Lena closed her eyes and lay comfortably on the recliner, enjoying the intimate waiting of his gentle and beautiful wife, Emory, washing her feet and rubbing her legs. His two sons were busy peeling the eels, cutting them into small pieces, putting them on small wooden sticks and grilling them over a charcoal fire. Watching the family enjoy a happy life so warmly, suddenly, a sense of happiness that had never been felt for a long time surged through Lena's body. Just then, there was a knock at the door. It turned out to be Lena's "uncle" Ethan Gran.
Ethan Gran hunted for a day, but found nothing, and when he saw that the night was approaching, he strolled to the vicinity of Lena's house. He saw cooking smoke floating on the roof of his nephew's house, and he immediately felt a strange smell. Through the crack in the door, he saw Lena's two sons busy roasting fish skewers on a hot charcoal fire. This scene in front of you, for a hungry wolf who is hungry and cold, it is simply a beautiful scenery! Originally hungry, Ihui Gran smelled the smell of grilled eels, and his stomach hurt like a knife. But he knew very well that Lena was not as generous as he was. Seeing that the door of the house was closed and could not care less about his dignity, Ethan Gran took a few sips of the aroma, and then licked his mouth, trying not to send it
Make any noise. Locked out of the door, how should he enter this blessed land of dreams? How can I get Lena to open the door? Ethan Glen circled back and forth in the doorway, glancing into the room for a moment, closing his eyes the next, trying to forget what he had just seen. However, the aroma of eels was too strong for him to bear. Finally, he made up his mind and decided to knock on the door.
"Hey, my dear nephew!" Ethan Gran shouted, "Hurry up."
Ah, I have good news for you! ”
Lena heard that it was his "uncle" Ichingran, but he deliberately pretended not to hear.
Dear nephew! Ishen-Gran continued outside the door, "Don't you want to know what good news I've brought you?" ＂
Lena knew exactly what he was thinking. But Lena thought about it, and came up with a brilliant plan, ready to ask about this so-called "uncle", "Who is knocking on the door in the middle of the night?" Lena asked with a sneaky smile.
"It's me."
"Which one are you?"
"I'm your uncle Ethan Gran."
"Ah! How is that possible? Lena replied, pretending to be surprised, "I thought it was a thief." ”
"You're mistaken, I'm your uncle Ethan Gran, open the door, I'm freezing to death."
"I can't drive at this point," said Lena pretendingly, "to tell you the truth, I'm having a big feast, at least until the monks of the monastery have finished eating." ”
"Monks of the monastery? Where did it come from? ”
"O monks of the Monastery of Tiron, and thanks to their love, I have also joined their teachings, don't you know?" Now my home has long been a monastery, and we people in the monastery are gathering. ”
"Oh, that's the way it is. Then let me come in and meet them!" ”
"Well, I'm more than happy. But wouldn't you come in specifically for dinner? ”
My good nephew, look at what you said, I came specifically to say hello to you, open the door for your uncle. ”
"So how?" Lena flatly refused, "Your identity is not right, if you come in, you will definitely disturb my guests, it is not polite to do so." "Oh, then I won't come in." Ethan Gran couldn't help but ask again, "By the way, what tastes so delicious, are you grilling meat?" "Ah! My good uncle, don't insult us! Don't you know that Dao Tu doesn't eat meat? All we're grilling is some cheese and eel" "My good nephew, don't rub it, open the door for your uncle, I'm starving to death, on such a cold day, are you willing to let your uncle be hungry outside?" ”
"What are you talking about, you're my uncle, how can I bear it?" However, I have no way to do it, the monastery has rules, and it is not allowed to receive any non-members of the monastery during the meeting; Besides, you don't have anyone to teach us, I think you better hurry up and go home. ”
Yes! These abominable monks, they are simply not human, they have no mercy at all! Nephew, if you are allowed to tell the truth, I must enter your house today. But your doors and windows are also too strong. Ethan Gran had no choice but to hurry around the door.
The smell wafting out of the room was so seductive, and Isan Gran's stomach was grumbling with hunger at the moment, so he let it go, and he was really unwilling in his heart. Ethan Gran had no choice but to let go of his self-esteem and plead with Lena in a permissive manner: "I said dear nephew, you just mentioned fish, I have never eaten that thing, please send me a long sad, poor poor uncle, can you just give me such a small piece, just a small piece, let me taste good?" ”
"Well, who made you my uncle, for your sake, I'll make an exception and make an exception, and you'll wait."
Lena did not take a very small piece, but two slightly larger pieces, but he ate one of his own, mainly to see how the eel was grilled, and he handed the other piece out of the small hole next to the wall.
