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Do you think that the recent push of Station B is becoming more and more outrageous, especially the vertical screen video stream, never know what the next one will be strange, never know what big data remembers in your DNA.
It's quite possible that you first clicked on a video of a tiger furry dancing girl group dance, already excitedly standing in a chair and playing a round of call, and then the end of the playback automatically slid down to this:
People carrying a stretcher hurried through the crowded corridors, and ambulances were already waiting downstairs, but the patient seemed to have one last wish to be fulfilled...
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This kind of almost at a glance can be identified as the beginning of the earthy fast food short film, you subconsciously think that he is going to say something about the first love that has not been seen for twenty years or the black boss hidden from his wife and children.
Only to see him stagger up from the stretcher, and when the audience was ready to accept the dog's bloody head, he was in a good posture - a dance?
"Listen to me ~ thank you ~ because of you ~ warm up the four seasons ~ "
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While you are speechless, the next video follows: the suit brother rushes into the toilet with a roll of paper, his sphincter is almost unable to withstand the pressure before the squirt, and the passerby waiting on the side suddenly stops him, first asking him to borrow the paper, and then pulling him the next second...
At this time, you finally can't bear to launch this more and more strange recommendation stream, back to the home page want to the whole point of the second dimension of the cute sister, save your polluted soul, at a glance to see "Horse Racing Lady" as the cover of it, it looks like a concert PV, after clicking into the music immediately sounded...
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At this moment, humanity suddenly recalled the fear of being dominated by the blonde man with the microphone, who had been hailed as the biggest fraudster in history, and had countless videos in YouTube that he had used to deceive hundreds of millions of earthlings.
Looking at this momentum, is "listen to me say thank you" a Chinese-defined divine comedy of fraud?
Station B plays the 5KW+ fraudulent divine song "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Before seeing this text, I think each of you has heard the song "Listen to Me and Thank You" 100 times on various short video platforms, but I always think that its essence lies in this simple and simple dance that can drive the muscles of the whole body is the soul that helps it invade the brain cells.
Just as Never Gonna Give You Up can't be without big writhing shoes and shaky hands, so "Listen to Me Thank You" can't be without these pompous gestures.
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"Listen to Me Thank You" and this soul dance was released by the 10-year-old singer Li Xinrong in 2019, although it has no status in a number of new era children's songs, but just like everyone must have been forced to learn the "Grateful Heart" sign language dance for so many years, this song and dance soon became a compulsory project for children's classes.
This also paved the way for its full-scale intrusion into the Chinese Internet.
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In the spring of 2022, the sudden epidemic in some cities in China disrupted the pace of too many people's lives, watching more and more daily confirmed cases, and finally these cities ushered in the day of nucleic acid testing for all employees, and at the same time, nucleic acid testing of close contacts began throughout the country.
In this case, medical staff in white protective suits began working around the clock. At the top of the long line are always them with their eyes exposed.
Therefore, parents who have never seen this kind of market before, on a whim, plan to shoot something that can not only be sent out to attract people to watch, but also thank these "big white" things. At this time, the child's own skill "Listen to Me Thank You" has played a role.
I don't know who took the head first, in short, from a certain moment on, the domestic short video platform suddenly became popular when doing nucleic acid testing, and the medical staff was a "listen to me ~ thank you ~ because there are you ~ warm four seasons ~ " chaotic output.
At first, the look and feel of these videos is not bad, after all, the lyrics are very in line with the voice of netizens to medical staff, and children always come with some thick and cute filters.
But slowly, the signs of these videos posing became heavier and heavier, and even the movie-level hand-cranked rotating mirror appeared, and the online comments on them took a sharp turn and slowly turned into disgust.
After all, who has not done nucleic acid testing, we all know that everyone needs only 30 seconds of time, and the light chorus part of this song has 30 seconds, plus the back and forth adjustments required when posing, so that the length of time for everyone will be doubled.
Not to mention these epidemic prevention personnel who have been working since they opened their eyes in the morning, why they had to work in the wind and the sun for a day, and were forced to watch this embarrassing and pompous song and dance performance that also needed to take out their mobile phones to score live music.
Soon, several medical staff appeared on the short video platform to say that they complained and suggested that everyone suspend such videos of posing for shows, but the heat and playback volume were not too high.
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Because the magic of "Listen to Me Say Thank You" is not so easy to dissipate from your and my mind, netizens at this time, while listening to this song and vomiting, but at the same time, they are brainwashed by the lyrics in the middle of the night when a person can't sleep, so there is a second creation that imitates the satirical posing video at the beginning of the article.
From "The Biography of Zhen Huan" to Minecraft, the adaptability of this song is amazingly high.
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The routine of "thank you" is deeply rooted in people's hearts, but it does not make this song just a ghost animal song, because as mentioned earlier, without dance, "Listen to Me Thank You" loses its soul.
This is also the reason why it can become a Chinese version of the Divine Comedy of Fraud.
Whether it is the beginning of the micro-movie or the routine template of the earthy short film, as long as "Listen to Me Say Thank You" is added to the back, the audience will feel a burst of irritability of being deceived and the anger of being ridiculed by the dance movements, but the children's voice and lyrics dissolve these invisibly, and finally only a bitter smile is left.
The video source WB@ The Adventures of Xiao Wei Little Frog
The core of comedy is tragedy, and the transformation of children's songs and dances into the core of the deceitful divine comedy is a mockery of netizens posing for special periods.
This is the original song of "Listen to Me thank you" no matter how cute and wonderful the second creation can not be hidden, and it is also the disgust hidden in the dirty words we subconsciously say after laughing.
Because later we noticed that if it is just a dance and a song, then it is already the most relaxed and tolerable in this group of show performances.
Later, what kind of posing shots were shaved off on the Internet, stitched together videos with the rhythm of buying vegetables and other events, so that the use of netizens' sense of justice and voice to drain the profit of the behavior, really let our emotions escalate from ridicule to anger.
So while I'm happy to see "Listen to Me Thank You" become a deceptive comedy to remember the taste of being ridiculed, our anger and condemnation need to be reserved for moral depraveds who really use the power of public opinion to profit.
In this era when everyone is forced by the epidemic to endanger themselves, at least the warm and simple lyrics of "Listen to Me thank you" have indeed given you and me a little comfort, and the bitter smile after being deceived is actually precious.
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