#Summer Wars #Happy Moment:
1, the cat was forced by the **** to sit on the stage in the fox opened the night incense salon, one day the mouse came to the hair salon to roll call to wrap the cat for the night, the cat swore to die, the mouse angrily said: When the chase Lao Tzu chased to death and lived, now sent to the door is still fake!
2, the doctor asked the patient how the fracture, the patient said, I think there is sand in the shoes, just hold the pole to shake the shoes, ** there is a bastard passed there thought I was electrocuted, he picked up the stick and gave me two sticks!
3, a person to work always fart, colleagues can not help but say: can you not make a sound? Then I saw him sitting there shaking. When a colleague asked him what he was doing, he replied: I've turned it into a vibration now!
4, someone riding a bicycle, smelling passers-by roaring: go, go, go... I thought I would sing too: Oh Lai Oh... The voice did not fall into the ditch, and the passerby scolded: "! Tell you ditch ditch also ride! Fall to the death.
5, one morning, the man just walked to the door of the community, greeted by a beautiful woman, said to him: "Be careful! The man replied ecstatically, "Little baby! Beauty said urgently, "Be careful with the rod! Beware of the rod! The man cheerfully replied, "Little baby! Baby! At this time, only to hear a bang, the parking pole of the community fell, smashing the man's head out of the blood. Beauty scornfully said, "Let you be careful with the pole, be careful with the pole, you don't listen." What nonsense, deserved! ”
6, a couple fishing in the river, the lady always quarreled, a moment the fish was hooked, the lady said: This fish is really pitiful. The husband said: Yes, as long as you shut up, won't you be fine?
7. The nature teacher asks, "Why is a person's body cold after death?" No one answered. The teacher asked again, "Doesn't anyone know?" At this time, someone in the back of the classroom said, "That's because the mind is quiet and naturally cool."
8. Xiao Guang is a diligent and studious student who uses his part-time winter vacation to earn tuition. During the day, he cut meat for the butcher and went to the hospital for internship at night. One night, an old woman was about to undergo surgery due to an emergency department, and Xiaoguang pushed her into the operating room. The old woman shouted in panic, "Oh my God! You're the pig killer, where are you going to push me!"
9, a person first got on the plane and wanted to vomit, the flight attendant took an empty bag, and when it was almost full, she went to take the bag, and instructed "don't vomit", when she came back, she saw it everywhere, asked the reason, and replied: "I saw that it was almost full, and drank a mouthful, and everyone around me vomited..."
10. One day Lao Wang went into the city to hang out, suddenly felt a little urgent, looking for half a day did not see a public toilet, really can't hold back had to find an alley to try to solve it on the spot, but did not have to pee out, came to the two city management, said: This adult why do you still defecate on the ground? Do you have any public morality? Fine 50. Lao Wang thought, 50 yuan, enough for me to eat for a month, how can I give ah?? In a hurry, Lao Wang said: Who defecated on the ground? I took out my own things to see if it was a crime
