Fable Five (Original) Text/Ji Fluttershy (1) Little Carp asks his mother: Why did our father go? The mother carp said indignantly: "Hum! Your dad went to court, and there was a goddamn cook who wanted to ask your dad

Fables Five (Original)

Text/Ji Fluttershy

(1) The little carp asked his mother: Why did our father go?

The mother carp said indignantly: "Hum! Your dad went to court, and there was a goddamn cook who wanted to ask your dad to take a sauna, but thanks to your dad's good looks, he found that it was a pot of oil.

(2) A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, causing passers-by to flock to watch.

The police hurried to arrive and asked: What happened?

The drunk man lay on the ground and blinked: "It's not clear yet, I just arrived!"

(3) A complained to B that the enemy he feared most was his own shadow, and that he was terrified by his inability to hide from his own shadow.

B told him of his experience: You can go east in the morning and west in the afternoon.

They kept talking until noon.

At this time, Takayama suddenly sighed at his figure: How did I get shorter...

(4) God is idle and bored, and asks the gods: Do you know where to go to find the most fascinating book?

The god of love pointed to a raccoon woman in the world and replied, Oh, where is it.

Therefore, God sent the most serious and serious god of justice to ask the Huansha woman to ask for the book.

No, the god of justice has gone and forgotten, and it has been five thousand years since then...

(5) The old man has a petite girl named Tomorrow.

The old man was anxious to recruit a son-in-law for his daughter, so he went around making lists.

One day, two young people came to conscript.

The old man asked: It is cold, how to take fire to keep it cold?

A said: Burn the mountain.

B said: Burn the house.

The old man could not make up his mind for a moment, so he went into the house and asked his daughter about tomorrow.