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Ever seen such a magical domestic drama?

When it was first broadcast, the ratings exploded, and the result was a scolding, saying that it was made up and destroyed the ecology of domestic dramas, and it scored 3.8 points for Douban.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating
I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

As a result, 15 years later, the original "Thunder Man" and "Hot Eyes" labels were torn off and turned into "science fiction giant" and "Chinese Marvel".

It is also a "must brush every year" divine drama for many people.

Curious people open for a tasting.

This special effect is really hot!

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating
I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

But look and watch.

I'll go! So wonderful!

How fragrant!

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

Magic Phone

"Chinese brand 2060 mobile phone silly girl for you to serve, please enter the boot password."

"The password was entered correctly. Please enter the mode option, live-action mode or phone mode. ”

"Please enter the emoticon status option. Silly, sad, bad, cool, happy, shy, happy, mournful, angry, obedient. ”

In the entire history of domestic dramas, "Magic Mobile Phone" is the first echelon of "divine drama" that has never been seen before or since.

First of all, it is beyond the imagination of the times.

What does a 2008 phone look like?

Straight board, flip cover, the market is still Nokia's dominant situation.

Rich, with the boss professional household BlackBerry, 26 key large keyboard, full of local tycoon atmosphere.

Chase the new, get the iPhone 3G in hand, and try the special feeling of the touch screen.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

However, this "magic phone".

Can be communicated, can be video, can be dialogue, can be voice alert.

Isn't this a smartphone with Siri built in?

Good guys, Siri was only founded in 2007, and it was only acquired by Apple in 10 years to write artificial intelligence programs.

You're a TV series that aired in 2008 and actually ran away?

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

Not only that.

It also opens one-click medical treatment, virtual world, genetic modification, time and space travel and so on.

AR projection, click to take effect.

Only you can't think of it, and you can't do it without it.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

Most importantly.

This phone can also transform into a human form!

Still a cropcorn leather jacket hot girl.

I have to say that fashion is a reincarnation.

This set of Y2K style outfits can also be used to circle millions of bloggers in 2022.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

But it really is

The Aesthetics of Scientists in 2060

Mobile phone hot girl style, their own white sack.

Oh no, it's space sci-fi.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

Silly girl, the world's first ultra-smart phone.

Functional tests of space-time travel are underway.

They manipulate the fools to travel back thousands of years to the Tang Dynasty, hoping to explore history.

As a result, he accidentally met the Tang monks and apprentices who had learned the scriptures from the Western Heavens, and were fighting against the Yellow Brow Demon.

Yes, you heard that right.

Futuristic science fiction and ancient mythology are linked!

Silly girls can even file and pull out a database.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

(Does Monkey King know that you call him a bodyguard?) )

And the scientists on this side were overjoyed, it turned out that there were really demons in the world who could do magic!

It just so happens that with this scene, you can also test the combat effectiveness of the fool.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

The president, who was still young at the time, had never seen this scene.

Code vs spells, you say outrageous or not?

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

Halfway through, however, the scientists suddenly issued a recall order.

The fool stopped fighting and did so, only to accidentally slip through the tunnel of time and space.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

Yes, the reason scientists want to recall it is because they found that the stupid girl's energy is insufficient.

What does this mean?

Mobile phone endurance is really important ah friends!

The silly girl who cannot maintain a human form is transformed into a crystal doll prototype.

It fell out of the time and space tunnel and smashed into Lu Xiaoqian's backpack in 2006.

A "silly" sister fell from the sky?

In ancient times, there were guards waiting for rabbits, and now there are open bags waiting for standby.

You can learn about it, in case it hits you one day?

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

And that's where the story unfolds.

Lu Xiaoqian, an ordinary man with a weak personality and poor luck.

When I saw a thief on the bus, I wanted to see the righteous and courageous, but I instigated it, reminded him loudly, and was also repulsed.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

In addition to living in Beijing, there is a courtyard house handed down from the ancestors.

Money, money no. The means of travel are environmentally friendly and low-carbon bicycles.

Girlfriend, girlfriend didn't. The road to the spare tire ended in the black.

I thought I would always be a loser, who would have thought that good luck would fall from the sky.

Accidentally opened the silly girl, and suddenly found that this "strange thing" can not only talk, but also transfer the ability to his own body.

Flying to save people is not a problem.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

In addition to being active in saving people on the main road, Lu Xiaoqian also worked part-time to rob the rich and help the poor, arrest criminals and so on.

Passed down by word of mouth by passers-by.

