No one expected that since the birth of online movies, the speed of its "crazy growth" has been so amazing.
In 2015 alone, more than 650 nets were launched nationwide, and in 2016, more than 2,000 nets were launched nationwide, with a traffic of more than 15 billion.
At the same time as the barbaric growth, it also brought all kinds of chaos.
At least in those years, the Internet chaos was frequent - rubbing heat, soft pornography, copycats, plagiarism...
For example, a few years ago, Wang Baoqiang just reported a marriage change, and a crew made a movie "Baby Don't Cry" in just 5 days, and it was also crowned with the name of "event movie".
For example, the network of "Taoist Descending" IP has filmed five films, including "Taoist On the Mountain" and "Taoist Out of the Mountain" "series".
Four of them were shot in one go in 2015.
Later, the regulatory authorities began to make efforts to rectify, after several years of adjustment and illegal removal, by 2021, the network movie finally began to slowly formalize.
The investment is getting bigger and bigger, the quality is getting higher and higher, and there are also movies like "Tough Guy Gun God" with more than 7 points on Douban.
But online movies like "Tough Guy Gun God" are only "short-lived" after all.
Because of the limitations of the main creative staff, investment scale and profit model, net university is still a hotbed for bad films.
Pigo has seen a lot of nets and summarized the three characteristics of the current nets:
1, the page full of posters, all the posters of the internet seem to be made by the same designer, the same kryptonite page style;
2, a variety of IP and classics can rub on the rubbing, almost every network large, can find the "borrowing" behind the IP or well-known film and television works;
3. Please stand on the platform of popular or popular stars, play the brand of stars, and harvest the feelings of the audience.
Today, Pi Ge will take stock of the "ten worst online movies" after the beginning of 2022 based on the comprehensive index such as Douban score and the main creative lineup.
These ten movies are all starring celebrities, everyone must protect their eyes, we start from the 10th -
Part 10: "Yin and Yang Town Strange Talk"
Douban 5.4, starring: Li Liqun, Jin Qiaoqiao
Old drama bone Li Liqun starred, but unfortunately lost in "anti-human logic"
Because of the type of reasons, domestic horror has gradually left the theater and begun to take root in the hotbed of the internet university.
"Yin Yang Town Strange Talk" is also such a movie.
Adhering to the principle of finding a star, this film has found li Liqun, an old drama bone.
The film itself is an extremely old-fashioned horror story: strangers break into the town, someone dies mysteriously, people rumor it is a supernatural plot, and finally it is found to be a man-made conspiracy.
The background of the Republic of China years, various chaotic folk elements, pale-faced "female ghosts"...
"Yin Yang Town Strange Talk" collects almost all the elements that can be shown horror, and the story unfolds in two lines: horror and suspense.
On the horror line, although it is some common scary techniques, the horror effect is not bad because of the sound effect and the atmosphere rendering.
In particular, the display of spiritual phenomena such as "ghosts hitting the wall", combined with the stories in the mouths of the old people, is really a bit angry.
The handling of the suspense line is difficult to say, the mayor (played by Li Liqun), as the biggest villain in the movie story, is a robber who forged documents and came to take office.
He should have done things in a low-key manner, but he killed people one after another, and there was an anti-human logic that did not have a murder case and created a murder case and had to throw himself off the horse himself, which he really couldn't understand.
The old trick of white phosphorus burning people is used and used again, too routine.
And the white phosphorus itself has a pungent smell, this old man also has to wear out the clothes that are white phosphorus all over the body, will not reduce the wisdom, but also take a magnifying glass to read a book.
The body was also overly fake.
The scene that finally reveals the crime of the mayor is even more secondary two, and it is really not seen.
Part 9: "Zhang Sanfeng"
Douban 4.4, starring: Wu Fan, Liu Yan
Under the banner of "wuxia", anti-martial arts, Zhang Sanfeng of the Virgin's Heart, sexy Liu Yan, see the end, such as a carp in the throat
Initially seeing the cast list, Pigo was still looking forward to "Zhang Sanfeng".
Liu Yan once had a stunning performance in "The Beneficiary", and Yue Miaomiao, played by her, finally helped herself usher in a long-lost acting explosion.
As one of the heirs of domestic kung fu films, Wu Fan also has many classic works, and has also starred in the "Ip Man" series.
No one expected that such two actors would gather in a network university that opposed "martial arts" under the banner of "martial arts".
