Married six times and abolished his wife four times, the current King Maha of Thailand is a famous playboy.
But he did more absurd things.
Make a pet dog a marshal, and let his queen half L upper body to celebrate the dog's birthday.
Broke the century-old "monogamous" system in Thailand and made Shi Nina a noble concubine.
At the height of the epidemic in Thailand, Maha ran away several times with his family.
Maha acted recklessly only because in Thailand, the king has supreme power.
The most absurd crown prince
Thailand's previous king, Bhumibol, reigned for 70 years and did many great things to benefit the country and the people, which created a great situation in Thailand.
Emotionally, the old king took only one wife and loved one person all his life.
But his only son, Maha Vajiralongkorn, went the other way around.
He has not made much achievements in government affairs, and his biggest hobby in life is to marry a wife.
In fact, when Maha was young, he was also very capable, after all, he was the only heir to the throne.
Maha studied in the United Kingdom and Australia for air force training, during which time Maha not only learned to fly fighter jets, but also obtained licenses for helicopters and jet aircraft.
After returning to China, Maha served as a lieutenant in the army and accumulated a lot of prestige with his professional military skills.
However, with his appointment as crown prince, everything changed.
In order to consolidate his position as crown prince, under the arrangement of his mother Queen Sirikit, Maha married his cousin Songsawali at the age of 25.
Songsavalli is a close friend of the "Yukhon family", the niece of Queen Sirikit, and when she married Songsavali, Maha gained the support of the Yukhon family.
After marriage, Songsavali conscientiously fulfilled her obligations as a princess and often attended public welfare activities, which was deeply loved by the people.
But Maha didn't like the cousin, marrying her only for her own status.
The two were married for three years, and Songsavali bore him a daughter.
Meanwhile, Maha is not idle outside, and he is fighting with an actress.
Finally, in 1991, Maha announced the dissolution of her marriage with Songshavali and married actress Yuwa Hida.
Compared with Songsavali, who came from a famous family, Yuwa Hida is just the daughter of an ordinary family.
She thought she had flown up the branch to become a phoenix, but she forgot that Mahaben was an amorous person.
Let your princess celebrate the dog's birthday
When Songshavali gave birth to her daughter, Yuwa Hida also had a trump card in her belly.
A few months later, Yuwa Hida gave birth to Maha's first son.
Yuwa Hida knew that she had no power to give her mother's family, so she desperately gave birth to a child for Maha.
In just 8 years and ten years, Yuwa Hida gave birth to four sons and a daughter for Maha.
She also married into the royal family as she wished, and was known as the "most beautiful crown princess", but this happy life lasted only two years.
In 1995, Maha expelled Yuwahida from the country on the grounds that the princess had empathized with the air marshal, leaving only their daughters with him.
It's just that the air marshal is an old man over the age of huajia, and Yuwa Hida will let the princess live, but to like an old man with huajia? The reason for this is unknown.
After the abolition of the two princesses, Maha was not idle, because he still had a pending woman by his side, and she was Maha's third princess, Sirami.
Sirami is a dancer, so she can only accompany Maha as a maid.
It wasn't until 2015 that Sirami gave birth to Prince Tibanggong, and his mother was named crown princess by virtue of her son.
A dancer turned out to be a crown princess? This exploded in Thailand in an instant, but it was useless for the people to oppose it, who let the royal family have an absolute right to speak.
Sirami was given the title of royal and her entire family became nobles.
The so-called one-man chicken dog ascended to heaven, and Sirami's family was also arranged to work in the royal family.
But then problems arose, her family held the title of royal family and engaged in all kinds of corruption, which obviously moved the royal cake, but Sirami's family still did not know how to relent.
At the same time, an even bigger scandal broke out on Sirami, with a video of the Thai royal family lining up inside.
Princess Sirami, who was half-clothed, knelt on the ground to celebrate the birthday of Maha's pet dog, and shared cakes with the dog, and he Maha watched all this with a smile.
This dog has quite a status in the royal family, because Maha likes it so much that he even made him a marshal, and it is no wonder that Sirami is a princess and also wants to please a dog.
Several crimes were punished together, and Sirami was stripped of the title of princess and sent to the temple to become a nun.
Sirami stayed with the Green Lantern Buddha in the temple for 7 years, and was not taken back to the palace until last year.
And the biggest reason why he was released was to appease the soon-to-be-adult Prince Tibanggong.
As for whether Sirami can regain his favor, it depends on Maha's mood, after all, behind her, Maha likes two women in one breath.
In 2016, the 88-year-old King Bhumibol died, and Maha became the next king of Thailand.
3 years later, Maha officially ascended the throne and married again at the same time, as everyone knows, the Thai royal family's version of "The Legend of Zhen Huan" has just been staged.
Break monogamy
Counting these concubines of King Maha, very few have good results, except for Suthida.
Suthida was Maha's fourth wife and the only woman to hold the title of "queen."
It can only be said that Suthida appeared at a very clever time, and when she met Maha, she was only a flight attendant for Thai Airways International.
Maha took a fancy to Suthida at first glance, so he transferred her to the Royal Guard, promoted her to the rank of female general, a status comparable to that of the prime minister of Thailand, and finally became the queen of Thailand.
Suthida went from an ordinary flight attendant to the position of queen and completed the counterattack in life, and the only thing that did not go well was the appearance of another woman.
It turned out that when Maha and Suthida you and me, they still had a hot fight with Shi Nina, who was more than 30 years younger than herself.
One gentle as water, the other full of youth, Maha really couldn't choose between them, so he made a ridiculous move that shocked the whole of Thailand.
Three months after naming Suthida as queen, Maha declared Nashinina a "noble concubine",
Maha directly abolished Thailand's century-old "monogamy", which caused the anger of the Thai people, but who made him the king of Thailand, no one can influence his decision now.
Who knew that less than three months later, Maha ordered the noble concubine Srinina to be imprisoned.
Shi Nina, who originally needed to be imprisoned for more than ten years, was released in less than a year, and she was even more honored than before.
However, since this year, Shi Nina has "disappeared" again, and has not appeared in royal official business for a long time, I don't know whether she hid out to give birth, or was banned again.
Emotionally colorful, but in terms of political achievements, Maha really has nothing to offer.
Soon after ascending the throne, the world began to break out of the new crown pneumonia, Thailand is a country dominated by tourism.
Thailand's tourism industry has been hit hard by the pandemic, and while the Thai government is struggling with it, King Maha is at ease abroad.
He packed up his softness, took more than 20 pet concubines, and ran to Europe for a vacation, the epidemic was capricious, and Maha also ran away many times.
At a time when the country's economy was tight, Maha squandered and planned for his 70th birthday.
In just 40 years, Maha married five times and abolished his wife four times, and all day long he only knew that he was greedy for pleasure, and did not know how far the Thai royal family could go in his hands.
The only person around Maha who is qualified to inherit the throne is his youngest son, Ti Banggong.
However, this child looks somewhat mentally disabled, which is why Sirami made a comeback.
Now that the farce of the Thai royal family is far from over, I don't know what will happen next.