Lu Xiaoqian has become the "unsung flying hero" of Beijing.

Lu Xiaoqian, whose self-esteem was fully satisfied, even made a set of "battle uniforms" by hand.

With a banner pulled from the side of the road, he vowed to be the first hero in Beijing.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

During the day, he was a mediocre provocative man.

At night, he was the guardian of beijing's law and order.

Ordinary little people gain superpowers, grow into unsung heroes, and then turn around and hide their merits and fame.

Is there a familiar super-British smell?

The screenwriter tells you, don't guess, we're just paying tribute!

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

The magic phone's brain hole doesn't stop there.

When the fool fell into 2006, no one noticed that she was still dragging two people behind her.

Oh no, it's two monsters.

Together with the Yellow Brow King, who took the four people to fight, and the Bull Demon King, who watched the battle in the rear, they were brought to modern Beijing.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

Coming to the modern youkai, spells are not imprisoned.

Stretching out his hand, he gave the police a rubber brawl, and the result was lost to an electric shock stick.

Well, it makes sense.

To explain it in scientific terms, spells are nothing more than manipulating chemical elements!

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

There are also many nonsense first name scenes.

The Yellow Brow Demon was asked where his home was.

He said: "I live in Xiaoxitian. ”

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

The other party: "Yo, Haidian people, your home has arrived, get off the bus!" ”

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

Yellow Brow Demon:?

After the founding of the country, it is not allowed to become a spirit, but it can teach the monster how to adapt to modern life.

Have you seen the scene of humans + monsters working together to fight crimes?

"Justice League Beijing" officially started filming!

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

Screenwriter, your brain hole is as big as the Milky Way!

Moreover, it is not just imagination without logic.

Although the name of "Magic Mobile Phone" is called Magic, people really abide by the requirements of science fiction works.

The light travels through the section, setting a complex timeline.

When silly girls went to Datang for the first time, Sun Wukong and pig eight precepts showed a kind of familiarity.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

Just two lines also reveal several points of information:

1, they know Silly Girl and Lu Xiaoqian;

2, this silly girl is not from 2006, which means that there has been a silly girl from 2006;

3) They know that the era to which the fool belongs is not 2006;

4, they know when Silly Girl and Lu Xiaoqian met.

So, how many times did they cross the story? How many things have you been through?

Is there parallel space-time? Or is there the same person from different space-times in the same space-time?

In the first episode, I can throw so many foreshadowings.

And the follow-up also carefully filled in each dug pit.

The ability of the screenwriter is evident.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

There is imagination, there is nonsense laughter, there is logic.

Are there any other surprises in Magic Phone that we don't know about?

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

The answer is, yes.

In that era when creativity was not limited.

Screenwriters can be bold in satire.

Robbing the rich and helping the poor only robs corrupt officials, because corrupt officials dare not report crimes.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

The "Justice League" took on the task of saving people.

It refers directly to the incident of migrant workers who are not allowed to jump off buildings after asking for wages.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating
I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

Although it is a fantasy work, it has the shadow of reality everywhere.

Why do we always say that the current domestic suspension is false?

Shoot the workplace and let the interns live on the large flat floor.

Shoot love, let the domineering president fall in love with the small employees.

Shoot the Republic of China and let the protagonist walk in the special effects.

On the contrary, it is such a pure fantasy work, giving us a sense of real existence in parallel time and space.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

In fact, for "Magic Mobile Phone", the audience is mainly children and teenagers.

Under the absurd setting, there is a simple and beautiful human-machine love.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

There is heroism of pure justice.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

There are also mythical IPs like Easter eggs that connect children's favorite myths with modern stories.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

Those realistic educations are subtly instilled in fun.

I'm giving this bad film a five-star rating

Adults, of course, can't understand it, and call it a correction of classic literary works.

It is said that "Magic Mobile" is a work that was not born at the right time.

Wait until this generation of audiences grow up and have the right to speak.

The divine drama was finally rehabilitated.

In fact, even the generation that grew up watching "Magic Phone".

When re-watching the play, it will also be "thundered" by this bold setting.

But now the audience is more willing to accept the brain hole, willing to appreciate the mixture of elements and unbridled adaptation.

Today's market, however, has become a factory for the production of assembly line works within the safety line.

Snuff out the imagination and remove the factors of reality.

In the end, only boring cookies remain.

Is it really the magic phone that is not timely?

Perhaps, only in that era can such a work be made, from 3.8 to 8.3 points.

In addition to our rehabilitation of God, we are also obsessed with that era that can be bold and imaginable.

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