Haha, when the epidemic is still going on!
Outside! Blockbuster!
Some people have "made" a special medicine to deal with the new crown pneumonia virus through "home-made secret recipes": no pills are allowed.
The explanatory "interpretation" book is as follows:
(1) This is a real "good medicine"! It is especially suitable for people in the "sealing and control area", "control area", "epidemic prevention area" and other COVID-19 epidemic areas.
(2) Please, please take it boldly; occasionally there is a little side effect, that is, some people may be a little flustered, but it is still acceptable.
(3) Usage: Please insist on taking. This situation must be "guarded" at home, otherwise, it will be "caught up" by the new crown virus, but it is not a joke.
(4) Validity period: long-term; in fact, according to the regional situation, there is no need to take "long-term", waiting for the epidemic alarm to be lifted, it can be stopped.
(5) Manufacturer: Home squatting group company. It is said that this company is a wholly-owned "school enterprise" of the "Global Home Squat University", and the "medicine" is vacated by several students in the "house department" of the school to ensure that it works. Oh !!!!! with "patent rights".
(vi) As for the "batch number"? This is "Middle Earth + National Medicine + Homemade" Oh, genuine, zero moisture!
(7) Dosage: Of course, it is infinite and infinite! As long as you don't die, you will go to the "dead turtle", to ensure that the management is enough, or the kind of "obsessive and unchanging".
(viii) A course of treatment, tentatively set for 14 days, if it is not enough, another course of treatment is extended for 14 days until the final recovery.
(IX), precautions, but also have to say: wash hands frequently, wear masks, pay attention to hygiene, eat and sleep, sleep and eat, to refuse wild game; don't be afraid of long meat...
The above is a dose of "psychological comfort" for those who are under the new crown epidemic and are still in areas that have not yet been unsealed, I hope that after you see it, you can smile heartily, and I am personally satisfied. If you're really bored and see something that makes you laugh or laugh, then I'm very content.