"The president of the bank was wrongfully imprisoned to see how nirvana was reborn."
"Seeing a girlfriend's parents being hypnotized, the reason is to share the body?"
"The great cleverness of the robbery for love, the largest cash robbery in history."
"The girl was kidnapped on the bus, but unexpectedly fell in love with the robber."
After reading these titles, can you imagine that they are actually talking about some classic movies?
But as long as you have used some short video applications, you can basically guess what the video corresponding to these titles is:
Film commentary.
These film commentaries are often condensed into a two-hour movie of about 10 minutes (usually divided into several episodes): footage from the key plot, accompanied by a narration, plus a fascinating BGM, a movie commentary suitable for after-dinner enjoyment is made.
It is impossible to trace who first did the film commentary, this question is probably not important, what is important is that in addition to the increasingly exaggerated title party, the film commentary in the short video now looks more and more like a person.
What do you mean by that?
Often visit short videos to watch movie commentary, the following netizens @ professional poke tire bear lawyer contribution material must be no stranger:
As soon as the man sat down, Xiaomei appeared in front of him with a document. Unexpectedly, before the file bag was opened, Foppole appeared in front of them.
It turned out that the man in front of him was a former U.S. president, and this document was quietly dropped by his seemingly loyal subordinates.
Without blinking, the next second Foppole looked at the document, smiled back at the old man and thomas, and then handcuffed him. The old man shouted as he walked: "Baba, Kaga...
The bodyguard Bearded Brother rushed to hear the news with his little brother, but he did not expect that Foppole pulled out the troll and instantly solved the two Callumi...
This passage can be called a collection of contemporary short video film commentary literature.
The magic is that the above names, titles and sentence patterns appear repeatedly in various short film commentary videos, giving people the illusion that the whole world movie commentary is the same person.
"Xiaomei" is a beautiful woman in the movie, and many times it also refers to the heroine; "Big and strong" is a strong man, sometimes a male protagonist; "Bearded brother" is synonymous with the literal meaning; "Callumi" is from the Northeast dialect, which means an unimportant role in the plot, a group performance, or a follow-up of the protagonist.
The most wonderful thing is "Foppola". This should have been a transliteration stem, referring to the FBI's English abbreviation FBI, but according to netizen @ no-mind observation, "FoPpler" was first because a northeast editing anchor has no culture, do not know that the FBI's abbreviation is FBI, the last i mistakenly thought it was L, inadvertently found the traffic password, so he will be wrong, pretending to be deliberately wrong, "Foppole" the name also spread.
Of course, these are not the only people in the movie commentary.
"Uncle Qiantiao" is a middle-aged man with a lot of stories and experiences, "Fu Biao" is the villain in the movie, "Xiao Shuai" is a handsome looking boy who takes over from time to time to become the male protagonist, in addition to Xiao Bai, Da Qiang, Da Shan, Ah Zhen, Ah Qiang, Blonde Sister, Qian Tiao Sister, Big Pretty and Big Beautiful...
The group words and sentence patterns in film commentary literature are more exquisite, such as "this man/woman", "pay attention", "next second" and "but did not expect" and so on are still just the basics, and many sentence patterns are not surprisingly continuing the popular nonsense literature some time ago:
If nothing else, there will be an accident
This little girl, who looks like a little girl, is actually a little girl
The confused woman looked confused
……
In terms of group words, many film commentaries also carry forward the profundity of the Chinese language, in addition to the expression of "pressing not to watch" that is not said for the time being in the commentary, there is also a word called "drinking hate northwest", although it has not been included in the Chinese idiom dictionary, but according to netizens, the word is likely to be borrowed from the Southern Dynasty Liang literary scholar Jiang Yan's "Hate Endowment" Words and phrases "Since ancient times, there has been death, do not drink hate and swallow", there is the meaning of "hate and defeat".
Based on the above results, some short video training teachers have begun to teach everyone how to make movie commentary:
At present, of all types of accounts in the field of short video, only the movie commentary number is the easiest to make money, and it is the lowest threshold.
This is a direct brick moving work, as long as you are willing to pay time on the line, do not need any skills, of course, there is no difficulty, it is the short video category is the easiest to do a category, everyone is not red in the short video profiteering well, this can be done completely, and require zero foundation. In a day, we can reasonably arrange to produce 1-2 movie video commentary content.
As for the copy of the commentary:
Here I suggest that you directly copy other people's copy, copy some film and television review websites or film and television public accounts, after all, we are going to take the high-yield route, it is impossible to write all of them ourselves.
However, since it is a movie commentary video, it is natural that there is no sound.
Someone left a message, "Now I don't even have to say anything when I do movie commentary?" ”
It really is.
The trainer also thoughtfully recommended a speech synthesis tool to let the eager creators completely get rid of the cost of buying recording equipment. One is the text-to-speech service of Microsoft Microsoft Azure (Microsoft's public cloud service platform):
The voice must choose the most popular AI Yunxi, and the speaking style must choose cheerful to taste. Another intelligent voice interaction service of Alibaba Cloud, AI also has to choose Ai Fei, who is excited to explain:
Some netizens said that as the two most popular AI tools in the field of short video film commentary, in time, the children after 20 will definitely like the voices of Yunxi and Ai Fei as much as they like the voice of Zhao Zhongxiang.
Finally, with a Vietnamese electronic music slow shake, the commentary video is perfectly done.
Some time ago, there was a popular question about "Did short video movie commentary ruin the movie?" Someone seriously criticized the discussion:
The film is complex and exquisite, and this kind of compressed commentary is very violent and permanently destroys the most important first experience of the film, the filmmaker loves the movie, so as to do the movie, to ponder the details, to express emotions, to do such a "sculpture", but it is directly taken away and cut into a general big stone, as long as the pursuit of beauty will feel sad. （@LightOS）
Despite this, there are still many people who think this is impossible and have expressed their liking for this form. For them, only a little time before going to bed in a day may really belong to themselves, and delving into the artistic connotations of film is what artists do.
"I don't have time to watch the whole movie, just pass the time."
There will be corresponding products with corresponding needs, fast-paced life has shaped such products as short video movie commentary, fast food may not be healthy, but hungry people can afford to wait for an hour or two of slow stew.
The reality is that people are always unconsciously brushing these videos, lamenting that they can no longer be patient to enjoy a complete movie, worrying about whether the bottom line will also be sent off like this, and spending most people's lives in such contradictions.