Some time ago, there were parents who named their newborns "Glory of the King" and successfully went to the household. The Public Security Bureau confirmed that there was indeed such a thing
It's really a strength pit baby. I don't know what she will think when she goes to school a few years later, and the people around her argue about the glory of the king
Old Iron has pierced his heart
When it comes to the divine operation of parents, netizens said that if they have not been pit by their parents, will they still have childhood?
The little flame of affection flickered and flickered
@ Anti-Aircraft Guns
My brother went to the hospital with a fever and prescribed some medicine, but every time my father fed him medicine, it was a battle scene, and I vaguely heard my brother say, "I can't swallow it, can I break it a little...". Yesterday I picked up my brother's medicine and found that it was really large, about the same size as Oreo, and I looked through the box while wondering if the pharmaceutical factory had a brain bubble... That's an effervescent tablet!!! Every time dad smoked his brother, he said that he was not good at eating medicine and spitting white foam in his mouth... Maybe the effervescent tablets are bubbling in the mouth... Poor my second dog is infinitely close to swallowing effervescent tablets and choking to death
@Yun Hu is not pleased
When I first learned to cross the street, my mother said to me, "Tomorrow you will go to school by yourself, and you will remember to cross the street and go straight, and the car will not hit you." ”
I walked like this for many years, crossing the street without looking at the car... Later, I had my own thoughts, recalled this sentence, boldly walked, the car did not dare to hit you... If TM hadn't seen it, would you be my mother? Growing up so big really is pure luck.
@Lin Wan
Just a few days ago. I was eating with my parents at home, and when we were about to finish eating, my dad and my mom started fighting over a small matter. My dad was stupid, but he couldn't say anything to my mom, so he kept glancing at me with the afterglow. How clever A man I was, how could I not read the call for help in his eyes, so my mind moved and I slapped the table.
"What is noisy, how old people are still noisy all day long, it is not shameful." What problems to talk about, peaceful solution, Mom you too, bully my dad if you can speak the Truth, give some dignity! ”
My mom was silent for a few seconds, and I was secretly proud of myself, but my dad suddenly spoke.
"What table do you shoot, how do you talk to your mother, I am happy to be scolded by your mother, you still shoot the table, you wash the dishes for me, my wife is not angry, we go to watch movies at night." 」
Then the two of us went to watch a movie hand in hand, leaving me alone at home to wash the dishes.
@Madonna Marley Sun
When I was young, my mom asked my dad to take me to town to buy good food. So my dad put me behind his two-eight bars, which were about three or four years old, riding me like Fujiwara Takumi, drifting... Zig...... Throw me out of the air with success.
One of Tanabe's walking aunts was stunned to see a child fall from a bicycle. Probably this is the expression
My dad chased after him on the back of his bike, shouting, "Boy! Your child has fallen! ”
My dad couldn't hear it at all! He is now a racing driver immersed in his own world! And ride faster and faster! Fortunately, my aunt was witty and asked people all the way to send me home.
My aunt and my mom said:
"I picked up a child on the road, is it your family?"
That day back my dad arrived early for the first domestic violence after marriage...
Listen to my dad, he went to town only to find out that he had lost me...
@Xu Ziwu
My parents supposedly wanted to surprise me a few days before my 13th birthday. I was stunned, but still curious about what they would send me.
I had classes on my birthday, and I came home from school in the afternoon to find the door locked. Open the door and there is no one.
I thought that I should be ready to "surprise" to go, and I was a little excited inside.
I unusually had to finish my homework early and check it many times. Seeing that my parents had not yet returned, I stuffed my homework into my bag.
My stomach also gradually began to scream, no way, I cooked a fried egg fried rice.
Night came, and drowsiness struck.
Why don't your parents come back? I had to go to bed first. In a daze, he was awakened by a knock at the door. Listening to the conversation outside the door, it was Dad who had returned, and a few of his good friends who had played. A few friends sent my parents back to go home, and one of them suddenly asked, "What does this meal mean today?" ”
My dad waved his hand with deep drunkenness: "I am happy that my son has a birthday today!" ”
The man continued to ask, "Why didn't you take your son with you?" ”
My dad???
@Xu Er Dog
This is a piece of pork belly.
When I was in elementary school, there was a life craft competition. I and my table mates prepare dumplings to let others see our spiritual skills. Then he pulled two friends into the company and discussed bringing pork, cabbage, dough and pots and pans.
I came home and told my mom that we were going to make dumplings at school and prepare some good meat for me. My mother said that the meat should be bought fresh in the morning at the vegetable market, and I nodded her head thoughtfully.
As a result, I rushed to the vegetable market early the next morning to pick meat, and I was late at the school gate, during which I kept asking my mother: "Is it okay to have such a large piece of meat?" ”
My mom hit the package ticket.
So, under the attention of all the children, I appeared with a piece of greasy pork belly.
Mom, you can give me a dark bag, and you can just take a newspaper and wrap it... How can I go to school with a piece of meat on a hook like a butcher???
What if xiaohong in the class sees this look?!
Yet I did not yet grasp the gravity of the situation. When we were done, I pulled out the piece of pork belly... Teammates are dumbfounded, do not know where to start, let you bring meat filling, what kind of ghost did you bring???
Then, seeing that other people's children were calligraphy, model airplanes, paper cuts, etc., we exploded in place.
In the end, all the children had prizes, but we didn't... I can't go on with this elementary school...
@Ms. Blue in the Dark
This is before I get my driver's license.
A few years ago, my father and I had an affair, passing by the gas station, he went to the bathroom, and I sat in the co-driver and waited for him.
I was playing with my iPad and suddenly looked up and saw that the public toilet was getting farther and farther away from me... This is...... What's the situation???
Then I thought that the car might have moved by itself, I quickly jumped down, thinking that the car might be broken, and I couldn't do anything today, so I... Pull the car door to prevent it from slipping back.
But how could this be pulled, watching it slowly slide towards a truck behind, my heart was broken...
Finally, the uncle next to him saw that the situation was not right and pulled the handbrake, and the car magically stopped. It turned out that my dad forgot to pull the handbrake! KAO！
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