The film still tells a story of personal heroism: Zhang Sanfeng's master is destroyed, and he is also involved in a dispute with the Demon Sect, in order to save Cangsheng, he created his own Taijiquan and successfully exposed the villain's conspiracy.
Because the movie is labeled "martial arts/action", Pigo didn't think much about it before watching it, until this alien monster with a head full of fangs appeared, and I realized that I was childish.
Zhang Sanfeng, played by Wu Fan, has introduced the performance method of the urban overlord, seeing the beautiful woman's eyes shine, treating the greasy as a leprosy, and laughing makes people uncomfortable.
Occasionally, he would open two yellow sentences, which was really contrary to Zhang Sanfeng's virtue.
This boss wearing a bronze mask has a sense of the undead legion of Spartan 300 Warriors.
Everyone was dressed in complete clothes, but they designed a large open-breasted dress for Liu Yan and a group of demons, and the drunkard did not mean to drink.
The big boss's pale-faced, vicious expression of the acting, do not know that they still think it is a zombie of foreign movies.
Although Zhang Sanfeng finally saved everyone by relying on his virgin heart, watching the whole film still makes people feel like a fish in the throat.
What is sad is not the rot of this "Zhang Sanfeng", but the complete withering of the "martial arts" genre.
It is hard to wait for one, or such a "set of shooting" rotten goods, it is really disappointing.
Part VIII: "The God of Fortune 3"
Mameba 4.1, Koshi, Yano Koji, Sao-Asahi
A multi-shot, flickered for 3 years, changed 3 sets of "vests", audience: please respect, we...
To put it bluntly, this "Fortune 3" is a real short video movie.
The movie still gathers comedians in various fields, Sun Yue who talks about crosstalk, Xiao Xu who does sketches, Koji Yano who shoots TV series, and the nagging of playing in short videos.
Perhaps the audience can't believe that a pseudo-fantasy network with an average score of only 4 points can shoot a third film a year.
After watching the entire series, Pigo finally discovered the secret of its ability to "continue the incense": one multi-shot.
The following is the plot summary of "Storm God of Wealth 2" and "God of Fortune 3", look closely, even the name of the protagonist has not been changed, just a wave of actors, on the back of a vest back online.
Let's leave aside the film itself, because it has nothing to discuss.
But the same script, almost the same cast, one a year, is it really in line with the development law of the network movie? Can we really respect the audience and respect the creators?
Pigo puts a question mark here.
Part VII: "Maoshan Heavenly Master"
Douban score: none, starring: Qian Xiaohao
In order to satisfy the audience's eyes, playing "wiping the edge ball", painstakingly, Qian Xiaohao's eating appearance this time is too ugly
Before this "Maoshan Tianshi", last year there was a network called "Maoshan" on the line, starring Qian Xiaohao.
This year, the soup is not changed, the film has been cut from 79 minutes to 69 minutes, still starring (past) star Qian Xiaohao, and even the film introduction is too lazy to give one, so it is launched in a dignified manner.
Whether it is this year's "Maoshan Tianshi", or last year's "Maoshan" and "Maoshan Master", the IP of rubbing is Lin Zhengying's zombie film.
And Qian Xiaohao first became famous because of Lin Zhengying. He played Lin Zhengying's apprentice in "Mr. Zombie" and "One Eyebrow Daoist".
Now that Lin Zhengying has been dead for 25 years, his apprentice Qian Xiaohao is still using his identity as a "Dao Chief's apprentice" to make bad films.
"Maoshan Tianshi" tells a very old-fashioned story: Zhang Afforestation, played by Qian Xiaohao, escorts a heavenly court criminal to Kunlun Mountain to be cursed, and encounters two monsters steaming a woman on the road.
After saving the woman in red, he discovered that the woman and the prisoner were in the same group.
The criminal escaped, he was expelled from the division, and the escaped youkai continued to cultivate for the sake of the human world and eat people. Ultimately, in order to make up for his mistakes, he had to sacrifice his own story.
As a net giant, "Maoshan Tianshi" has made almost all the mistakes that the net will make, and its clothes are full of plastic texture, and even the long hair stuck to Qian Xiaohao's head has a clear dividing line.
In order to sell soft pornography, it does not hesitate to sacrifice basic logic -
Which monster steams people and eats meat, but also wears a sexy red coat for food? Pose like this?
You can feel that the film has really tried its best to wipe the edge ball.
The shape and makeup of the little demon are most likely references to the orcs in The Lord of the Rings.
The only point of view of this "Maoshan Tianshi" is probably only the fist and foot kung fu that was once Jackie Chan Wu for Qian Xiaohao.
