Because I haven't complained about domestic dramas for a long time, especially domestic love dramas.
Coupled with watching 3 dog blood dramas in a row recently, I feel that my keyboard can't be pressed.
The first is "The Princess of the Shadow Emperor" starring Zhou Jieqiong, as the name suggests, the male protagonist is the film emperor who punched Liang Chaowei and kicked Ge You.
Although the acting skills look like this:
Because when sitting in the car, she looked at the heroine who was waiting for the bus at the bus stop, and she wanted her to die, and then she took her home as a princess.
I know a lot of people will ask whether this is a costume or a modern drama, and I think the actors themselves don't know ⬇️⬇️⬇️
The second part is Huang Zitao's "Don't Fall in Love with your Boss".
He, the human trumpeter, actually wants to play a cold and domineering boss? The consequence is that the more cold he is, the more you want to laugh.
"Love me or not, whatever you want."
Those who know think that the boss loves subordinates, those who do not know think that the landlord has come to the door again to urge rent, and after a drama, it feels that Song Zu'er's ears are deaf.
Really, the characters don't fit and don't have to shoot hard.
What's even more frightening is that the new version of the classic costume love "On the Wrong Flower Car to Marry the Lang" has begun, and the stills look like this——
Not to mention what I thought was taking wedding photos.
Is this blind tomato scrambled egg color scheme supposed to appear in 2022?
Netizens are cold after watching it: very annoying, when will our domestic love drama fight for breath again!
That, sit firmly and support well, this is a sand sculpture and angry domestic love drama special!
I know that many people are thinking in their hearts: Is there any hope for domestic love dramas?
But in fact, as long as you hold the mentality of "chasing another one to see", you will find that -
What is no hope, how desperate is this (TM)!
What is the form of making a love drama now?
They are assembly line operations, small commodity distribution centers, and they are idle and idle to shoot two films.
As if you have enough two people, you can quickly pack and ship.
As a consequence, I don't just have to see that on a TV screen
And this kind of picture
And this kind of picture
There are a hundred ways to meet the male and female protagonists, but these dramas all choose the same one.
There is this kind of wide-eyed direct collision with the male protagonist.
Isn't that tired of this scenario?
But you would never have thought it would be like this—" I didn't move, she jumped up on her own." ”
Love drama, hero to save the United States to want, right?
There is such a person standing in the middle of the road reading a book???? Just waiting to force the male owner to drive the sports car over and deliberately fall into the car.
Passerby: See, there are two neuropathies.
And fly out on a swing?? The male protagonist ran to the landing position with a lightning speed and stopped it steadily.
I also have to bear the psychological trauma of it, because no one has considered the feelings of Newton and Einstein.
A female protagonist fell off a cliff, and the male protagonist immediately flew out to meet him and both turned in the air for half an hour.
Finally, the male protagonist did not forget to be considerate and comforting:
Speaking of ergonomics, I don't know if you have seen Ju Jingyi's "Ruyi Fangfei", (there is no intention of forcing you to look)
After all, not everyone can bear the life and death of the male and female protagonists.
Isn't this the acupuncture point that is being found??????
You may never know how much the male protagonist wants the female protagonist to die.
I exclaimed on the spot:
Of course, someone will definitely say: Who let you see, you change the stage is not the end.
I changed, but the domestic love drama did not intend to let me go.
Because, whenever someone says to me, "You believe in a domestic love drama again," I—
"If I can find a film with more than 4 points, I will lose."
You, it's hard to turn a blind eye to these scenes.
You want to see it, afraid of being humiliated IQ, you want to scold it, and you are already tired of scolding.
The most frightening thing is that this is not an isolated case, but a universal problem.
Everyone grew up seeing the big one, and wholesale a bunch of such sand sculpture love dramas.
Just ask whether this is a car accident or the plane did not land???
Really roar, I advise all domestic drama producers:
I have my own legal conviction for breaking the law, rather than punishing me with domestic love dramas.
You think that's the end of it?
Now the idol drama has long had a new way of playing, and the original youthful and beautiful configuration has been raised to the middle-aged level.
Last year, the most unnecessary drama to be filmed, I nominated Teacher Chen Jianbin's "Love Me Don't Think Too Much".
When filming this scene, the four masters were 49 years old and Li Yitong was 29, and the age difference was just 20 years old.
