Lately my life has been surrounded by four letters —
MBTI 。
Simply put, it is a personality test that classifies you according to dimensions such as your level of energy and the way you make decisions.
To be honest, it's hard not to notice.
Like buying a monthly subscription on the hot search list;
Friends' WeChat is suffixed with personality;
Various group dump links are made head-to-head;
As far as Olympic champion Gu Ailing, as close as @Dawnstar at the next station, no one has escaped the domination of MBTI.
Two days ago, the entire editorial department was done by me with more than 100 questions, going to the toilet to do, queuing up to test nucleic acid, and touching fish.
Then overnight I had a new understanding of my colleagues.
"You're indeed INFP (mediator in the crowd)!"
"You turned out to be ESFJ (Archon in the Crowd)!"
MBTI, along with the constellations, Zhou Yi, Tarot cards, and the four King Kongs of the "Cyber Fortune Telling" class, now even have the tendency to catch up.
After all, as long as you master the MBTI, you have opened up the entire universe.
Take me for example, a purebred ESFP (performer in a crowd),
Placed in "The Biography of Zhen Huan", it is pink and delicate, and I am 26 (corresponding to the character Qi Fei in the play).
Placed in "The Legend of Wulin", it is to overwhelm the mountains and the sea, work to pay off debts (corresponding to the role of Guo Furong in the play).
In Harry Potter, it's Gryffindor, the brave foodie (corresponding to the character Ron in the play).
The MBTI is no longer just a simple set of personality test questions, but a virtual ID card, surf account book and hipster pass card in your social relationships.
Today I would like to introduce you to an Internet wonder:
In case of indecision, no longer rely on the metaphysics of constellations,
It is better to ask the MBTI.
Since the advent of the MBTI, the relationship between people and people has become simpler.
In the past, people were grouped, and now people are clustered in MBTI.
The first to fall is the love zone.
Aries with Libra? NONONO！
The constellations are no longer recognizable enough, and they have to rely on a neat four letters to add.
ENFP: A contender in a crowd, commonly known as a happy puppy
Asking for a marriage? NONONO！
It is better to ask for help from your friends who have just been promoted to MBTI level 10 scholars, from food, clothing, housing and transportation to your analysis to marriage and children, which can be called the contemporary cybertron.
For a large number of love idiots, love has never been so simple.
In the past, the ambiguous object was Xiao Wang Xiao Li, and now it is INTJ male ENFP female.
INTJ: The architect of the crowd, commonly known as the rational strong
In the past, the 400-word requirement was written on a blind date, but now 4 letters can summarize the requirements.
There have been no hundred and eighty dates in the past, and it is impossible to determine the heartwarming guest;
Now simply show the MBTI test and resonate with the soul with one click.
Not only that, but MBTI can also effectively promote the harmony of romantic relationships.
You're no longer angry at your boyfriend's tardiness, after all, he's just an ENFP who carves tardiness into his DNA (the personality's distinctive feature is being late).
You're no longer depressed that your boyfriend doesn't care about you, after all, he's just an ESTJ who doesn't like to disrupt the plan (the general manager in the crowd, doesn't like to disrupt the plan).
You no longer fight with your girlfriend because of a mosquito, after all, she is in the face of non-living beings will say sorry FOR THE INFP (the personality legend will actively apologize for hitting the street lamp).
You no longer hate your girlfriend's rotten stems, after all, "you are not funny" is simply a fatal blow to ESFP (the personality dedicated to being the funniest person in the circle of friends).
Our love no longer has to overcome all difficulties, just memorize each other's MBTI.
And you and I MBTI adaptation, is simply the door to door pair of the new century.
Not only is it in love, but your productivity will also be greatly improved.
Memorizing MBTI allows you to quickly mingle with your colleagues.
If you are a leader, please inadvertently throw out your MBTI personality during a meeting.
The young and close to the people are grounded, and the distance between the upper and lower levels is shortened in a second.
If you are an ordinary social animal, keep in mind your colleague's MBTI personality.
Once you accurately hit the red heart, you will immediately reap the perfect friendship.
You'll also find that you can figure things out about your colleagues who don't make sense.
The overall summary is eight words: recognize reality, give up illusions.
For example —
Don't expect internal friction masters isopoted to pick up their spirits after a vacation,
They will only send you tired, hungry and sleepy day after day;
Don't expect the big-spender INFP to get the job done before the deadline,
Their deadline is always yesterday.
Don't expect the sensitive old man INFJ to speak actively at the topic selection meeting,
Silence is tonight's Kangqiao, and they only temporarily closed their minds.
Do not take the initiative to talk about happy puppies ENFP in times of crisis,
The work is really not done, they really have no self-control;
Don't always talk nonsense in the ear of INTJ, the king of the inner scrolls,
They are listening on the surface ,um-hmm, but they're actually not thinking about how to shut your mouth or how to plug your ears.
Finally, don't shout at ESFPs with Ma Dongmei-style memories to remind you of the meeting, they really can't remember.
In short, mastering the MBTI, the contradiction between you and your colleagues is gone, and the friction with the leader is reduced, which is simply a necessary part-time work artifact for everyone.
However, in order to figure out the new way of playing MBTI, young people are really painstaking.
They made up the recipe.
After all, 8 letters, 16 combinations, can't really remember, and a little careless, is more than 100 questions from scratch.
Some people rely on harmonics, rely on geography;
Some people rely on manual labeling and get rich by hard work.
They looked for patterns.
From different imitation makeup to different outfits, from falling in love to visiting the supermarket, each personality has been made a comprehensive analysis of the five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation.
But they are also often full of confusion.
After all, the farthest distance in the world is not birds and fish, but just waiting for you to distinguish the personality of your friend, but his test results have changed.
So you find that this MBTI is a way to play.
It can guide your life, but it can't distinguish you, let alone control you.
After all, there are far more than 16 kinds of people, and the complexity of people is not something that can be summarized in just 8 letters.
Finally, I wrote a passage this spring that Noble sent to the HIPTI kids:
Spring tide with rain late rush, test results mindful.
The spring color of the garden can't be closed, and if you can't remember it, you can't remember it.
When is the spring flower and autumn moon, my personality I am proud of.
The spring breeze is on the south bank of the Green River, and your personality is also very good.
Take it easy, don't take it too seriously.
People interact with each other, what should be shown, is not a nucleic acid green code, not an MBTI, but sincerity.
Written by: Wang Xueqin
Internship: Sauce Rain
Editor-in-Charge: Tintin
Partial material source: @MBTImemes,@网so-so-gatajin,@director kaimu,@NonNobisDomine,@akazawa
Vespers Hours:
"Sixteen personalities, different choices,
Four dimensions divide people,
Cold or hot? Profound or shallow?
Stereotypes are not advisable! ”
--MBTI version of "Poor Happy"