Part VI: Journey to the East
Douban score: no, starring: Chen Haomin, Clara
The shape is even copied from the cartoon, and the most beautiful one is not Clara, but the banshee in the Hundred Flowers Building
"The Legend of the Journey to the East" is adapted from the divine and demonic novel "Journey to the East", but it does not seem to have much connection with the original work, but the male protagonist Lü Dongbin is set as Lü Shusheng when he was a teenager.
Although he is a juvenile student, he found Chen Haomin, who is already 53 years old, to play, even if he put on makeup, the greasy feeling still can't be stopped, his face is stiff, and he has no youthful beauty and agility to speak of.
"Journey to the East" is another rotten story framework: crossing the robbery.
In the process of the protagonist Lu Shusheng's eastward journey to retire from marriage, he found that the old man was inexplicably missing.
Lü Shusheng turned around and was about to run, but taibai Venus went down to the mortal and told him that he was the reincarnation of the White Crane Shangxian and that the black dragon that caused the vision was his disaster.
This "Journey to the East" is not without merit, at least Clara's smoking shot is still very beautiful.
But think about it, this shape is not the little fox of baoqingfang in "White Snake".
This pipe, this shape, this gesture, it's exactly the same.
I thought that the creator of "Journey to the East" at least passed the aesthetic pass, until the villain was sent out, he did not know that this aesthetic relied on imitation.
Like this white "Ah Piao", the cloak is distributed, and the face is smeared with flour and dares to come out and pretend to be a ghost.
In order to save money, the biggest villain of this film, Black Jiao, is to P an emoji on a sticky tumor, talent ah talent.
Pigo counted, from the beginning to the end of the 76-minute movie, in addition to a second of group performances, the other actors are 3 men, 3 women and 6 people.
These 6 people strongly supported a movie, can you believe it?
The most beautiful thing in the whole film may be those banshees of the Hundred Flowers Building.
The director uses a kind of MV-style filter and soft light to shoot these banshees like peach blossoms, fresh and unworldly.
It's just a pity that this kind of flattery is of no benefit to the expression of the theme of the film, and may also be labeled as "vulgar".
Part V: "Big Brother, Don't Make a Fuss"
Douban 3.6 points, starring: Runo, Wang Qing, Xu Juncong
Shen Teng-style "routine" reproduction? A low-end version of "Fame and Fame"?
Since becoming famous for the mage Liu Haizhu, Xu Juncong has become synonymous with many bad films. If you see his figure in a movie, then the reputation of this film is most likely to be pounced.
But some movies are still hard to rush up.
This "Big Brother, Don't Make Trouble" is like this, Ming Xu Juncong appeared in the first 2 minutes, at best it was a cameo, but his suit photo was placed in the poster C position as a starring actor.
So who is the real lead actor? Is it Sun Yue and Jiang Shimeng next to Xu Juncong?
No, it is the young actor with two ropes hanging from his head.
It is equivalent to playing Shen Teng's routine in "The Sun Never Sets" again.
Leaving aside this method of bo attention, the film itself is still lackluster.
The story is old-fashioned and boring: the rich second generation Li Zhong inherited a huge inheritance of 30 million, and his aunt could not stand it anymore and wanted to transform his life.
This transformation is a script killing... Key Li Zhong, when playing the script to kill, also fell in love with an NPC.
From the name of the protagonist, we can see the high-level ironic art of this film. Li Zhong, that is, Li Zong, immediately pointed out the identity of the rich second generation, which is not bad.
Throughout the movie, this group of music performers grasped the essence of "making trouble" in the movie, and "making trouble" all the time.
Exaggerated body movements, deformed facial expressions, a family-like plot, and a network terrier that is awkward to the ground...
What is even more valuable is the theme that the film wants to express.
They bothered to transform the second generation of the rich, but they wanted to persuade him to be single-minded and good, which also reflected the simple and sincere feelings of the working people for the rich class.
Some people say that this is a low-grade version of "Fame and Fame", And Pi Ge does not dare to agree, it is stronger than "Dream Showbiz", which is also a "Fuchun Mountain Jutu".
Part IV: "Nine Yang Divine Gong & Sacred Fire And Magnificent Wind"
Douban 3.5, starring: Lin Feng, Zhen Zidan, Gu Tianle, Qiu Yinong, Yun Qianqian
Wang Jing, for the "white moonlight" in the audience's mind, shoveled a shovel of soil, not hidden, nor sensational deception
In 2015, Wang Jing had just caught fire at the University of Net, and Wang Jing once angrily denounced the internet for stealing Hong Kong film IP.
