only because he is the "ancestor of Dong Du Laugh".
Like Bruce Lee, Huang studied philosophy and received a bachelor's degree in philosophy at the University of Alberta, Canada.
His Dong Du laugh performance has long gone beyond the scope of "jokes", in addition to the language of humor, but also full of rigorous logic, speculative art, so he is called "Xiangjiang Jiang Grady".
He does not play regional discrimination, does not ridicule the disabled, and does not serve the satisfaction of the next three ways;
His discerning eyes can not only see through the "truth of the workplace", but also have an insightful and wonderful view of everything;
He talked about the difference between men and women: "Men ask women to be fresh, and women ask men to keep fresh";
He talked about the difference between marriage inside and outside the siege: "If you don't get married, no one cares, it's called desolation; when you get married, no one cares, it's called freedom";
He talked about the "unspoken rules of borrowing money" between friends: "I have friends of 50 to 50,000 yuan, when a friend of 50 yuan asks me to borrow 60 yuan, this is too much, stepping over the boundary, I feel a little bit of hooking the second sister-in-law feeling";
He said "the truth about makeup": "Makeup is that you remove makeup, I still recognize you; you remove makeup, I don't recognize you, this is called disguise";
Dao Dao still remembers that he watched a "Dong Du Laugh" performance by Huang Zihua that year, he did not sing, did not dance, did not invite guests, there was only one person, but "just two hands and a tongue can make people happy"!
If you have not seen Huang Zihua's Dong Du smile, it may be difficult to understand: language can reach the soul of the audience, not only resonate with the soul, but also let the audience get a sense of satisfaction that is not inferior to watching a concert, which is worthy of you.
PS: Don't think about it, the above sentence is just a line of Huang Zihua in "Male and Female Love".
Huang Biyun described Huang Zihua as "a cruel joke actor." ”
Huang Zihua said to himself: "In this world, I don't want to deduce whether it is cruel or happy, but at the same time, it is absurd. ”
"Absurd" is a very important word for Huang Zihua, who once said when he retired: "One day I no longer feel that the world is absurd, and I will not continue." ”
From the "History of Flesh and Blood in the Entertainment Industry" in 1990 to the last "Golden Basin Mouth" in 2018, 17 "Dong Du Laughs" in 28 years, looking back at Huang Zihua's career, can also be summarized in eight words: all the way to the accident, often absurd.
The "Dong Du Smile" that made him a god was originally a gift from fate after a "desperate encounter".
In 1984, Huang Zihua, who dreamed of being an actor, joined the wireless screenwriting training class (because the artist training class was cancelled that year), and then joined the Hong Kong Repertory Theatre and commercial radio. He wanted to act, determined to start from the grassroots, worked as a production assistant, a data collector, a radio anchor... I wanted to be an actor, but I never got in.
"The entertainment industry is not suitable for people like us with mediocre postures to play", his ideal is to become a "character actor", but because his appearance is not outstanding, he has been poured cold water.
Every great comedian seems to have a sad past and a sensitive and fragile soul.
Although he is a "joke actor", Huang Zihua is a 100% pessimist, when the low tide, at the same time encountered the double "can not ask for" feelings and ideals, he once suffered from depression, suicidal thoughts.
In 1990, Huang Zihua decided to quit the entertainment industry and bid farewell with a show of spitting on the entertainment industry, which was his first "Dong Du Laugh" "History of Flesh and Blood in the Entertainment Industry".
I didn't expect it to be a hit! "History of Flesh and Blood in the Entertainment Industry" has been performed for a month, and he has also given up the idea of quitting.
Each of his laughing performances is like a complexly conceived work of art, interlocking with each "bridge" (duanzi, 哏) carefully designed.
The whole performance took more than nine months to conceive, and the manuscript was hundreds of pages long, so each creative process was painful, so painful that he wanted to say every time: "This is the last time".
Although the feeling of "forcing me to death" made him feel embarrassed, this is how he performed, and he felt "really enjoyable".
He commented on Lin Haifeng's performance, envious of the other party's eternal so easy to get the audience's approval, and himself, like in the ring, used eighteen martial arts, every time feel delicious.
In fact, Huang Zihua for acting, as fordew Dong Du laughed, "forced himself", put himself in danger, when playing the last emperor Puyi of "Very Citizen", not only lost 15 kilograms, but also went too deep into the play, once collapsed, depression almost recurred.
After Huang Zihua became the "first person to laugh at Xiangjiang Dongdu", the second absurd thing came: in 1995, he found Zhang Daming to cooperate, which led Zhang Daming to also explode, but the media began to write: "Zhang Daming is the king of the new generation of Dong Du laughs, Huang Zihua is not good..."
In 1997, TVB found Zhang Daming to star in "Song Shijie", but Huang Zihua played a treacherous role in the play to foil Zhang Daming, which made him very unhappy.
Talking about this period of being stepped on, Huang Zihua said: "At that time, everyone thought I was finished, so I only had two ways, either I really finished playing or doing another play to tell everyone that I was not finished." ”
With the outstanding performances in the two TV series "Song Shijie 1 and 2", TVB found Huang Zihua and Zheng Yuling in 2000 to shoot a sitcom with a rating of 50 points and still cannot be surpassed - "Male and Female Love".
Douban has a rating of 9.1, and I revisit tvb episodes every year.
However, the absurd thing is that although "Male and Female Love" has such a high rating, Huang Zihua is almost the candidate with the highest voice of the wireless "Emperor of Vision" that year, but he lost to Ouyang Zhenhua, and Zheng Yuling got the "Queen of Vision" with "Male and Female Love"!
Later, when Huang Zihua finally won the "Emperor of Vision" with "My Sheng Lady", he did not come to the scene but Zheng Yuling received the award for him, which is also a good story.
Another "ridiculous" thing in Huang Zihua's career is that he has been making movies since 1992, earlier than making TV series.
The tv circle's affirmation of his acting skills is "late but late", but the failure of the film circle has always been a pain in his heart that has been difficult to dissolve for many years.
Above: The movie "Dumb Guy Bai Shou" with old friend Liu Qingyun
The actress huang Zihua has cooperated with the most is Roland, and the most filmed film genre is ghost films, and the most recent time since the Academy Awards is that he was nominated for "Best Supporting Actor" for the ghost film "February 30".
He once worked as a director to shoot a movie "A Mosquito Chicken Bodyguard", which was a fiasco at the box office and word of mouth, and he laughed at himself: "I know that I am going to die in my own hands." ”
Compared with his often full and hard-to-find Dong Du laugh, his film box office and word of mouth are really unpredictable.
In 2018, Huang Zihua and She Shiman starred in the movie "Agent Dong Du", which won the box office championship of the Xiangjiang New Year file that year, but only got a failing score of 5.3 in Douban.
As for his self-written and self-directed "Grandmaster of the Qi Dynasty" in 2020, Douban also has only 4.6 points, and some true love fans complained: "This is a movie that tests how much you love Zihua God."
More fans sighed: "A person who has stood on the stage for 30 years has said a thousand words, making the guests look up and laugh, and they don't understand the language of the movie!" When you pretend to be true, you are false. ”
Unconsciously, Huang Zihua has been sealed and retired for 2 years!
People can only relive his past laughs, film and television dramas, and smack his golden sentences and taste his philosophies over and over again.
In my opinion, this world is still sometimes absurd, sometimes charming, and sometimes puzzling, but without Huang Zihua's world, there is still one thing missing, called: interesting.
Today's main writer: A knife.
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