So, everyone feels that the two people look at each other with a sense of filial piety that the girl returns home from vacation to chat with her father, and it is not surprising.
You say that this is a year-old love, and it is not impossible.
But its setting is again taken from the Jinjiang network text -
Chen Jianbin plays the overbearing president of the billionaire family, lacking love without anything, and is a typical "diamond king old five".
But as soon as he came out, I felt that the role was one-fifth complete: old.
There is a plot in the play where the male protagonist loses the lip balm given to him by the female protagonist, and he abandons the company that is ready to go public on the spot to find lipstick...
TV dramas can be silly, but they can't be stupid.
Moreover, Teacher Chen will insist on finding lipstick to show the feeling of alzheimer's disease.
Love you don't think too much? I really don't dare think too much.
But many people don't know that middle-aged idol dramas have become the mainstream of the moment.
Someone has asked this kind of question before: You didn't look at me or look at it, so who is watching?
Before "Jinxin Like Jade", even if there was (former) male god Zhong Hanliang sitting in the seat, there were still viewers who said that the male and female protagonists looked like father and daughter...
Zhong Hanliang is too tired, filming until the skin is wrinkled.
A few years ago, Tang Yixin and Lin Feng made an ancient puppet drama called "Alone in the World", when Tang Yixin was 27 years old and Lin Feng was 37 years old.
In the play, Lin Feng calls her "sister".....
There is also this kind of beautiful face opening a big picture: Tang Yixin, whose skin is tender and watery, and Lin Feng, whose wrinkles can't cover up, said: You eat more, you are still growing your body.
I'm numb.
And I want to ask: Whose sister are you called, how old are you now?
But when did the domestic love drama start to collapse? Maybe we grew up.
Don't forget, domestic love dramas used to be filmed at the ceiling level.
Pick up one at will, you can kill, take your time to grab your remote control.
If nothing else, a "Daming Palace Word" is enough for us to blow for 22 years.
Now when it comes to the chance encounter between the rotten male and female protagonists, it only uses one shot to express the affection of a thousand years.
Zhou Xun, who was 29 years old at the time, played the 16-year-old Princess Taiping, sneaked out of the palace on the night of the Lantern Festival and took off Xue Shao's Kunlun Nu mask.
This tear is worth a thousand words.
Taiping was completely mad about love and begged her mother to give herself to Xue Shao, who already had a wife.
The more Xue Shao wanted to hate her, the more he couldn't control loving her.
Those moments of desperation and infatuation were filmed romantically and desolately.
Similarly, dying at the hands of a lover, it was filmed like this.
The camera switches from Xue Shao to Taiping's perspective, which deepens the pain of the skin.
Not only classical love, but also previous love dramas, the theme is all-encompassing.
Talented women have "April Day on Earth", the legends of Xu Zhimo and Lin Huiyin and others, which have been interpreted as feminine epic temperament.
Pure feudal family love, there is "The Golden Powder Family".
The pure cold autumn and the delicate Golden Yanxi begin with a romantic encounter and end with a tragedy.
A long-lasting love affair is still the peak of BE aesthetics of domestic love dramas.
I vaguely remember the romantic comedy classic "On the Wrong Flower Palanquin to Marry the Lang", Fu Hua Dao is so thick and elegant.
There are only 20 collective volumes, but it tells the story of this accidental exchange of identities on the wrong palanquin and the final happy ending.
There is love, there is house fighting, there is court, as if there are seventy or eighty episodes.
Even the makeup and hair accessories of the two protagonists are clever and eccentric.
The natural light and proper performance of "Like Fog Like Rain and Like Wind" are so moving.
This can represent the level of domestic love dramas.
Are these lenses rich enough? Is the texture high enough?
I want to speak for myself.
Love is one of the most ancient emotions of human beings, it is precious, lovely and irreplaceable.
It's just that some domestic dramas have made it extremely cheap.
Now it is very expensive to shoot dramas: hundreds of millions of dollars of investment, blowing special effects and blowing makeup and hair, spending on actors' salaries and publicity.
The cheap place is that the scripts are rotten into a pot of porridge.
In the long run, I have reached the point where I have mentioned domestic love dramas on PTSD.
Every time I watch a drama, it is comparable to spending 99 yuan in a 2 yuan boutique to buy a head rope, and I am the big wronged species.
Really, without love, you can not shoot.
adjournment!
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Editor-in-Charge / Honey Lee
Edited / Nyūrürō Sang