"Come, uncle, this is something the priests have given you to eat, see how it tastes, and hopefully you will be one of us in the future."
But such a small piece of eel was not enough for the big bad wolf Ethan Gran to take a bite, he chewed it quickly, and suddenly felt that his stomach was even hungrier.
"Will there be something so delicious after you join the religion?" A greedy-looking Ethan Gran licked the corners of his mouth and asked, "This is the best thing in the world, how secluded and fragrant!" I felt like I was going to be religious, and if I joined the religion, would I be able to eat a few more pieces? ”
O my dear uncle! Then we will certainly enshrine you as a god, and if you join us, you will soon become a leader, and I am sure that in the near future you will certainly be able to become the dean of "cunning Lena."" "It's crazy, but right now, you're not in the church, so I can't give you something to eat,"
Do you mean that as long as I join the religion, I can eat as much as I want? Of course! However, to enter the religion, you must first shave. ”
What's that? Dear nephew, shave me. The great bad wolf Ethan Gran readily agreed.
"This is not an ordinary shave, you have to shave all the hair on the top of your head" shave? No problem! How to shave how you want to shave, just give me a few more pieces of eel to eat. ”
I said dear uncle, I can swear to heaven that a handsome and devout person like you, as long as he joins the religion, will definitely be the material for the dean in the future, and I am really happy for you!"
"Stop making fun of me!" Ethan Gran deliberately made a polite remark, "You move slightly
Hurry up, I'm in a hurry to join you. ”
In fact, where does Ethan Gran really want to join the religion, his real purpose is just to eat a few more pieces of eel, and it is precisely because of this that he is at the mercy of Lena; Lena, on the other hand, just wanted to take this opportunity to make a good show of it
His "uncle" Ethan Gran.
"Uncle, you wait, I'll go to the kitchen to see if the water is hot." Lena turned and went to the kitchen, he wanted his hungry uncle to wait a lot. "The water in the kitchen is boiling hot,
Shave, you have to shave all the hair on the top of your head" Ah guang? No problem! How to shave how you want to shave, just give me a few more pieces of eel to eat. ”
"Say dear uncle, I can swear to heaven that such a handsome and devout person as you, as long as you join the religion, will definitely be the material for the dean in the future, and I am really happy for you!"
"Stop making fun of me!" Ethan Gran was deliberately polite, "You move a little faster, I'm in a hurry to join you." ”
In fact, where does Ethan Gran really want to join the religion, his real purpose is just to eat a few more pieces of eel, and it is precisely because of this that he is at the mercy of Lena; And Lena just wanted to take this opportunity to play a good game,
It can be faster, so that it is also convenient to shave.
Before long, a pot of water on the stove was piping hot, and Lena picked up the pot and ran to the door
"I said uncle, the water is almost boiling, neither hot nor cold, and the water temperature is just right.
Yin Sang leaned down and stuck his head in through the window, I had already opened the window. The windows are small though. But if you squeeze it, you can still get in, and then I will give you a good shave to make sure you don't leave any hair. ”.
At this moment, the big bad wolf Ethan Gran had time to think about anything else, and all he could think of was the fragrant and tender eel pieces. He dug hard into the window. After Ethan Gran's head had all burrowed in, he poured a pot of boiling hot water all over his "uncle's" head.
"Ah! Oh my goodness! Poor Ethan Gran spat out in pain, "Kill me!" You're going to die! You want to burn me to death? Your scalding area is also a little too big, right? ”
"Where, uncle, the shaving we teach is like this, and this is exactly the size of the canon."
Ethan Gran was so burned that his hair was so bad that his scalp was burned! Trying to retract it is even worse! Lena kept complimenting Ethan Gran so as not to let him realize that he was teasing him
"My dear uncle, you are now alive like a devout monk!" However, I still have to tell you a house rule, according to the newly revised house rule, after I convert to religion, I must stay outside the house for the first night, which is called vigil, and this Lord is a test of whether you really convert to my religion. ”
"If I had known that this would happen," said Ethan Gran with regret, "it was how the soil was cultivated, and even if I were to die, I would never have taught me anything, and it would be too late to say anything, but at least I still have eels to eat, right?" ”
"One night will pass quickly," Lena snickered, "besides, you are my uncle, and I will always be with you, rest assured, time will be better."
You think it's much faster. ”
"Since it is a canon, it can only be followed." Ethan grinned and said, shrugging his head.
Lena came out of a secret door and came to Isangan's side. He told the big bad wolf about the happy and happy life of the monks
The newly "converted" believer took him to a fish pond. Because Lena had another brilliant plan, he also planned to give Ethan Gran a good look. At the fish pond, a story that we are going to tell next is about to happen.