A naked man curled up in a pile of paper skins to sleep, and the shopkeeper, thinking it was a beggar from somewhere, stabbed him with a broomstick.
When the man himself got up, took a closer look, and was surprised, wasn't this man Laughing Brother Xie Tianhua?
The boss got up early in the morning to open the shop, as usual, ready to sort out the cartons, but found that there was an unknown object curled up inside, waiting for the man to come out, did not expect to meet the big star!
Xie Tianhua quickly took the cardboard box next to him to cover the key parts, and then, pulling the boss into it, whispered a warning: "Don't make a sound, people know that I look like this and throw people to death!" ”
Seeing the boss nodding, Xie Tianhua let him go.
The owner hurried into the house to find some clean clothes, and then brought a bowl of beef noodles.
Seeing Xie Tianhua gobbling up, as if he hadn't eaten in eight hundred years, he couldn't help but ask the question that he had been wondering for a long time: "How did you come up with this picture, you were robbed?" ”
Xie Tianhua only cared about eating noodles and didn't have the heart to think about other things.
The boss touched his chin, shook his head, and said, "No, it's impossible for the robbers to rob all the clothes on your body, right?" ”
Seeing that Xie Tianhua continued to say nothing, the boss was very enthusiastic and took out his mobile phone from his pocket, dialed the number, and said enthusiastically: "I will help you call the police!" ”
Xie Tianhua had a reaction at this point, and he hurriedly pressed the hand that the boss wanted to press on the call button, saying: "This matter is a long story, and it is not clear in one sentence or two sentences." ”
"Actually, I met a beautiful woman at the bar last night, and when I came out, the beautiful woman invited me to play in her car, and when I got in the car, the beautiful woman changed her appearance, stripped me of my whole body, and didn't even have a pair of bottoms left, and then kicked me out of the car." 」
In the interval between telling the story, Xie Tianhua ate the noodles again, wiped his mouth and continued: "I was alone on the night, I'm sorry, and I can't call the police, and when I see that the door of your store is full of cardboard boxes, I will spend the night." ”
After listening, the boss joked: "No wonder the media always says that you are a person, I can't imagine that this is actually true!" ”
Xie Tianhua drank the last sip of noodle soup and replied, "Men are like this, and you are no exception." ”
Fortunately, the boss joked: "I want to too!" Unfortunately, we didn't have that condition! ”
Xie Tianhua saw the situation and said to the boss: "In order to repay your kindness to me, I will help you do two advertisements to make your noodle shop more popular." ”
The boss listened and agreed busily.
The next day, Xie Tianhua did come to help the boss advertise, and also brought his friend Chen Xiaochun.
Chen Xiaochun also felt that the noodle taste of this noodle restaurant was OK, so he pulled the other brothers of "Gu Qiuzai" into the shares, and since then, the development of "Seven Ye Qing Soup Noodles" has become stronger and stronger.
Originally, in "The Brother Who Cut through thorns", the addition of Chen Xiaochun and Xie Tianhua and other ancient puzzle boys caused countless people to remember killing.
Now on the stage of "Through thorns 2", there are many songs that recall killing, such as "Sad Pacific" and "Write Poems for You".
Which brother do you have the most admiration for?
#The song in "Thorns and Thorns 2" that leads to the memory of killing #
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