He made a public statement claiming that paying tribute to Hong Kong films is not a tribute at all. The (mainland) network movie is a collective theft of Hong Kong IP! Subsequently, he left the table in anger to show his attitude.
However, judging from today's situation, Wang Jing's handling of the IP of the Hong Kong film industry cannot be said to have much respect.
For example, the two "Dragon Slayers in the Heavens" at the beginning of this year.
Obviously, these two "Yitian Slaughtering Dragon Records" are the IP of Jet Li's 1993 edition of "The Demon Sect Leader of the Yitian Slaughtering Dragon Record".
Saying that it is a remake and giving fans an ending, it is actually a change of people, acting in the same story as before.
These two "Yitian Slaughtering Dragons" are Wang Jing's set of shooting, so they are all the same hot-
In terms of casting, Zhang Wuji, who played more than 20 years old with More than forty Lin Feng, forcibly dressed up tenderly, and Zhou Zhiruo and Xiao Zhao were full of Wang Jing's "plastic surgery face" aesthetic, making people play.
The image is not natural, but the acting skills of Qiu Yinong and Yun Qianqian are too bad, not only can not support the characters, but also ruined the status of the two roles in the hearts of the audience.
Among the three female protagonists, the only one who can play in appearance and acting skills is Zhao Min of Wen Yongshan.
The casting is not passed, and the action is not seen.
These two new "Leaning Heavens", like all other net universities, create an embarrassing action scene with only special effects.
There is no action design, no flashing, no sense of power, only the five-cent special effect to make people dizzy.
Logically, it didn't make sense, Zhang Sanfeng could force the Five Gate Sect out of the Five Gate Sect for a few meters with one stroke of luck, but he watched Zhang Cuishan being killed without moving, which really didn't make sense.
Gu Zai who played soy sauce was the most handsome of all the male actors, but unfortunately the shape was too old, and he received a box lunch when he first appeared...
Various shortcomings, Pigo can not be said in a limited space. But for the audience, at least Wang Jing is transparent, not hidden, not sensational and deceitful.
This time, Wang Jing completely buried the "white moonlight" in the audience's mind, but it is not chilling to make money.
Part III: The Creed of the Grandfathers
Douban 3.2, starring: Ren Dahua, Zhang Lanxin, Qiu Yinong
Audience: Where did Wu Zhenyu go? Zhang Lanxin and Qiu Yinong had a "poker face" and suffered Ren Dahua
In the Chinese version of the "Rescue" series, after Ren Dahua's wonderful performance in "Manslaughter 2", he finally cosplayed a Liam Neeson with the attitude of "Invincible Father".
The story is about Ren Dahua, who has been in prison for 25 years, and after he is released from prison, he looks for his wife and daughter, but the two are missing.
In a trance, he receives a mysterious text message telling him how to find clues to his wife and daughter, so Ren Dahua gets up and goes to Southeast Asia, and stirs up a drug dealer dispute, starting the path of a lone hero.
This "Creed of the Grandfathers" is different from other networks, it has a dragon logo, and the telegraphic character No. 448 indicates that it can be released in theaters.
As for why I chose webcasting, I think the creator should be clear.
Although a number of stars such as Ren Dahua, Zhang Lanxing, and Qiu Yinong were gathered, the quality of "The Creed of the Grandfathers" really did not dare to compliment.
The plot is full of bugs, and the daughter that Ren Dahua has been looking for for many years is actually his criminal police partner, which is really outrageous.
In addition to Ren Dahua's acting skills online, Zhang Lanxin and Qiu Yinong have a bitter and vengeful poker face from beginning to end, and no one knows what they want to express.
Perhaps for the sake of showmanship, the director set up a lot of first-person shots in the film, including gunfights, car accidents, impacts, and so on.
These shots not only do not play an immersive substitution role, but also make people dizzy and unclear.
In addition, this movie is also saddled with the question of "false marketing", the cast before the launch clearly said that Wu Zhenyu participated, and the audience who rushed to Wu Zhenyu watched the whole movie, and they were stunned that they did not find his shadow.
As a former movie emperor, Ren Dahua does not care about his feathers so much, how to go forward is still unknown.
Part II: "Heavy X-Men"
Douban 3.8, starring: Chen Xiaochun, Qiu Yinong
Chen Xiaochun: Other actors, can you be more serious in acting, Wang Jing meditated in her heart: The image of Yun Ni (Qiu Yinong) is very good.
