My mother likes to wrap dumplings has arrived, the point of madness, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings, July 1 dumplings, Friday holiday dumplings, today I and my husband married for the first anniversary, early in the morning my mother called and said: Today your wedding anniversary, your mother gave you dumplings Ha, also bought candles, for you to do a romantic candlelight dinner... I was touched by the trembling of the flowers, and the pear blossoms with tears made my mother ask for smooth hair. Just now, as soon as I entered the house, the curtains were closed, and it was pitch black, and there were two plates of dumplings on the dining table, and a lit candle on the left and right in front... Is this waiting for my husband and I to come to collect the tribute???
Will play, this is all you take advantage of properly!
You may not believe it when you say it, but today I was beaten by a can of Wang Laoji
If you rule out the possibility of inversion, this should be a master
Come on lads, it's really hard for you to marry a daughter-in-law
You're not as tall as anyone else's child
There's always one for you
Magic Realism Classmate you are excellent
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The daughter-in-law changed into a new dress in the morning, and the son hugged his mother and said, "Mom, you really look like a princess in this dress." The daughter-in-law was so touched that she hugged her son and kissed me, turned back to me and said, "Your son is sweeter than your mouth, learn!" I scratched my head and said, "Wife, you look like a princess in this dress." The daughter-in-law was furious: "You have also been to that kind of place?" ”
I was teaching my niece to write her homework, in the living room, suddenly the room was shaking and rumbling, I looked back in the direction of the table, the second master Guan who was provided on the table was holding a green dragon crescent knife and kept beating on the table, I thought that his old man was going to appear, so I almost knelt down and prostrated...
After the sister-in-law was newly married, the brother-in-law's family went to her house for the first time to eat, and the brother-in-law said that the sister-in-law cooked dishes very deliciously, saying that the sister-in-law had an ancestral secret recipe. The brother-in-law secretly asked the sister-in-law what is the ancestral secret recipe? The little sister-in-law's pious hands folded and her mouth chanted: Please Buddha's blessing! The dishes I cook can be cooked, eaten, and eaten without vomiting!
The two-year-old girl had to brush her teeth and step on a chair to turn on the tap to catch water. Suddenly I heard her say, "No! No more! "I ignored it. She yelled out urgently, "Well, no! No more!!! "I looked back and saw that the cup was full, the pool was full, and she was shouting at the faucet, no, no...
After graduating from college and talking about a boyfriend, I liked him very much, but he said that I was too fat, so I went to the gym, unconsciously lost more than thirty pounds, and when I came home at the end of the year for the New Year, I met his aunt, who pulled my boyfriend aside and said: "Your boy is now more and more able to pick, this is much better than the last fat man!" ”