First, "This is a genetic mutation."
In one tribe in Africa, there was a white doctor who lived here for a long time as a health doctor for the people of the tribe.
One day a black woman gave birth to a girl of white race. When the patriarch saw this, he went to the white doctor and asked, "How can you say that we black people have children with white feelings?" ”。
The white doctor replied without haste: "Have you seen that flock of sheep, there are several black sheep in a flock of white sheep, that is a genetic problem, is there anything strange about it?" ”。
The patriarch looked at the flock and was already dumbfounded.
Second, "mirror appliqué yellow"
An alcoholic drank too much that night, his ass punctured by a beer bottle, bleeding profusely.
When he got home, he took out a few band-aids, put them on his ass in the mirror, and he put a dozen band-aids on his back and fell asleep on the bed.
The next morning, when his wife was untied, she found a Band-Aid on the mirror. He lifted the quilt of his husband on the bed and saw that there was a lot of blood on the quilt. Angrily at her husband, she said, "You drunkard is physically injured, you put the band-aid on the mirror, the mirror is not injured, isn't the band-aid white paste?" ”。