Facts have proved that today's big director Wang Jing has gone on the road to shooting the network.
This "Heavy Armored X-Men", familiar with the Hong Kong-style routine, this time invited Chen Xiaochun, there is still a resident crystal girl Qiu Yinong.
The story of the movie is still the same as the old Hong Kong film 30 years ago: the policeman played by Chen Xiaochun fights with the drug dealer and finally catches him.
It's just a pity that this "Heavy Armored X-Men" is more perfunctory than "Relying on the Sky to Slay the Dragon".
Maybe Wang Jing knows the cliché of her films and sets the background in the 90s. The gunfight scene at the beginning doesn't have any scheduling, like a novice shooting a short video.
The plot of the gang infighting has no logic to speak of, and the boss wants to pass on Qiu Yinong's drama, which is more like a joke.
In addition to Chen Xiaochun acting seriously, the other actors are all outside the role, especially Qiu Yinong, who has received so many resources and has not made any progress at all.
The only meaningful sentence in the whole film may be what the gang boss said to Qiu Yinong on behalf of Wang Jing:
The image of Yun Ni (Qiu Yinong) is very good.
To this end, he also specially arranged a general water shot of Wang Zuxian for Qiu Yinong, which shows Wang Jing's good intentions.
Unfortunately, an actor wants to get ahead, and acting skills are hard currency. Otherwise, no matter how many plays are picked up, they are just waste.
I hope that Qiu Yinong can understand this truth and work his acting skills.
Part 1: Bright Sword: Decisive Battle ghost cry valley
Douban 4.6, starring: Zhang Guangbei, Li Mengnan, Wang Quanyou
The "Ghost Cry valley" that is easy to defend and difficult to attack? Hitting the devil's turret and reproducing the "pixel-level" god restoration is difficult to say
This may be the "thickest-skinned" movie Pigo has seen this year.
In terms of publicity, it is afraid that everyone will not know that it is rubbing the IP of "Bright Sword", and it also specially pulled together several old actors in the drama version of the movie and made a large poster.
There are Zhang Guangbei, Yu Li, Zhan Weihua, and Wang Quanyou, all of whom played the original roles of the drama version.
However, li yunlong (Li Youbin), the core character of "Bright Sword", is missing, and li Mengnan is found, without Li Youbin's "Bright Sword", no matter how well packaged it is, it is also a cottage.
Bright Sword: Decisive Battle Ghost Cry Valley is not short of war scenes, nor does it save ammunition.
Even the battle soundtrack uses the classic "Soul of the Chinese Army"
Unfortunately, although it is called "Bright Sword", the scene is a high-end version of the attack on Ping'an County, but in the logic of war, it cannot withstand any scrutiny.
Chu Yunfei just appeared on the scene to emphasize that the Ghost Cry Valley is easy to defend and difficult to attack, and he also brought a large army to help, but before he could finish speaking, the Japanese crushed him and took the Ghost Cry Valley.
After losing the Ghost Weeping Valley, Kong Jie also emphasized that the Ghost Weeping Valley is easy to defend and difficult to attack. As a result, the cavalry company only came to the No. 70 people, and they took the Ghost Weeping Valley back...
So is it easy to attack and difficult to defend, or is it easy to defend and difficult to attack?
In order to show his determination to rub IP, "Decisive Battle Ghost Cry valley" even made a pixel-level restoration of the bridge section of Li Yunlong's bombing of the county tower in Ping'an County.
Shots of firing cannons.
The storyboard of the city gate building being blown up.
This scene is actually played twice in the movie. Let you salute does not let you restore, let you imitate did not let you plagiarize.
If you look at it from this dimension, this "Bright Sword: Decisive Battle Ghost Cry valley" is obviously disgraceful.
Ten big bad movies on the internet, just for everyone to inventory to this.
Since the beginning of this year, under the impact of the epidemic and supervision, online movies have begun to enter a period of quality improvement and reduction, with only 80 new films online in the first quarter, compared with 173 in the same period last year.
Obviously, in terms of quality, compared with the initial barbaric growth period, online movies have been much better, but the quality is still uneven, and the development is still a long way to go.
Inventory of ten bad films on the net, not only Pi ge for everyone to clear the mine, but also hope that the creators of the net can know that the export of such movies, the best can only be quality.
Rubbing (IP), playing (wiping the edge ball), copying (content) is not a long-term solution, only by concentrating on creation, can it become a high-quality product that the audience is willing to accept like "Tough Guy Gun God".
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